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    • Out of billions of sperm we were the victorious one just to get on this app
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    • The more amazing fact is that out of all those millions of potential outcomes, your retarded ass was the alpha sperm.
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    • Hey, that’s me. You might be wondering, how did i get here?
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    • Technically not a mistake in your life. The mistake of your life. You weren’t alive yet.
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    • This is before life though
      Milk_Gang 19 jun
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    • It's okay because at that point your parents already made the biggest mistake of their lives
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    • Imagine beating millions of other sperms I’m the great race then finding out you’re in a sock
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    • You’ve got something entering your eyeball there
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    • It was my dads fault
      Sily 19 jun
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    • We are still failures because it takes more then one sperm cell to break the egg cell membrane. So we took all the credit of everyone else’s work.
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    • It’s not your fault. The egg lured you to it, bewitched your senses, and chose you to be it’s victim... just like the rest of us.
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    • The only time I won and its still a loss
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    • It’s all because your mom was IN THE CUM ZONE
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    • It’s crazy that everything you did led to this moment of you reading that Minecraft’s new Nether update is coming out for bedrock and java on June 23rd
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    • Ifunny is always posting porn. Fuck!
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    • You're probably wondering how I got here. Well, to tell you that I've got to go all the way back to the beginning
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    • The first one doesn't get in until enough puncture it, so its a death trap that tortures other cells, once the lazy late lucky one comes and gets in after everyone's hard work, it gets in and hardens trapping the other cells heads in, and everyone else dies in the wasteland.
      AbsoI 19 jun
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    • Actually your parents biggest mistake
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    • What do u mean? This was before you were alive?
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    • It wasn’t you until after that happened
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    • You have set in motion an event which cannot be undone😀
      Vyverjet 19 jun
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    • Ooooo so quirky
      Schmeaty 19 jun
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    • why my dick always hard
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    • Here's a picture of the mistake my parents made.
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    • Damn some unnecessarily bad vibes
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    • Fun fact: These memes are fucking retarded because sperm contain fucking DNA not your consciousness.
      JewSlayer 20 jun
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    • Sperm don't have consciousness
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    • That sperm is unrealistically big. They’re much more tiny compared to the egg.
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    • They need to make a battle royal game with sperm and the last one to win gets to the egg
      shygod69 19 jun
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    • Existential joke or unprotected sex joke? The comments will never agree
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    • Watching our married friends have kids really gets me and my wife thinking......about a vasectomy 🔪
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    • Hey man, you got first place
      Tyymann 19 jun
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    • This could be about being born or having a kid but either way I'm straight up not having a good time
      lolpert 19 jun
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    • Your not technically alive yet, nor is that yet you, the you you know only exists in the now, and at that moment you were yet to have a Cells to form a brain to make you you
      AurieRune 19 jun
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    • It’s interesting that everyone thinks of themselves as the sperm when in reality both the egg and the sperm are equal parts sex cells. We could just as easily think of ourselves as the egg that got fertilized.
      Kjamel 22 jun
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    • I won the gulag in the womb
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    • This post got flagged on Facebook lol
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    • Getting pregnant?
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    • At the cost of one like you can give me a little serotonin..i dont care about top comment ive had it once that was pretty cool, but i legit just need some serotonin please😔 comment me cute or funnny pictures or hit the smile for me, please.
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    • Wait... if they’re both haploid, which one is you??
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    • LOL the mistake was the egg excepting that weak sperm “ mama should of swallowed”
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    • Hes about to get fucked over haha
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    • That’s all of our lives bruh
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    • Idk why people don't seem to know that you aren't the sperm, you're the sperm and egg combined. I mean if anything you're more the egg.
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    • You didn’t win the race the egg chose you so you basically didn’t make the mistake you were chosen.
      Stalin 22 jun
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    • How did such a loser like you get to the egg fist before all the others
      iFlex 22 jun
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    • You already made it at that point
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    • Half of you*
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    • Is it bad that I'm scared rn bc a little drop of N U T dripped down the wrong place?
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    • You’re not a live yet tho
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    • I think humans should just lay eggs
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    • But real talk what do you guys consider to be the worst mistake you’ve ever made?
      TurtI 21 jun
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    • 7% in the egg
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    • *pause* yep, that's me.
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    • Dang her pussy looks like a sunset
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    • Here's a picture of me about to make the biggest mistake: my Life
      Exetrium 21 jun
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    • Not really. Unless you think being eaten alive by acidic vagina juice is a better alternative. That’s what happened to everyone else. You’re the only one left(assuming you’re not a twin).
      lamelion 21 jun
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    • RETREAT, ITS A HEADJOOOOoooooooobb
      Khadgar 21 jun
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    • Creating it
      toshisc 21 jun
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    • Same
      miah420 21 jun
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    • Straight up
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    • This is why I support abortion, people deserve a second chance to avoid making the mistake of being alive.
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    • Yup, that's me. I bet your wondering how I got myself in this mess
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    • You just think it is. Trust me it's not. It'll turn out to be the greatest thing you ever did.
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    • But as we saw in the previous feature, the egg seemed to make the wrong choice
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    • Was she drunk or were you
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    • The egg actually picks the winning sperm
      poopman00 21 jun
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    • Egg
      uesrname 21 jun
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    • Recommend me some porn and I'll rate it ;)
      tweh 21 jun
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    • I think technically that was your parents doing.
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    • Not your life yet just sayin
      Mahboolah 21 jun
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    • It was only down from there
      ROXANNE_ 21 jun
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    • Which one?
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    • Can you imagine you being the sperm that wins and you turn out black? I'd harm myself too
      DolansASS 21 jun
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    • I just got rejected, feels good man, fml
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    • Its just water.
      FORyan 21 jun
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    • Life never really had a choice. Free will is also an illusion
      presetts 21 jun
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    • "No buddy! Dont do it! It's not worth it! It's never worth it!"
      geexd125 21 jun
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    • what if all the sperm made it
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    • *shows this to ur 5 year old
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    • sameee
      gothgf 20 jun
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    • Being born?
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    • Righttttt why did I do this to myself
      DasPete 20 jun
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    • yall mind if I uhhhhhh E X I S T
      iElonMusk 20 jun
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    • I woulda stayed in the n u t if I knew there were gonna be days like this
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    • They’re both you though
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    • it’s easy, don’t cum inside. that’s how i stopped my sister from being born
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    • yep, ova are water
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    • I bet the Trans are mad at this moment for picking the wrong Sperm lmao
      SIut_1O1 20 jun
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    • Lol
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    • You were such a disappointment
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    • Can anyone tell me if this is a gay sperm or a straight sperm? cause for the life of me I don't know how y'all can tell lol
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