Hey look, an alien!
This is my planet.
So you're the f*cking alien here..
RolaF RolaF
25 sep 2020
Hey look, an alien! This is my planet. So you're the f*cking alien here..
Me- gets naked
Her- glares
Mes
He'll grow
SweetTooth585 SweetTooth585
25 may
Me- gets naked Her- glares Mes He'll grow
Gabriel-iglesias@ ww
@fluffyguy
am the voice of Speedy Gonzales in the new Space Jam.
Does this mean they are gonna try to cancel Fluffy too? U can't catch me cancel culture. I'm the fastest mouse in all of
Mexico
Inmate_423 Inmate_423
9 mar
Gabriel-iglesias@ ww @fluffyguy am the voice of Speedy Gonzales in the new Space Jam. Does this mean they are gonna try to cancel Fluffy too? U can't catch me cancel culture. I'm the fastest mouse in all of Mexico
Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento
26 sep 2020
Palpatine's Empire v * @EmpirePalpatine Happy 69th birthday to @HamillHimself! What's your favourite Luke Skywalker moment?
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
Funnydudehaha
22 feb
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
Hey! Just let her die.
She uses "your" instead of
"you're" every fucking time.
lumberjack128 lumberjack128
2 jun
Hey! Just let her die. She uses "your" instead of "you're" every fucking time.
vegans when they realize they are made of meat
nh03 nh03
29 oct 2020
vegans when they realize they are made of meat
"Let's take another one, I don't like this picture"
AFloridian AFloridian
9 feb
"Let's take another one, I don't like this picture"
NOT?
BEETLEJUICE!
BEETLEJUICE!
Spartakiss Spartakiss
28 oct 2020
NOT? BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
HOW COPS LOOK WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO GET YOU TO SNITCH
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
12 jan 2021
HOW COPS LOOK WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO GET YOU TO SNITCH
Dog people
Cat people
Bird
its_ya_boi_Cheems its_ya_boi_Cheems
22 sep 2020
Dog people Cat people Bird
Even Baby Yoda knows where it's best to be
flamboyantAmdaed flamboyantAmdaed
13 mar
Even Baby Yoda knows where it's best to be
A poem about my cat she a kitty
she itty-bitty
she very pretty
she step on titty
AFloridian AFloridian
23 sep 2020
A poem about my cat she a kitty she itty-bitty she very pretty she step on titty
worksforwhiskey:
No don't know anything about that
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
26 sep 2020
worksforwhiskey: No don't know anything about that
Everyone else: Uses the polar bear format
Me with a dog format:
bonjour
fare
NotYeahAverageDude
22 sep 2020
Everyone else: Uses the polar bear format Me with a dog format: bonjour fare
SkratsPardiso SkratsPardiso
24 sep 2020
© Based on: beingdoggos
When you tell your dog a story using their favorite words:
Like father, like son
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
16 dec 2020
Like father, like son
Natalie Natalie
25 sep 2020
© Based on: ANIMAL
Mr. Hobnob looks better in a beanie than I do Reply to domnosrdkayion' comment BEANIEEEE HAT
Me asking my dad why my cars making a weird noise
Abigial Abigial
3 mar
Me asking my dad why my cars making a weird noise
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE?
No. What if were to say io you
"Meesa beena bad Girl'?
HunterForHire HunterForHire
27 sep 2020
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE? No. What if were to say io you "Meesa beena bad Girl'?