Hey beauty! How are you?
She's in the bathroom. This is her boyfriend. What did you want?
Hey handsome! How are you?
Vin gonna do what's called pra-Bisexualmove.
NOPE75 NOPE75
16 nov 2020
Hey beauty! How are you? She's in the bathroom. This is her boyfriend. What did you want? Hey handsome! How are you? Vin gonna do what's called pra-Bisexualmove.
Struggling to defend myself from these huge milkers bossman
Struggling to defend myself from these huge milkers bossman
when he finally leaves so you can let that fart out.
EmKay_KayDee EmKay_KayDee
22 jan 2021
when he finally leaves so you can let that fart out.
"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
TrillSaint TrillSaint
19 may
"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
When i ask my crush if she
Is free and her ugly friend says no.
ME:
Does this chattering animal speak you"
the_crying_Mexican the_crying_Mexican
5 jan 2021
When i ask my crush if she Is free and her ugly friend says no. ME: Does this chattering animal speak you"
When you meet your friends
Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?"
"When I hit puberty. you're first."
Robguy69 Robguy69
24 nov 2020
When you meet your friends Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?" "When I hit puberty. you're first."
When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of
Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the
Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the
Ole Raze Dazzle...
SpamRadio SpamRadio
22 sep 2020
When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the Ole Raze Dazzle...
AM THE GREAT WHITE WOLE TERROR OF y A
. =
i_not_funnywhyy i_not_funnywhyy
9 sep 2020
AM THE GREAT WHITE WOLE TERROR OF y A . =
When you eat a full ass Doritos chip and it slowly starts slicing your throat:
sugondeeze sugondeeze
8 dec 2020
When you eat a full ass Doritos chip and it slowly starts slicing your throat:
1-year-ola Alabamian snoots nome intruder, mocks him for 'crying like a little baby'
SS
Professor Barclay
@AlbertBarclay69
Imagine breaking into a house, getting
shot by a kid and then he fortnite dances over your dying body
NoSpace NoSpace
5 dec 2020
1-year-ola Alabamian snoots nome intruder, mocks him for 'crying like a little baby' SS Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69 Imagine breaking into a house, getting shot by a kid and then he fortnite dances over your dying body
Like father, like son
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
16 dec 2020
Like father, like son
weareallportionsforfoxes:
Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
Trifid Trifid
26 sep 2020
weareallportionsforfoxes: Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
Watermelon sugar high'
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Image Wikipedia I JohnnyRRusso
Super Mario is named after real-life businessman Mario
Segale, who was renting out a warehouse to Nintendo.
After Nintendo fell far behind on rent, Segale did not evict them but gave them a second chance to come up with the money. Nintendo succeeded and named their main character after him.
UnusualFaqs UnusualFaqs
14 dec 2020
Image Wikipedia I JohnnyRRusso Super Mario is named after real-life businessman Mario Segale, who was renting out a warehouse to Nintendo. After Nintendo fell far behind on rent, Segale did not evict them but gave them a second chance to come up with the money. Nintendo succeeded and named their main character after him.
Do dogs cry
While dogs can feel sadness and grief, they don't actually cry in the same way humans do. In other words, their sad feelings don't prompt a flow of tears. Humans, in fact, are the only animals on the planet to shed tears as a result of
their emotional state.
log do-clogs-cry
Do Dogs Cry?: Your Guide to Dog Tears and
Emotions -
Feedback
FrozonelsMyDad FrozonelsMyDad
26 sep 2020
Do dogs cry While dogs can feel sadness and grief, they don't actually cry in the same way humans do. In other words, their sad feelings don't prompt a flow of tears. Humans, in fact, are the only animals on the planet to shed tears as a result of their emotional state. log do-clogs-cry Do Dogs Cry?: Your Guide to Dog Tears and Emotions - Feedback
fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left it up for you? know. your. worth.
JcUnwrittenTTV JcUnwrittenTTV
25 oct 2020
fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left it up for you? know. your. worth.
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
tart_wallstreetbets tart_wallstreetbets
2 mar
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
Me: I have to start eating healthier
Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:
ry
Download the @memes app
itsham itsham
28 sep 2020
Me: I have to start eating healthier Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress: ry Download the @memes app
ROT-WEILER
'THE GIANT OF HELLHOUNDS, GIVES A WEW MEAMING TO "DOGGY
'TEMDENCY TO LOSE BODY PARTS AND EAT OTHER DOGS,
Heller97 Heller97
25 sep 2020
ROT-WEILER 'THE GIANT OF HELLHOUNDS, GIVES A WEW MEAMING TO "DOGGY 'TEMDENCY TO LOSE BODY PARTS AND EAT OTHER DOGS,
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIL AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
29 sep 2020
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIL AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE