Hey look, an alien!
This is my planet.
So you're the f*cking alien here..
RolaF RolaF
25 sep 2020
Hey look, an alien! This is my planet. So you're the f*cking alien here..
Mom : why don't you
add mushrooms to the pizza ?
Me : sure
The whole family after dinner :
Blunt_Babe Blunt_Babe
22 jun
Mom : why don't you add mushrooms to the pizza ? Me : sure The whole family after dinner :
Jame Pressly side by side to Margot Robbie
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
16 oct 2020
Jame Pressly side by side to Margot Robbie
(EARTH: 1984)
Sunny!
Look what I found!
Earth has cats too!
KingOfTheCrabs KingOfTheCrabs
29 sep 2020
(EARTH: 1984) Sunny! Look what I found! Earth has cats too!
Cat returns with sausage stolen from unknown neighbor's bbq...
AFloridian AFloridian
22 sep 2020
Cat returns with sausage stolen from unknown neighbor's bbq...
What school gives you to prepare yourself
Adulthood
ZayZay03 ZayZay03
8 oct 2020
What school gives you to prepare yourself Adulthood
Oh how you've disappointed me brother.
Oh how you've disappointed me brother.
Captain's Log, Star Date: 44253.7,
Imotekh Imotekh
28 sep 2020
Captain's Log, Star Date: 44253.7,
WHERE IS
PHONE? !!D!
unhomowmemes unhomowmemes
6 nov 2020
WHERE IS PHONE? !!D!
Cashier at taco shop: "I hope all this food isnt just for you."
Me: It's for my family.
@SanDiegoHurcr
Cashier at taco shop: "I hope all this food isnt just for you." Me: It's for my family. @SanDiegoHurcr
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?
A: Put him in your backyard!
doting_spicy doting_spicy
17 jun
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? A: Put him in your backyard!
Wanna see a fish diagram?
Fish Diagram
<T SS Fish
Illuminating
Floofiplier Floofiplier
25 sep 2020
Wanna see a fish diagram? Fish Diagram <T SS Fish Illuminating
ANIME DOG
ANIME DOG
Flamin_Memes Flamin_Memes
24 sep 2020
ANIME DOG ANIME DOG
If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn't know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their
corpses.
Nescisne Nescisne
6 jan 2021
If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn't know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.
I one-time-i-dreamt
The Independent
Climate change fight should be 'sexy' and 'fun',
Japan's new environment minister says
W-what?
Bi treocseasona
Let the man speak
I one-time-i-dreamt The Independent Climate change fight should be 'sexy' and 'fun', Japan's new environment minister says W-what? Bi treocseasona Let the man speak
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't
@wordmixrr
a cat person."
we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
26 sep 2020
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't @wordmixrr a cat person." we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
When you're with bae and they start smiling at their phone.
"Excuse me, but your happiness is sitting right here."
Valyrison Valyrison
28 oct 2020
When you're with bae and they start smiling at their phone. "Excuse me, but your happiness is sitting right here."
me at the barbershop vs when I leave
Gxbe Gxbe
28 mar
me at the barbershop vs when I leave
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
thatdrifter thatdrifter
25 sep 2020
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness