Her: You wanna go upstairs?
Me: Sure...
Her: Do you have protection?
Me: W-why, what's up there?
ag
2old2meme 2old2meme
15 nov 2020
Her: You wanna go upstairs? Me: Sure... Her: Do you have protection? Me: W-why, what's up there? ag
Gebby
the new hospital dogs are getting their pictures taken and
DevilGirl DevilGirl
29 sep 2020
Gebby the new hospital dogs are getting their pictures taken and
When you're fighting with your sibling and your parents walk in
Miknoonl Miknoonl
22 jun
When you're fighting with your sibling and your parents walk in
When I'm alone with my thoughts:
Oh God. stuck with the weirdo.
staples1724 staples1724
3 jan 2021
When I'm alone with my thoughts: Oh God. stuck with the weirdo.
*gets a on assignment*
grade: goes from 89 to 54
*gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
D4rk_Unicorn D4rk_Unicorn
2 dec 2020
*gets a on assignment* grade: goes from 89 to 54 *gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the
middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
aaronskyler aaronskyler
17 mar
Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
*3 sec after locking my car*
Me: did i lock my car?
My brain:
al
*3 sec after locking my car* Me: did i lock my car? My brain: al
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU
We
YOU FOUND A NEW BOOB MEME?
whimsical195 whimsical195
23 sep 2020
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU We YOU FOUND A NEW BOOB MEME?
GIRLS WITH GUNS
'Add bacon and this would be the internet's favorite picture.
Whata_ass Whata_ass
10 dec 2020
GIRLS WITH GUNS 'Add bacon and this would be the internet's favorite picture.
Remember to be thankful for
NS
what you have. This poor woman can only afford a shirt that partly covers her. Be thankful!
earlyUnbreakingiv2 earlyUnbreakingiv2
17 dec 2020
Remember to be thankful for NS what you have. This poor woman can only afford a shirt that partly covers her. Be thankful!
Hospital worker arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks just 17 minutes after the patient passed away!
RSV
You're not you when you're hungry
YRRAH YRRAH
22 jun
Hospital worker arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks just 17 minutes after the patient passed away! RSV You're not you when you're hungry
Boss: Why are you late?
Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it
at first but I'm here now.
vistavie vistavie
15 apr
Boss: Why are you late? Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first but I'm here now.
davyboy13 davyboy13
23 sep 2020
TikTok @blakgunderson Nobody: Me escaping the principal: il I
Sutikusu Sutikusu
24 sep 2020
Eat downstairs. It's close by,
Me: using my phone during a family gathering.
Little cousin:
got game
Me: using my phone during a family gathering. Little cousin: got game
Silvi_bb Silvi_bb
22 sep 2020
© Based on: meowingtonsco
Me as soon as the first fall leaf hits the ground
The fact that Sci-Fi movies and books largely ignores the role of dogs in our future really pisses me off. Our two species are
intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind?
Do we even have the right to forget them? - intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them?
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
29 sep 2020
The fact that Sci-Fi movies and books largely ignores the role of dogs in our future really pisses me off. Our two species are intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them? - intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them?
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
CreamyComb CreamyComb
26 jan
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"