• hey fellas last night i took a medication which is more or less the anxiety equivalent of a horse tranquilizer & essentially enterred the fifth dimension of sleepwalking in which i awoke but enterred a dissociative fit so strong i was really confused why my loving girlfriend was not my good friend and fellow viking bjorn, who i had to bring some furs to. also i might've cried about this. don't remember
was informed i left out the best part of this experience which was the bit where i, in tears, gestured to our dog and shouted, "i don't know what this is!"
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bruh you astral planed so hard you fell back into a past life
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    • WHATS THE NAME OF THE DAMN MEDS I GOTTA EXPERIENCE THIS FOR MYSELF HOOOOOLYYYYYYY
      xXJackXx 3 sep
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    • Man entered Ketamine Nirvana lmao
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    • Ketamine, you took ketamine
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    • I got so high once I thought I could feel the difference between me and my body. Like I could feel myself think to move my hand, and I could feel my body then respond to the command, as if my body was just a vessel or a machine.
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    • I would like to know the name for science
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    • Nigga reverted back to mongol
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    • Sounds like an ego death
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    • People will say this shit but in actuality they only took melatonin
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    • My dad said he took ketamine once (when he was still addicted to meth) and was paralyzed for like an hour. The door was locked. All he could do was lay there. Sounds terrifying
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    • Mamimi 4 sep
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    • You fell pretty hard there. What? Pandemic? The fall of an empire? Nonsense my friend, come, we must give these furs to Bjorn
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    • I want to try hallucinogens but i just never have. I smoke a lot of weed. Anyone have experience with psycadelics and wants to gimme a reccomendation of where to start?
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    • Xanax huh? One time my husband took too many and said he needed my debit card. I asked why and he led me to the dishwasher. Knelt down, opened it, stood up again and said “never mind”.
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    • If this kind of thing vaguely interests you, try out regressive meditation. There are videos on YouTube, best done with good noice cancelling headphones. An hour in I thought I saw a past life of me as an Ancient Greek soldier doing rituals at a temple, then I was a French soldier in the 1700s
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    • I was so high once I couldn’t play clash Royale 😢.
      chopstew 4 sep
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    • Ketamine is used as horse tranquilizer and as a medication, so that’s probably what the post is referring to, but I doubt you’d do be that the out of it in any prescribed dose at least.
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    • Bjorn is the shizzle
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    • Has anyone experienced this with smoking weed before? Sativa makes me dissociate like this.
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    • mans reverse isekaied
      kiyoshii 3 sep
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    • That was a trip start to finish
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    • With 90% confidence I think they’re referring to ketamine. It’s prescribed for extreme cases of anxiety (usually related to PTSD). Usually they need to administer it via IV so you’re under supervision until the procedure is done. You can’t drive after
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    • It’s called a night terror. For some reason your brain just skips a beat and gets stuck thinking the most messed up things it can. It usually ends with crying or screaming
      lvl0311 4 sep
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    • Wait, was he Styrbjorn the Strong, who entered a war against his uncle for the throne of Svealand with the Jomsvikings and Harald Bluetooth's navy, with the main battle being in Uplsala?
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    • I took 2 caffeine pills at 7:30 so I could try&stay awake to get some work done, but I fell asleep at 8 while putting my kid to bed&proceeded to have dreams that I was lucid dreaming w/in a dream, but really I was just going in&out of different dream levels every time my heart palpitated from the1/
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    • So apparently ambien can cause some weird reactions in some women that mimics being fucking high. First time I took it was when I was in the hospital. I kept leaving my room to go ask the nurse for candy and chips. She’d walk me back to my room and tell me to sleep and I’d forget and go ask (cont)
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    • Vikings had dogs tho right?
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    • Meds?
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    • That's why I love Ketamine
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    • I’ve seen something similar happen to a couple of friends who both drank a whole bottle each of wild turkey 101 and called me during work speaking nonsense about grilled cheese sandwiches, paralysis, and a massive existential crisis due to forgetting who they were.
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    • My grandpa and mom both took ambien and had weird sleep walking like this my grandpa came to the living room in his underwear rambling about hunting rhinos or sum shit
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    • Ketamine Valhalla
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    • *Insert skyrim opening screen*
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    • Sounds like PCP to me
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    • Tumblr user lies and or makes up a story. How original.
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    • Damn where can I get some of that
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    • Haha I’m retarded and my retard drugs make me do silly thing
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    • One time i took a bunch of acid and watched Anastasia, which begins with her not knowing who she is. So my drug brain also forgot who i was for the entirety of my 8 hour trip. Ngl, forgetting who you are for a while is great
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    • ketamine
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    • Ketamine
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    • Sorry this older meme does not check out sir.
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    • That's... ketamine...
      iJacket 7 sep
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    • Now that’s quirky
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    • I took 3 times the adult dose of ativan when I had my wisdom teeth removed at 17. My mom made the mistake of bringing me into the store. She kept telling me to hold the cart and I cried because I couldn't find tapioca pudding. I also told my boyfriend that I was a bad person for abandoning my teeth
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    • Hahah Ambien
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    • Drink a whole bottle night quill and slam 5 shots of 5 hour energy to fight God.
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    • Ambien
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    • What is it and where can I get it please
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    • What do you guys think your past life was (if you believe in that stuff)
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    • Meh
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    • I’m about to take the second massive liquidity shit I’ve had in about two hours. The first one left my legs Fucking numb and now for round two wish me luck
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    • Man I feel like fucking my little sister right now dat 12 year old ass got me about to act up
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    • wow cool
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    • I need this med
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    • I was on a drug where I had similar dissociative experiences called Seroquel
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    • Ahh k homes
      Avexus 6 sep
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    • You ever just subconsciously feel your bones
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    • Bro David Lieberman?? He was my chem teacher in HS idk if it’s just a coincidence ... hope not he was a funny teacher
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    • Someone K holed a bit too hard
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    • I was given Ativan at the hospital to help me "calm down" (long story, trust me) and proceeded to go home and act like a full on nympho for nearly 48 hours, I was so out of it my husband took off of work. He even made me sit in the shower with him so I couldn't get into trouble 😂
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    • This almost sounds like that one time i took too many lexapro and stayed manic for like 13 hours
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    • This actually happens to me all the time. The dreams I've had are insane and super detailed. It also gets to the point where I don't recognize where I am when I wake up for a few seconds. Then it sucks or is the best thing ever
      TeknoKat 6 sep
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    • I want what he had
      Austin96 6 sep
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    • >have loving gf >take sad medz >u literally have it better than 90% of iFunny quit feeling sorry for yourself
      atincan 6 sep
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    • Bri hook me up
      nxahhiga 6 sep
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    • What magic is this?
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    • A fucking classic
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    • When an anxiety is so bad you just decide to not live in reality
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    • I snorted so hard that snot shot out of my nose and now there’s snot on the floor
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    • I remember doing Ketamine in a large tent with several tables set up. Shortly after snorting it i thought i was on the inside of a whale, like Pinocchio, and it was breathing. Everyone around me seemed to exists but I was on a higher plane so their words did not matter
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    • My name is Bjorn.
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    • K hole
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    • SPONGE BOY ME BOB I REQUIRE KETAMINE
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    • Psychiatrists will say "here this will help you" then medicinally lobotomize you
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    • That must be the animus juice from AC
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    • Everyone saying ketamine is wrong he didnt do ketamine thats a literal horse tranquilizer he took meds dont know what but im guessing benadryl or sumthin stupid
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    • Why would his past life not know what a dog was?
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    • One time I was given Benadryl by iv. At like 7 pm. Ans once I got over the coughing fit, I immediately started hallucinating swirling lines. A few seconds later I realized my eyes were closed. So I was like, “well, open your eyes so you can see the swirls more.” And when I did it was morning.
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    • Ketamine lmao
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    • That... that didn’t happen
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    • I've had multiple occasions like this
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    • I smoked weed a week ago cause I'm normal and, life feels different stoned. Like i could feel joy much more and understand more normally.
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    • I got so god damn high once that I was able to access the World Wide Web with my fucking brain. Like my consciousness was the curser and I was just cruising through the infinite wealth of the internet. Absolutely insane shit
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    • Where is Bjorn? Is he safe?
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    • I would probably throw up from laughing so hard if some tripped balls that hard
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    • Y’all should watch Steve-o on PCP and special k
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    • I once took too much clonasapam and sleep walk peed all over the wall
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    • Ketamine is wild
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    • This does not sound like medication
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    • Idk weed maybe...
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    • This is the first meme in months that has gotten more out of me than A nose exhale
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