heuteshow
We faceswapped Putin and the pope and it doesn't even look weird.
heuteshow We faceswapped Putin and the pope and it doesn't even look weird.
Macaulay Culkin
@IncredibleCulk
Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self.
Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
lancecorporalhawk30
8 oct 2020
Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self. Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate
their guns too...
ME: Well, ain't this place a
geographical oddity!...
DickHoits DickHoits
18 mar
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate their guns too... ME: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity!...
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine.
You may be a victim of software
counterfeiting.
Me:
am not in danger, Microsoft,
I am the danger.
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine. You may be a victim of software counterfeiting. Me: am not in danger, Microsoft, I am the danger.
She got angry with the ball because it didn't fit in her mouth.
ToberBacon ToberBacon
23 sep 2020
She got angry with the ball because it didn't fit in her mouth.
Do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off.
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
5 nov 2020
Do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off.
Here, hold my dignity.
have some sketchy things to do!
Here, hold my dignity. have some sketchy things to do!
The Mysterious Metal Monolith In Utah Desert Mystery Monolith From Utah Desert Appears
Has Suddenly Vanished Next To Prehistoric Fortress In Romania
We're in the endgame now.
Meth Meth
30 nov 2020
The Mysterious Metal Monolith In Utah Desert Mystery Monolith From Utah Desert Appears Has Suddenly Vanished Next To Prehistoric Fortress In Romania We're in the endgame now.
WWE Star Alexa Bliss' Pet Pig
Larry-Steve Dies After Vets
Refuse Treatment
MIKE CHIARI
MAY 25, 2021
WrestleMemeia WrestleMemeia
25 may
WWE Star Alexa Bliss' Pet Pig Larry-Steve Dies After Vets Refuse Treatment MIKE CHIARI MAY 25, 2021
POV: You're a task in electrical
fy al d
MufflnMan MufflnMan
5 oct 2020
POV: You're a task in electrical fy al d
That hot chick from high school who's finally ready to give you a chance.
ErosOne ErosOne
27 mar
That hot chick from high school who's finally ready to give you a chance.
HOW MUCH AMMO,D0 YOU HAVE?
VE LEARNED HOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION,
I UNCOMFORTABLE.
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
9 sep 2020
HOW MUCH AMMO,D0 YOU HAVE? VE LEARNED HOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION, I UNCOMFORTABLE.
"Elmo's couch pulls out, but Elmo doesn't. If
Katy is still sore from last night, then maybe
Katy should learn to tame her gag re
"Elmo's couch pulls out, but Elmo doesn't. If Katy is still sore from last night, then maybe Katy should learn to tame her gag re
When she likes sitting on our face but also has emmroids real bad...
When she likes sitting on our face but also has emmroids real bad...
coochielations
By @yoonogy
everyone please look at my girlfriend's
Cat...he just stands
HajimeIchinose HajimeIchinose
25 sep 2020
coochielations By @yoonogy everyone please look at my girlfriend's Cat...he just stands
Her: Do you have protection?
PREMIUM LATED CONDOMS
Ge cONDOMS
WENAININ ,
YC MAGNUM DONG FOR YOUR MAGNL MM DC
Her: Do you have protection? PREMIUM LATED CONDOMS Ge cONDOMS WENAININ , YC MAGNUM DONG FOR YOUR MAGNL MM DC
Someone please feed the poor kid
okay_a_stolen_porch okay_a_stolen_porch
10 nov 2020
Someone please feed the poor kid
I am black tea
AR I am green tea
You....reading this you are a cute-tea
Hex_Maniac Hex_Maniac
25 sep 2020
I am black tea AR I am green tea You....reading this you are a cute-tea