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    • His last name is literally fucking hook
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    • His name is literally hook
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    • Stop crying captain dead dad hat hook
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    • JD4wg365 7 jul
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    • So a man met a pirate with an eyepatch, hook, and pegleg. He says the the pirate, "Looks like you've been through a lot. How did you lose your leg?" "Arr, 'twas a fierce sea battle, blown off by a cannonball." "Wow! And the hand?" "Arr, was crossing cutlasses with a scurvy bastard, and he got a...
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    • content not available more
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    • Vons 7 jul
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    • Then they fucked
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    • So who’s gonna tell everyone that this was stolen from tumblr
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    • His name was literally hook. It's his last name.
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    • Yeah yeah his name is James Hook. But can we talk about tinkerbell’s face?-
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    • Captain Hook vs a fucking nuclear submarine
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    • That joke is from somewhere else, anybody know where? I remember it vaguely
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    • Peter Pan is hooks daddy
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    • His name is James Hook
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    • Autauga 7 jul
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    • His name is literally James hook
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    • Tinks face
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    • Whatever you say Captain Dead
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    • No tolerance for ANY pirate, captain bitch
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    • Footage 7 jul
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    • It's me, Captain Circumsized
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    • Alrighty Captain Daddy Issues
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    • Stop crying dead dad hook
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    • Shut up captain n word
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    • Gonna have to start calling him captain gigantic schmeat
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    • Ok Captain Batman.
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    • yknow what to call me
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    • He calls him Hook because Peter is the one who fed his hand to the croc so it's a reminder.
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    • Why can’t y’all take a joke? “HiS lAsT nAmE iS hOoK” shut up. It’s funny
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    • I mean they could call him captain James
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    • But he calls himself Captain Hook...
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    • But why does Tink look so derpy?
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    • Hey maybe don't rip off robot chicken
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    • Yo somebody hook me up with that tussy
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    • I'd fuck that fairy and watch my dick stretch her torso
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    • I hate how much yall fucks make everything about sensitivity
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    • ... james hook was his name
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    • Canonically, his name is James Hook. Losing a hand and getting a hook isn't why he's named that. (Also, he went to Eton and never actually sailed under Blackbeard, that was a story his men told to make him sound fierce)
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    • Cuz that’s his name dipshit
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    • Fairies aren't real.
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    • Go fuck yourself... his last name is literally Hook
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    • Isn’t his last name Hook !
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    • Oh my god
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    • Captain hook is a sjw???
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    • "Whatever you say captain croc food"
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    • His name is Literally James Hook.
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    • This joke was funnier when Family Guy did it..
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    • His man was literally "James Hook."
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    • What the heck is up with Tinker Bell's face!?😂
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    • I have no doubt in my mind that Peter Pan would reply with “ok captain dead dad”
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    • I hate tinkerbell in 3rd frame
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    • Like why do they hate each other? Cant they just leave each other alone?
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    • His name is James Hook, what do you expect them to call him???
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    • The text version is funnier
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    • Righty hoe Captain Dead Dad
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    • fairies don’t exist
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    • Bruh what’s up with tinker bells face
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    • *oof*
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    • I know a bm1 hook. Wonder how many times he's had to put up with this bullshit
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    • Seen it before but its still funny
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    • Why does tinker bells face look like a dittos
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    • Tinkerbell said
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    • I guarantee that there's going to be like 70 comments talking about wanting to bang Tinkerbell
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    • Peter Pan wouldn't care he a demon. Look at them ears mate demon blooded monster.
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    • Stfu, captain bitch, OOHHH burned. Yeah little baby boy, what ya gon do little baby baby boy?
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    • Fuck tinker bell! Seriously she's hot fuck her.
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    • I know that Captain Hook's name is James Hook but still man if you have a hook as a hand they're gonna call you that because usually pirates go by nicknames
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    • Yikes meme
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    • his name is james hook
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    • Okay, Caption Dead Dad.
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    • Why not just call captain hook by his original name black stache?
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    • His name is James T. HOOK
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    • Where is the tinker bell porn
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    • Gen Z and 20% of Millennials:
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    • His last name is hook but even still its mr. Captain hook
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    • His name is james hook
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    • I rewatched Peter Pan, and Jesus Christ! Peter Pan is an asshole
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    • He just wanted peter to grow up and experience a full life and dis lil shit cut off this honorable captains hand for it.
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    • Peter took his hand
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    • The written version is funnier
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    • LewdEmma
      It's his actual name.
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    • Tinker bells face is the best part of this comic
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    • Who the fuck made this
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    • Yo so is hello kitty’s first name hello? And how redundant is the name it’s like naming Nemo goodbye fish
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    • Cut him some slack guys he is going though alot
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    • You lost both your hand and your dad so why not?
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    • What is his real name
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    • nobody thinks it's hatecrime that they nicknamed Peter after his sexuality
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    • Just gonna say, there’s a reason you don’t grow up in never land, and it ain’t magic. What I’ll also say is that Tinker Bell is kind of sexy
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    • Hi, Captain Long Shlong here.
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