• -Hey Father, how much
garlic would
you like me to put in?
alt!
-More. Devils and protestants flee the
smell of garlic
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    • My family puts as much garlic on things as we can though
      Akiraan 28 jun
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    • If you have to rely on something other than your own two hands for banishing Protestants, you’ve failed step one
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    • Rather be a Protestant than a Catholic
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    • Stfu, the catholic church sucks, here's 95 reasons why.
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    • Why y’all hate Protestants so much and piss off with the garlic, that shit burns bruh
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    • Sorry we don’t bow down to a short Italian dude and don’t touch kids
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    • I hate the argument between catholic and Protestants, we worship the same god. And read the same bible. Sure there are a few differences but there isn’t anything major. Stop dividing each other.
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    • Rather be a Protestant than a child molestor
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    • Catholics flee from the police and child protective services
      NPCvibe 29 jun
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    • I love garlic! Wait. No. I’m supposed to be Protestant. WHAT CAN THIS MEAN
      Achor 29 jun
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    • And vampires. Don’t forget vampires
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    • And small children attract catholic priests
      Tyymann 29 jun
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    • I'm Protestant and just shoved a clove of garlic up my urethra so this is bullshit.
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    • Fake news, I love garlic
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    • Just so we are all clear, Catholics literally rewrote the bible then ended people for trying to read it themselves. Told people heaven and hell is subject to the pope. Used that to fearmonger whole countries. Started hundreds of years of holy wars, ped scandals, and became a centralized
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    • Although all are children of God, Protestant > Catholic
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    • Catholicism is a cancer to the Christian community
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    • Welp, you know what time it is
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    • garlic on everything, absolutely everything, no such thing as too much
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    • I’m not against religion but damn reading people talk about their religion is like reading Star Wars fan fic except less realistic
      dndxvjid 30 jun
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    • I'm Protestant and I fucking LOVE garlic
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    • Protestants love garlic wym
      Jerando 30 jun
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    • I mean, I love garlic and I'm Lutheran
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    • A Catholic on Memri TV? The fuck
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    • Id rather not be apart of a touching little boys club thank you.
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    • Catholicism is the mother of all cults. Babylon the great from revelation. The Catholic church will be destroyed in the end times, along with Satan and his devils.
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    • I go to a cc catholic school (it sucks) and there is a D&D club, and some protestant parents dont let their kids play because its satanic or something stupid anyway I burnt down an orphanage
      imnottall 30 jun
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    • Catholicism the most corrupt organization in the history of earth
      capncook 30 jun
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    • Protestants are afraid of Garlic, and Catholics are afraid of Jesus's siblings. We all have our fears.
      Rethos 30 jun
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    • Fucking love garlic, its one of my favorite things to add to just about anything.
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    • Catholics flee at the sight of a non-pagan church. They think you should pray to mother Mary and all other saints when God clearly says not to. Also they have statues of mother Mary and other things and that's not allowed either.
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    • Last protty church I went to they pocketed donations, and my grandma used to work with a business close to a protty church and figured out they pocketed donations to take annual trips to France... my old protty pastor also cheated on his wife with someone younger (not illegal tho) even though he...
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    • Good thing I can still sneak in and eat his baby as an atheist. I love garlic.
      lwpack 29 jun
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    • Nah you can catch all my Church of Christ homies and me at brunch inhaling garlic bread
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    • I agree, always more garlic
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    • Hahaha imagine being a prot
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    • This is real
      SirWoodie 29 jun
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    • Fact
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    • It is true
      Building 29 jun
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    • Foundry 29 jun
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    • Protestants caused the Salem witch trials.
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    • Guys, it’s a joke
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    • Imagine thinking the protestant bible is the right one and not one written by a deranged lunatic
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    • Garlic in my butthole.
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    • A catholic feature?
      IsmaeI 1 jul
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    • Scubagirl11 Santo_NotASaint more garlic!!!
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    • Catholicism is clearly a cult and factually has many r*pists and p*doph*les in its ranks, read about the popes they were sh*tty people. They literally chant “the Catholic Church is God’s one true church” “buy my candles” lookin’ a*s like f*** off
      MrGing3r 29 jun
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    • I didn’t know Jonah Hill was a Catholic priest
      deepoh88 29 jun
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    • I fucking love garlic
      Satanx666 29 jun
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    • Protestants?
      benneboi 29 jun
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    • Catholics like cocktail weiners
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    • The air in the subway is 15% human skin.
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    • You’ll seem to being forgetting the one holy catholic and apostolic church of the Orthodox Church.
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    • I'm protestant and garlic is my fuckin jam
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    • I’m a pagan but I still love garlic?
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    • We beat the shit out of the Catholics. Cromwell did us proud.
      Mafuchu 2 jul
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    • Ugh, you're a cat- ugh- cath- jesus help me- a c*tholic? Ugh🤢🤮
      Thato 1 jul
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    • Protestants literally changed their religious beliefs over a political dispute
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    • So many triggered proddies lmao get in my car and go boom you fucking cunts
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    • All y’all who are pokin fun at Protestants are just a bunch of edgeboy middle schoolers that still think crusade memes are funny. I ain’t even religious and y’all are just annoying. With all the controversy around Catholics I’m surprised Catholicism isn’t made fun of more.
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    • Love how anti-Protestant we all are. Didn’t think I’d see the day.
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    • And hey, if you want to repel catholics just say you're over 18
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    • Protestant >>> Catholic
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    • Stfu you touch kids
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    • Fuck you catholicism ruined organized religion for the world. Protestant gang make some noise
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    • Can we all take a moment to say fuck the protestants
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    • Alright brothers we got more than enough problems without fighting each other
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    • Highest lgbt support 😐
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    • of course Catholics believe that
      Kelzedek 2 jul
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    • He must be Catholic
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    • Ah yes protestants our retarded cousins
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    • And children flee from you🤪
      NIlIGGER 2 jul
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    • Call yourself whatever you want you crazy protestant bastard.
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    • Wario is their worst enemy
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    • “Cold is God’s way of telling us to burn more Catholics” -Lady Whiteadder
      walu1g1 2 jul
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    • Onion, garlic, salt, and cayenne pepper. 👌
      sparky2 2 jul
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    • Imagine praying to a woman
      Donye 2 jul
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    • they hate garlic because it fucks up the adrenochromez
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    • When you’re Protestant with string Italian origins, that dilemma!
      ofyolia 2 jul
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    • Lutherans rise up
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    • You guys keep complaining about society being oversensitive but as soon as you're roasted you go full SJW.
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    • Rather a protestant than a pagan catholic
      madman82 2 jul
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    • *is protestant and fucking loves garlic*
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    • False, I'm satanist and Garlic bread is amazing
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    • I could go for some garlic knots right now
      big_guy2 2 jul
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    • Religion is Religion you believe what you want to believe and don't let peot talk down to you about it I'm Christian and I'm proud to be one
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    • I dont think that works with heathans, I love garlic
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    • Not protestants... Prechurch Roman's
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    • Protestants mad protestants mad
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    • Garlic is great. So good in foods
      My_Pizza 2 jul
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    • I’m a protestant and I loooove garlic
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    • No tf we do not. Protestants love their Sunday lunch at Olive Garden
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    • God imagine unironically being catholic
      Hoobisha 1 jul
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    • There is no god
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    • My family loves to add alot of garlic to our food yet my inner demons still haven't left
      Nezuwuku 1 jul
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    • Rather be Protestant than touch little timmy
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