Hey look, an alien!
This is my planet.
So you're the f*cking alien here..
RolaF RolaF
25 sep 2020
Hey look, an alien! This is my planet. So you're the f*cking alien here..
>Playing Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl
Netplay at 3 AM
>All my matches are George Lopez players
>Playing Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl Netplay at 3 AM >All my matches are George Lopez players
Psychologist: Danny from the maths problem isn't real
Danny from the maths problem:
dtrain20061 dtrain20061
1 oct 2020
Psychologist: Danny from the maths problem isn't real Danny from the maths problem:
I'm tired, boss.
Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other.
John Coffey
"The Green Mile"
ChrisX99 ChrisX99
7 jan 2021
I'm tired, boss. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. John Coffey "The Green Mile"
When you were ready for
but they end up resolving it di di
King_Of_Potatoes King_Of_Potatoes
5 oct 2020
When you were ready for but they end up resolving it di di
No thanks, just the middle of the fucking road for me thanks
tyisaacson tyisaacson
10 apr
No thanks, just the middle of the fucking road for me thanks
Game: press any button to play
Me: *presses my belly button*
Game: *starts*
*Confused screaming*
na346g na346g
26 apr
Game: press any button to play Me: *presses my belly button* Game: *starts* *Confused screaming*
me: why does my back hurt
my posture everyday from 9-5:
me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5:
=--s ie.
How is my dog such a huge fuck - How is my dog such a huge fuck
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
25 sep 2020
=--s ie. How is my dog such a huge fuck - How is my dog such a huge fuck
How often do you blink?
Fairly often
Never 20%
*20%
\\Js
tares
erfucker
Meth Meth
2 mar
How often do you blink? Fairly often Never 20% *20% \\Js tares erfucker
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro
I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
Women when they have to face consequences for their actions but
"but I'm a pretty girl isn't going to cut it anymore
Women when they have to face consequences for their actions but "but I'm a pretty girl isn't going to cut it anymore
Everybody asks who's the impostor
but nobody asks how's the impostor
dreadigon dreadigon
23 sep 2020
Everybody asks who's the impostor but nobody asks how's the impostor
For every like, I'll tell her she's a good girl
Akaeo Akaeo
17 sep 2020
For every like, I'll tell her she's a good girl
Replying to @elonmusk
You are my hero, Elon.
Magoth Magoth
13 mar
Replying to @elonmusk You are my hero, Elon.
Natsuki Subaru
@Brol eBe,ondCompare
Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 5,000 year-old ancient cat spirit familiar.
Sakurauchi Sakurauchi
20 sep 2020
Natsuki Subaru @Brol eBe,ondCompare Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 5,000 year-old ancient cat spirit familiar.
Me watching fireworks even though never left
my house, popcorn just have and LSD
popcorn ceilings and LSD
Me watching fireworks even though never left my house, popcorn just have and LSD popcorn ceilings and LSD
er: wow wnere Id
Him: wow where did he learn how to do that
CA
OnenoonSpiderMan OnenoonSpiderMan
17 mar
er: wow wnere Id Him: wow where did he learn how to do that CA
he hate the tomate
Purrro Purrro
21 dec 2020
he hate the tomate
How serial killers who never got caught watch documentaries about their crimes
green_hair green_hair
5 mar
How serial killers who never got caught watch documentaries about their crimes
I thought the cup was blasting off
CLOUT MONKEY
Look at this beautiful dog
To the moon.
Republished Republished
22 sep 2020
I thought the cup was blasting off CLOUT MONKEY Look at this beautiful dog To the moon.