Hey beauty! How are you?
She's in the bathroom. This is her boyfriend. What did you want?
Hey handsome! How are you?
Vin gonna do what's called pra-Bisexualmove.
NOPE75 NOPE75
16 nov 2020
Hey beauty! How are you? She's in the bathroom. This is her boyfriend. What did you want? Hey handsome! How are you? Vin gonna do what's called pra-Bisexualmove.
Alright I'll bite. What do I do for a living
@Sp
@Sp y]
Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes
AFloridian AFloridian
22 jun
Alright I'll bite. What do I do for a living @Sp @Sp y] Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes
The wise man poops on company time
The foolish man waits until his break
kittle kittle
29d
The wise man poops on company time The foolish man waits until his break
Director - Give me an expression that says "I just ate your butterfly collection, and I have 7 scented erasers in my butthole."
Willem Dafoe -
Director - Give me an expression that says "I just ate your butterfly collection, and I have 7 scented erasers in my butthole." Willem Dafoe -
me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat
That's my peach.
memesarelife69420 memesarelife69420
1 oct 2020
me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat That's my peach.
What game left you like this?
Extra points if you explain why in detail
THEPSMER
What game left you like this? Extra points if you explain why in detail THEPSMER
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM
6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD
BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE
whosuperlockedyou:
tumbiedore-:
the-wolfbats:
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
whatthefvckjay whatthefvckjay
21 sep 2020
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM 6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE whosuperlockedyou: tumbiedore-: the-wolfbats: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT BIDEN COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS
JUST GIVE HIM YOUR LEAF BLOWER HE WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
tankcollar1 tankcollar1
5 feb
DON'T WORRY ABOUT BIDEN COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS JUST GIVE HIM YOUR LEAF BLOWER HE WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
8 yfo me waking my mom up be I shit he bed al am
AdviceTaco AdviceTaco
26 apr
8 yfo me waking my mom up be I shit he bed al am
me: wants dog
me: gets dog
me and dog:
Samy Samy
25 sep 2020
me: wants dog me: gets dog me and dog:
ACCT Philly @
@ACCTPhilly
Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat
AM - Sep 23, 2020
16.8K people are Tweeting ab...
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
29 sep 2020
ACCT Philly @ @ACCTPhilly Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat AM - Sep 23, 2020 16.8K people are Tweeting ab...
THAT HOT SALT, AND PEPPER A ARE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
DOG FOOD AND AN EDIBLE MEAL
random_military_stuff random_military_stuff
25 sep 2020
THAT HOT SALT, AND PEPPER A ARE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOG FOOD AND AN EDIBLE MEAL
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag
Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE
MILK
JSpooksmemes JSpooksmemes
25 sep 2020
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE MILK
NEW TEST FOR SENIORS DRIVERS'
LICENSE RENEWAL...
lap
singleWarthunder singleWarthunder
23 jun
NEW TEST FOR SENIORS DRIVERS' LICENSE RENEWAL... lap
sarah schauer
@SJSchauer
When I see cat:
When the cat approaches me:
RetiredWaterNinja RetiredWaterNinja
21 sep 2020
sarah schauer @SJSchauer When I see cat: When the cat approaches me:
good ol days
People in 2002 when unlimited minutes kicked in after SPM
TheChosenOnez TheChosenOnez
17 nov 2020
good ol days People in 2002 when unlimited minutes kicked in after SPM
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT
\ ENOUGH.
wawd
@wawawiwacomics wiwa
johnb520 johnb520
24 sep 2020
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT \ ENOUGH. wawd @wawawiwacomics wiwa
Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render - Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render
Thinking_Of_Name Thinking_Of_Name
23 sep 2020
Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render - Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render
dankestIdogmemes dankestIdogmemes
25 aug 2020
My dramatic dog after we didn't share any of our dinner with her See
when you're in sensory overload and too many people try talking to you at once
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
30 mar
when you're in sensory overload and too many people try talking to you at once