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    • queente 4 apr
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    • Why is this not featured? Is it stolen?
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    • As a child I never trusted build a bear. I grew up watching horror flicks like chuck, performing a reanimation ceremony never seemed like a smart idea.
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    • Writing prompt: You are a necromancer who applied to work at Build-A-Bear after having seriously misunderstood the name.
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    • ....homestuck.....
      L34h 5 apr
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    • This give me an idea for a back story in D&D. Former build-a-bear employee who accidentally learns necromancy while on the job, uses it to save the world from all the bears that he accidentally brought to life while working there.
      Arlaul 4 apr
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    • When I was 7 my mom and grandma took me to a build-a-bear and I made one with a completely straight face,red flannel and blue jeans with a baseball cap and when the employee wanted me to hug it or sum to make it happy I was just like “No, Robs just normal.” Bruh rob was chill af
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    • Put its heart in your armpit as we bring its should through the puts of he'll. Shout 'arise' as the beast searches for a window into our dimension. Quickly, hold hands, lest we be torn asunder.
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    • That means it had to be alive before, does build a bear have a killing field of stuffed bears roaming free, then harvest them and Frakenstien them together
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    • Reanimation? They been animated before?
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    • When I got my first and second build-a-bear I REFUSED to do any of the weird shit. I was so fucking awkward it's not even funny. The employees were so shook and got kind of offended.
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    • One time I was getting a bear thing from here for a friends birthday and as a boy getting it for a girl I wanted nothing to do either making it but my mom and the employees fucking forced me to do the ritualistic shit and I hated it and I forgot until now but thanks IFunny for ruining my night
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    • I'm just going to call the Homestuck's here cause the first name in the meme is Striders and has a Dave Strider pic.
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    • Imagine being like a good necromancer who can bring people back to life without all the drama. “They’re not...they’re not going to be a zombie, are they?” “What tf do you take me for, some kind of amateur? How does bringing your wife back as a zombie benefit either of us? Fucktard”
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    • Imagine being a teddy bear necromancer.
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    • My mom did jazz hands kiss the heart and girly jump when she made my nieces, my moms definitely a tomboy and it was hilarious and she was embarrassed af lol.
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    • Ragnell 4 apr
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    • I worked at build a bear when I was pregnant. No one ever denied me. If I said bounce on one foot you bet your buttons they bounced on one god damned foot.
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    • I've had the same teddy bear that I've had since a child. Build a bear got me through some shitty days, man.
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    • Now I have it stuck in my head, what if you worked at build a Bear and some little girl and her mom came in with her and you asked her to jump up and down and her mom had fat tits and jumped up and down too with her and you suddenly realized how to manipulate milfs
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    • I played a necromancer as a healer who didnt know when to quit.
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    • Look real deep at fear and spite /See the dark in all its might /Hell is fuel, this thing is fire /damned to burn a dishonorable pyre /Animate this cursed thing /A soul to make the demons sing /Time is dead, no wishes amiss /so close your eyes, and give it a kiss
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    • stnick6 4 apr
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    • Brb going to build a bear in necromancer robes and start doing reanimation rituals
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    • They make you jump up and down to see your tits bounce
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    • Homestuck got featured.
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    • "Yeah yeah, now spit on it you dirty bitch..."
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    • I once asked Walmart if they had a return policy on vibrators
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    • They still have Build-A-Bear Workshops?
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    • Reanimation? As if the bear was formerly alive?
      JyroX 9 apr
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    • Dual class Druid/Necromancer
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    • Not bashing on anyone, but is it just me or is every build a bear employee flamboyantly gay or have a stereotypical liberal look? Like I took my girlfriend to build a bear and bet her that it’d be one or the other and she was amazed that I was right.
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    • I'm a heartless person but man I love the joy Build a Bear gives kids.
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    • This makes me think of the Red Priestess. For the night is dark and full of terrors.
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    • Orochimaru would be disappointed
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    • If your not a Marine. You dont know shit about hazing
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    • I really need to find me some D&D hoes at school... never played b4
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    • Reanimation Jutsu?
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    • Build a bard workshop
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    • Holy shit I totally forgot my build a bears have hearts inside them
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    • If I get one more "Emperor and Beauties" ad, I'm gonna lose it.
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    • Anime
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    • Welcome to my new D&D backstory
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    • Omg dressed as a 1800s plague dr using obscure medical tools to put the heart in. A pile of limbs and heads behind youh lmfao
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    • Color it with a sharpie to make it evil, stomp on it to make it resentful , and take half so it stays obedient
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    • There are two ways to go about that movie. 1 a Ted prequel orrrr 2 Disney style like sorcerers apprentice
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    • I'd watch that movie
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    • I work at build a bear. You gotta beat me off if you want that heart beat.
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    • Someone call lord Magog, tell him that we need him to preform at build a bear
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    • Wouldn't that mean all the animals are skinned carcasses waiting to be resurrected
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    • They just trynna see them titties bounce.
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    • Name "Sriders" pic Dave. Checks out
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    • When is the day we suppose to post chimneys?
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    • I thought this was a sexual assault post making girls/women/boys with gynecomastia jump to see their titties bounce.
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    • I don't know man. Orochimaru knows more about reanimation more than anyone.
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    • Who esle here is too poor to go to build a bear
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    • Dont you hate it when people get tc when the comment isnt even relevent to the post?
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    • ⚠️LIKE TO STOP ANIME TC⚠️
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    • Like this comment if you want INigga
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    • Some of you guys didn’t play the online world ‘Build-A-Bear Ville’ with your Build-A-Bear and it’s really starting to show
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    • And then suck this dick or I’ll kill your bear
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    • Is it wrong that I’ve started to unironically hate the human race
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    • I got accepted into Yale and Harvard with a 1270 on the ACT
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    • Fma anyone?
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    • I can imagine the necromancers in Skyrim doing this.
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    • "Ranger, hold this heart shaped rock, jump three times, do a handstand, eat the left arm of this frog, and touch the heart to you dick." *bear skeleton rises from the earth*
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    • Hey you. Yes you idiot. Dislike this shit or you're a fuckin coward.
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    • I read this as build-a-beer
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    • Are we just going to ignore that the first two profile pictures are from homestuck?
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    • Equivalent exchange
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    • Build a bear is a dnd necromancer guild
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