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    • Plain White Tees dumped Delilah for Bonnie who stands in the streets with her tits out, you'd know this if you were a real fan 😤
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    • Hey there Delilah what's it like in new York City won't you lift up your shirt so I can nibble on your titties like I do, pull down your pants so we can screw, my balls are blue, oh it's what you do to me oh when you're on your knees, saying daddy please
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    • Hey there delilah what's it like in your vagina, I'm a thousand miles away, but girl I'd like to be inside ya
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    • 🎶 Hey there Delilah what’s it like in New York City i’m 1000 miles away but girl Snapchat me them titties. Oh would you pleeeeeease. I’m trying to jerk off on my knees, so would you please. Ooooooh send me tittieeees!! Ooh. Send me titties!! 🎶
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    • What kind of fucking asshole sees some other dude’s girl and then proceeds to flirt with her and write an entire song about her even though he only met her one time and she had a boyfriend.
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    • I enjoy farting on napkins on empty tables at restaurants, before they are filled with new customers. Then watch people use them to wipe their face(s), only to see the awkward confusion of "why does this smell like ass?" Gives me a stiffy just thinking about it.
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    • “i won’t fap to anyone but youuuuu, I swear it’s true” 💀😂
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    • Am I the only one who thinks that pics of girls in like sexy or minimal clothes is way better than nude pictures because it leaves more to the imagination and isn't so degrading.
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    • Hey there Delilah how's it like in New York City, I see 10s and 20s and 50s even 100s on your titties yes it's true. You're not the Delilah I once knew, i guess we're through.
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    • I hate that I sang this as I read it 🙄
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    • 🎶Oh what you do to meeeee, Oh, I feel it in my peen. Thousand miles seems so Far, but girl I'm in my car, I'm gonna masterbate and your to blaaaammeee. Oh what you do to meeeee, oh I got some on my sleeve.....ooooh why is my cum green....? 🎶
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    • Hey there delilah whats it like in new york city im a thousand miles away but girl snapchat me them titties, my balls are blue. My hand just cant do what you do, i swear its true. Hey there delilah i am worried about the distance, there are a lot of girls in NYC, giving my dm's lots of attention.
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    • If you didn't sing it to the tune of the song, you just aren't doing it right
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    • Yes its truueee, you could show a nip or twoooo!
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    • They had us in the first half not gonna lie
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    • It had so much potential but ya fucked up the syllable count
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    • Plain White T’s came to my school and played that song
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    • Hey there delilah what's it like in your vagina I'm a thousand miles away but I still want to cum inside ya yes its true
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    • Snapchat is for thots and fuckboys
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    • Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City I'm a thousand miles away, but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do. I installed a camera in your room, I'm watching you
      Scoobicus 30 mar
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    • Who read this with the actual song in their head?
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    • Hey there Delilah. What's it like in new york city? Im a thousand miles away, and i need to see them titties.
      Arlaul 29 mar
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    • Plain white ts. Haven't listened to them in like 7 years but alright
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    • *but girl tonight snap me them titties.
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    • You, an imbecile: Hey there Delilah. Me, a man of class: Oh hi Mark
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    • Hey there Delilah what’s it like in new your city you’re a thousand miles away but girl Snapchat me then tiddies send me nuuuuudes, I’m fucking horny I want youuuu I swear it’s truuuuu
      Banci 29 mar
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    • You need one more syllable. MY I suggest “them big titties”
      BriCksYx 29 mar
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    • Her there Delilah whats it like in new york city, youre a thousand miles away but girl snapchat them titties, I love your nudes. Youre the only girl Im talking to. I swear it's true.
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    • Its missing one syllable
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    • It almost was good but the second part didn’t have enough syllables so it sounds special
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    • This song actually got me crying cuz I have a girlfriend that lives in New York and I live in fucking Miami
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    • Didn't they only meet once and she shot him down? Didn't her bf breakup with her for this song?
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    • Why would you ruin the best song ever??
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    • Hey thotiana whats it like in bust down city
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    • My version used to be “hey there Delilah what’s it like in New York City god you’re so damn fucking hot just let me see a fucking titty”
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    • And close your eyes... then send me a picture from behind
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    • And here I am now telling you.. Oh god now I am so damn screwed, I still love you. Oh, what you do to me? Oh, I love those big titties!
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    • Why is it cool to send nudes. 1) if you break up or the other person just is an asshole then anybody could get them and your whole future could be jeopardized. 2) it’s not even that hot, just do the real thing. 3) it really sucks for people who have low self esteem.
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    • Like you do......show me those ariolas boo. Not one but two.
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    • This is just stupid I mean new levels of stupid this isn't funny this isn't even witty this is just stupid wtf, common Ifunny way to let us down
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    • Hey there delilah, what's it like in your vagina? You're a million miles away but I like to be inside ya.
      Menace420 30 mar
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    • *Chorus* Seeeend Nudes to meeeee oh send nudes to meee
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    • *tittays*
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    • It's missing a syllable
      AlexByer 29 mar
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    • my ex sang that to me and now this song sucks
      frerard_ 29 mar
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    • Ya know delilah was a long distance track and field athlete? And distance runners titties are not that big
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    • Who else sung this untell they realized what it was
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    • When you realize that delilah never got with the writer and used the media attention she got over it to get famous and become an Olympian
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    • SHoW mE YoUr TitS
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    • Dont u fuckin dare disrespect this song u heathen
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    • HOLY SHIT ITS ALMOST LIKE HE WAS THE VERY FIRST PERSON TO EVER REGURGITATE THAT JOKE 🤣😂😂🤣😭😭
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    • It’s one syllable off so it doesn’t work, unless you prolong one word for 2 beats which throws it off completely.
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    • I jerked off while I was driving 45mph. Achievement acquired
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    • Yes she do
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    • Hey there Delilah, whAts it like in your vagina? Im a thousand miles away but girl ide like to be inside of yoouuuu
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    • "So JoJo what'll it be will you submit. Or will I have to beat the shit out of you?"
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    • i hate ifunny, why would i watch an ad to save a pic when i can literally just screenshot it
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    • When you can tell they failed at cropping
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    • Dylicous 29 mar
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    • Shitty song from a shitty 2006 warped tour band
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    • Hey there Delilah what's it like in new york city I'm a thousand miles away but girl you look so pretty yes you do, times square can't shine as bright as you, I swear its true
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    • Hey Thotiana what’s it like in New York City, I’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty, buss it down
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    • It was classy until he asked for nudes.
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    • I hate when people dont line up the syllables right for this
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    • Dontcha know.. I just want them to show..
      Qwei 30 mar
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    • I just wanna succ some titty yes I doooo. Ooooo it's how you do meeee, oooo its how you do me
      DissDick 30 mar
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    • I sang it lol
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    • What that mouth do? Oh delilah what that ass do? Ohhh what you wanna do to meeee?! Ohhh what you wanna do to me?!
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    • Hey there Delilah what's it like in your vagina
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    • I had to reread that 4 different times and I still have no idea what he's trying to say.
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    • I’m still recovering from the up post please stop
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    • I was just playing this song in my head
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    • not enough syllables. That’s just lazy writing
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    • If the song were written by modern rappers
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    • It’s a horrible song change my mind
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    • Yeah she did an when i get home I'll get some head
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    • It doesn’t even fit the beat
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    • You had time in the first half I’m not gonna lie
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    • Wrong number of syllables. *But girl Snapchat me them nice titties*
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    • Throw “yes please do” to finishing is off at the end
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    • Hey there Delilah what’s it like to suck your titties won’t you please come o’er to my house I’ll pay you just tree fiddy
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    • Not that anyone's gonna believe me, but the Plain White T's were at my school the other day and it was pretty dope
      Jrex327 29 mar
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    • Well that was off beat.
      RayrRey 29 mar
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    • Hey there delilah, whats it like in your vagina, you're a thousand miles away but girl i'd like to get inside ya.
      DixAhoy 29 mar
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    • Didn’t we all replace the word with titties
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    • OHHHHHHH IT WAHT UOU DO TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE ohhhhh it waht you do to meeeee.....
      etimarc5 29 mar
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