HEY, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? _
AnnaKushina AnnaKushina
25 sep 2020
HEY, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? _
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house
My dog while our house is getting robbed:
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house My dog while our house is getting robbed:
Your
'Too Late Now...
is an Alsspole
A Guide fer Parents
Who are Most Likely
Also Assholes
Your 'Too Late Now... is an Alsspole A Guide fer Parents Who are Most Likely Also Assholes
Tommy Lee Jones always looks like his son just told him he cooked a ribeye steak in an air fryer
@radded
Tommy Lee Jones always looks like his son just told him he cooked a ribeye steak in an air fryer @radded
AND SO THE LITTLE RABBIT QUICKLY DUCKED INTO A BUSH TO HIDE FROM THE SCARY FARMER AND HIS DOGS.
HEY DAD... WILL THIS STORY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING?
WELL... IF YOU INSIST.
el_Butternut el_Butternut
23 sep 2020
AND SO THE LITTLE RABBIT QUICKLY DUCKED INTO A BUSH TO HIDE FROM THE SCARY FARMER AND HIS DOGS. HEY DAD... WILL THIS STORY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING? WELL... IF YOU INSIST.
GrouchoMarks GrouchoMarks
25 sep 2020
Tony Rigatoni My goose thinks he's a dog and has been barking at me...
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a
Great Dane
Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child
Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
ladytank ladytank
24 sep 2020
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
Just a little cutie passing through to cleanse your feed. Carry on - Just a little cutie passing through to cleanse your feed. Carry on
QueenSpook QueenSpook
21 sep 2020
Just a little cutie passing through to cleanse your feed. Carry on - Just a little cutie passing through to cleanse your feed. Carry on
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
Porno Porno
27 jan 2021
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
Your Family: It's just a cough
The doctor: It's just a cough
Google:
Pixey Pixey
22 jun
Your Family: It's just a cough The doctor: It's just a cough Google:
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family"
Me:
bi
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family" Me: bi
carlos
Posting Carlos till he's famous day 28 - Posting Carlos till he’s famous day 28
FamousCarlos FamousCarlos
24 sep 2020
carlos Posting Carlos till he's famous day 28 - Posting Carlos till he’s famous day 28
WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR KIDS WAKE UP IN THE MORNING...
IT BEGINS
lauren_mechengineer lauren_mechengineer
13 oct 2020
WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR KIDS WAKE UP IN THE MORNING... IT BEGINS
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW
YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE
TRASH
PatnoonicCanadian PatnoonicCanadian
25 sep 2020
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
Bank Account: +$1400
Me at 5 Guys: Bring me the
Guy
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
16 mar
Bank Account: +$1400 Me at 5 Guys: Bring me the Guy
Sorry boys
ELLE COM
It Turns Out, Women Are Actually Better Drivers
Than Men
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Does she knows she's in the backseat in the photo?
Marijuanology Marijuanology
23 sep 2020
Sorry boys ELLE COM It Turns Out, Women Are Actually Better Drivers Than Men 5others Comments Share Like Comment Share Does she knows she's in the backseat in the photo?
You may be a man, but you'll never be this man.
La
m_o_n_k_e m_o_n_k_e
2 jun
You may be a man, but you'll never be this man. La
Trying to drive through an area noted for being our greatest strength.
AntiNoonMeatball AntiNoonMeatball
1 may
Trying to drive through an area noted for being our greatest strength.