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    • Then wouldn’t life increase exponentially faster and then much sooner they’d run out resources again?
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    • That would be good for like 200 years until the exponentially growing population uses it up again
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    • Why go through the trouble of changing Shrek’s color just to make him the wrong color?
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    • No because matter can not be created or destroyed, only turned into energy. That's why when he snapped the heros became dust
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    • That would be like having a maxed out credit card, and increasing the limit. Thanos cut the debt in half... 🤔 Hol up... Maybe Thanos is onto something
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    • He can’t double the resources because the gauntlet cannot create anything out of nothing it can only manipulate and change that which already exists
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    • Why is he blue??
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    • Make infinite resources
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    • Why the fuck is he blue
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    • Double the resources and kill half of all life.
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    • Or he could've doubled the resources and killed half the population
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    • Would it have been too hard to make him fucking purple
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    • The gauntlet controls the arangement of the universe. It doesn't create shit.
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    • He’s in love with death and wants to give her everything. So killing half the universe was essentially getting her attention
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    • In the comics, the Grim Reaper was a female and Thanos was in love with her. He killed half of all life to impress her and win her affection.
      C73V3RM4N 18 apr
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    • It's because he was trying to impress lady death, helping people survive was not what he was planning at all
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    • isnt it because he wants to please Death? so he’s killing two birds with one stone
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    • Why is he blue?
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    • Why's he blue?
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    • Why not do both honestly that would turn most societies into a utopia
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    • Nope. He could not create matter, he was able to change its form according to his will, but he never created it or destroyed it, even the people that died didn't just poofout of existence, they turned to dust
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    • Doubling resources would just double land masses, as in every planet's gravitational pull would double and kill any advanced form of life on that planet
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    • He did it to fuck death
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    • I feel like the older you get, the more you side with thanos's plan.
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    • He also neglected to realize that plants and animals both also count as life. Halving them too would also ironically decrease the food resources proportionally, and have no end difference. We’d have hella mineral resources though so I guess there's a smidge of logic
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    • No. Conservation of Mass and Energy must still hold true. The snap temporarily removes gluons from a random half of all organisms, thereby causing all of their atoms to fall apart, and then their subatomic particles fall apart too. From quarks we came and to quarks we shall go.
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    • Thanos : “The galaxies are like onions..” Star Lord : “They make your breath stink?”
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    • The point of the snap was to be equal, rich and poor populations would be decreased. By doubling the universe's resources the rich would quickly seize them and nothing would change, the rich would just end up richer.
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    • There is finite energy, this would be impossible
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    • Originally thanos did it to impress death (who is depicted as a woman in the marvel comics) and felt it was the only way to make her love him
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    • Why is he blue?
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    • Could he just shrink all life so resources are larger?
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    • Why is he blue... (not racist)
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    • Well I’m no scientist but if you cannot give or take away matter then it would probably interfere with the balance of nature if you were to create sustenance for everything. 1/2
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    • Does no one remember him saying "the universe is finite, it's resources, finite"
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    • Can’t increase resources because there isn’t enough space. You may not create or destroy matter. That is all
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    • Why is he blue
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    • Are we not gonna talk about why he's blue?
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    • Thanos isn’t blue
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    • Technically he did double the resources since theres half the people
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    • I’m bout to get nerdy. So basically if you look in the comic books you will see there is another villain. It is a she and is called Lady Death. Why would Lady Death be impressed with saving the population? Well she wouldn’t. So instead he kills half the pop to impress her *tips fedora*
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    • He had an infatuation with Death and wanted her to be his lover, that's why hes so obsessed with the murder aspect you dumb dumbs
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    • Thanos also used his power to kill half of all life because he wanted to impress the goddess of death of whom he loved
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    • Why the FUCK is he blue?
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    • Why he blue now??
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    • Instead of killing people couldn’t have made half the universe gay or sterile to reduce population growth?
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    • Why is he blue tho
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    • Hey fun fact y'all, the population of earth is actually not growing exponentially. In fact, it's nearly flatlining. Go Google it!
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    • The problem with “infinite possibilities” is that Thanos could have just snapped a century supply of resources for every planet in the universe every couple hundred years.
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    • Why the fuck is he blue Thanos is purple
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    • Just copy paste earth nigga
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    • According to studies in anthropology, increasing resources would simply lead to growth of population which leads to lack of resources again
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    • It’s because that wasn’t his original intention, he was trying to court death but marvel had to childproof it for you pussies
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    • Why is he blue
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    • Matter can't be created nor destroyed, which is why everyone turns to dust instead of just popping out of existence
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    • Both top comments have a point. As well as the fact as knowing how fucked up people are, the other half of those resources would go to the richer people, leaving the poor starving and homeless even more so. The government only cares about the people with the money 😕 it's just reality
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    • Lowkey disappointed about how far I had to scroll to see that other people are also mad about the fact that h e i s b l u e
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    • It Thanos why not just kill off all the shitty people? Killers,racist,rapist,pedo
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    • Ya, so maybe it’s a no for doubling resources. But there’s bigger numbers than just x2. Maybe times infinite would’ve been a better choice.
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    • In the comics he was just obsessed with death who was a woman, and was trying to please her by killing everyone
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    • New thanos is retarded. He wanted to impress death, so he wanted to eliminate life everywhere. The new plot is so flawed
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    • Thanos makes a lot of sense. Idk why they are trying to stop him.
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    • It wouldn't work. If you make more resources, population grows faster. If you kill half the population they will grow back. Even if he did something like reduce the amount of food and water needed to survive for all living creatures, the population would grow accordingly.
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    • The glove is on the wrong hand
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    • Why is he blue?
      BowMastur 19 apr
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    • You can’t create matter
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    • *cough* infinite resources *cough*
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    • Whys he blue?
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    • Psssst... the real reason he's wiping out half the universe is for a futile attempt to get in lady death's pants
      EDHAddict 18 apr
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    • The gauntlet is on the wrong hand
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    • Thanos is blue because Black Widow does not give him pleasure. His blue balls have been aching for over 89 years.
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    • Or just sterilize half the population
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    • Couldn't he just make like 75%of all living things infertile and make then drop the sperm count of future life so it's harder to procreate then let the population level out naturally instead of murdering them all.....
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    • Thanos was purple
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    • The purpose of killing half the population is because population doesn't grow at an exponential rate, it platues, and so by killing half the pop just before or when it does that would permanently decrease the number of people
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    • Y’all, you’re forgetting that, as sympathetic a character he may be, he’s still a villain with flaws. If he could be reasoned with, we wouldn’t have a whole ass MCU
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    • You guys are all fucking retarded, in the movie he literally states that the resources of the universe are finite and running out, he literally cannot create something from nothing, so his most sound solution is to wipe out half the universe.
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    • Or make humans need less resources, like food water etc...
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    • Why is he blue
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    • Well yes, but actually no.
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    • Is it me or is he blue?
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    • But if he could change reality itself, then he could have changed the rate at which resources manifest making it possible for resources to keep up with life's exponential increase as well
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    • yoop 18 apr
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    • To the people saying life would increase faster and use the resources all up wouldn’t the same fooken thing happen if they halved it 🤷🏽‍♂️
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    • It goes against the universes important rule: life cannot be created or destroyed. So technically, he’s not able to spawn more resources out of nothing but when he destroyed half of every living thing, people didn’t just disappear, they turned into ash
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    • Thanos purple dumbass
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    • The ash explained why this wouldn't be the case. The laws of physics still apply. You can't make something out of nothing, just like you can't make matter disappear. Thus they turned to ash and Black Widow wears a wig.
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    • What I don’t understand is that this isn’t a permanent solution. The population will get back to where it used to be. Will he just snap his fingers again?
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    • Couldn't you alter all biological beings to only reproduce at a slow enough rate to maintain current populations?
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    • Why not both?
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    • Am I color blind or is he blue?
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    • That’s wouldn’t work because of resources being finite and killing half the people creates a more permanent solution
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    • Everyone sleeps on the fact it's canon that he originally wiped out half the universe just to get in Lady Death's pants
      Sun_Boy 17 apr
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    • Double resources=more population, which would eventually make the problem 2x worse than before
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    • Gauntlet can’t create matter
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