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    • Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted
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    • Here i sit and hesitate: shall i shit or masterbate
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    • Here I sit in the Hall of vapors some darn fool done stole the papers the Bell has rung I must not linger look out ass here comes my finger
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    • Ni matter how many rimes they paint these walls, the shithouse poet never falls
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    • They try to throw his memory away, but the shithouse poet is here to stay
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    • the shithouse poet will always win, something something foreskin
      Kasagure 20 jun
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    • They paint t(HE)se walls to cover my pen but the s(HIT) (H)ouse po(E)m st(R)ikes again.
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    • You read this whilst you shit, not knowing the area next I’ll hit
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    • here i sit, broken hearted- tried to shit but only farted. two weeks later i took a chance, tried to fart but shat my pants
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    • Too lazy to work, to broke to quit, so here i sit pretending to shit
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    • Enveloped in a shit aroma, my legs are in a full blown coma, my poo is floating lap by lap, but still I scroll through this goddamn app.
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    • He has such a way with words 😍
      Lick 20 jun
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    • There once was a man that peed, he unzipped and took out his wee, he pissed until dry, he shook many times, but still it dripped down to his knee
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    • Here I sit and debate, should I shit or masturbate?
      tcliff 20 jun
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    • I think shithouse poetry should be a movement to remember 2020 by
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    • In winters harsh and summers fair, an entity travels without a care, to public bathrooms one to the next, to leave a line of sacred text, painters of the world you may not know it, but your work is ruined by the Shithouse Poet
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    • Writing this and feeling bliss, I shit so hard I also pissed
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    • bequiet 20 jun
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    • An empty vessel is what I need, so listen close to these words you should heed, I sat in prison was handed a note, upon it lay these sentences wrote, be careful in the showers later tonight, someone wants to have a fight, being a pussy I got on the shitter, I didn't fancy myself as much of a hitter,
      Jzargo 21 jun
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    • Here I stop to take a shit while I scroll pass a pair of tits
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    • In this time of never more/hold ye high the sacred chore/of fools and song and merriment/and other such sultry sacrament./To each his own the joy be yours may the memories be not forgotten. For you will need fond memory/When all this shit goes rotten.
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    • Those who write on shithouse walls roll their shit in little balls. And those who read these words of wit eat those little balls of shit.
      Fiddler 20 jun
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    • Lining is a part of poetry
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    • Teenage girls, full of curves. When I was 18 I had no nerve, now that I’m 40 they call me a perv.
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    • Pretty sure this is a quote from Monty Python
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    • I decree all sh*thouse poets are in fact, [REDACTED].
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    • These walls are stained with love and pain, sitting on the throne of porcelain, I write to those who may not know it, but they’ve been blessed by the shithouse poet.
      LilPeener 21 jun
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    • With a wave of my cock and a flick of my finger,one thrust from me will leave your ass a cinder
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    • Can ifunny fucking fix the cropping on the right of photos
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    • I read this is the choose goose voice from adventure time
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    • Anyone else tired of stupid shitty reaction images in memes
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    • Here I sit and contemplate, should I shit or masturbate.
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    • I want it in my butt yea I do sir
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    • How is shithouse poet? Is shithouse poet okay????
      sparksjd 20 jun
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    • Write it in your own shit
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    • CodClips 21 jun
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    • no time to explain, do not come here at 3. Or he will chop off your peepee
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    • Diarrhea feces pours, my butthole burns the rim is sore
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    • I heard you paint houses.
      LHAvenger 20 jun
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    • There I sat, went to fart, pushed too hard, came out a shart
      CarFriend 20 jun
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    • Fact: people shit in toilets
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    • Read it with the watermelon beat.
      TONEMAIN 20 jun
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    • Phexal 20 jun
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    • lol
      Acog 20 jun
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      MOMMYZEN 20 jun
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    • Crop
      Brazzers 20 jun
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    • Amen
      i_am_me2 20 jun
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    • If you write on bathroom walls you’re a bad person
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    • Some come here to sit and think, some come here to shit and stink. I come here to scratch my balls and read the bullshit on the walls
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    • “Sir, you need to leave the bnb”
      Kebnezir 23 jun
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    • Read this to the tune of the watermelon guy. Marlon Webb?
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    • At my school someone just drew a big dick on the wall and the school painted over it BUT they just painted over the lines so the dick is still there
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    • You sit there in anguish, you want to shit. You might be constipated, or maybe just push it. They don't want me to write poems, they cover up my pen. Well I'll keep writing, I will not be beaten. They want me to stop, they try to silence me. I won't bow down, to this fake democracy.
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    • Shithouse or suithouse?
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    • Pee pee poo poo butt Jews
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    • here i sit and contemplate
      BlkBon 22 jun
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    • I saw that same bit at a movie theater bathroom once, only they used “ballpoint bandit” instead of “shithouse poet”
      JoshGreep 21 jun
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      Susboi666 21 jun
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    • Be a grownup, not a kid, hit the water, not the lid
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    • Holy shit the comment section
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    • It should be hide rather than cover. The meter flows that way
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    • He's back
      NiceCube 21 jun
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    • Here I site and contemplate, shall I shit or masturbate
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    • Hide*
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    • Had too come back and like
      DrippyHit 21 jun
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    • Here as I read,I take as shit only to set my asshole a lite.
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    • It was originally “to silence my pen”
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    • They turn their heads and say “oh damn” and enters me, the baddest bitch at the poetry slam.
      XC_Memes 21 jun
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    • When I was in middle school there was some kid that would do shit like this in the boys bathrm and I remember my science teacher went tf off and literally was trying to match the handwriting to students work. I think that kids been in prison ever since
      somuel 20 jun
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    • This is written on like half the bathroom stalls at fort Leonard wood
      jdunks112 20 jun
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    • All hail the shithouse poet
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    • Oh ya I didn’t see this in 2012 and then 2015 and then 2017 before I saw it now
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    • Fuckin warrior Chad.
      bous9334 20 jun
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    • The Lord
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    • I read this in the voice of the dude that does the water-melone vines.
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    • Roses are blue, violets are red, I don't know how to write a poem. *consumes poem*
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    • Private Property is more important than life itself, the Capitalist has every right to murder him for damaging his property
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    • Drew this for my ex, hope you like
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    • NTC Fort Irwin, California. Near one of the fake towns they use as a ToC i know this exact portashitter
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    • There once was a genie with a 10 foot weenie who showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it’s only 6 foot 4.
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    • I dropped a log, just one and done. Sadly I missed out on all the fun.
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    • they definitely don't paint a wall to cover pen, just use a tissue and some rubbing alcohol
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    • I saw this in 13F AIT in fort sill
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    • Fucking cropping bs!
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    • Shithouse poets society
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    • Read this with a Marlon webb voice and its way better
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    • Lmao I’m 98% sure this was in the head at one of the USMC camps. I saw one that said, “Sitting on the stinking chair and stink... stink... stiiiinnnk” 🎼
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    • And if they paint a layer ecerytime he writes he us in turn make the room smaller each tine
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    • yes
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    • It would be cooler if your hand writing didn't look like you parkinsons
      jessek165 20 jun
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