Her: You wanna go upstairs?
Me: Sure...
Her: Do you have protection?
Me: W-why, what's up there?
ag
2old2meme 2old2meme
15 nov 2020
Her: You wanna go upstairs? Me: Sure... Her: Do you have protection? Me: W-why, what's up there? ag
it was at this moment this dog knew he didn't want to lick his butt anymore
that_dude225 that_dude225
15 dec 2020
it was at this moment this dog knew he didn't want to lick his butt anymore
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out*
Jebadiah:
Tabby Tabby
19 oct 2020
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out* Jebadiah:
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons.
Mat
steamed_ham steamed_ham
26 sep 2020
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons. Mat
When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at lam
When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at lam
Who supplies the laughter and
fuckery around here
Memithatsiwhot
Who supplies the laughter and fuckery around here Memithatsiwhot
New friend I just made: I don't like Star Wars, I haven't seen them
Me:
Krayt Krayt
27 sep 2020
New friend I just made: I don't like Star Wars, I haven't seen them Me:
Boss: Why are you late?
Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it
at first but I'm here now.
vistavie vistavie
15 apr
Boss: Why are you late? Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first but I'm here now.
blankblankblank blankblankblank
23 sep 2020
th Vik Tok THIS IS UNCLE ROGER FAYORITE Dish OF ALL TIME
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
Lilbrooke Lilbrooke
23 sep 2020
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
Hello?
Yes, this is dog
2020) is ofically the last game on Wii.
tesetU300 tesetU300
23 sep 2020
Hello? Yes, this is dog 2020) is ofically the last game on Wii.
If a Southern woman says
"What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it
She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
yaddayadda
23 oct 2020
If a Southern woman says "What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
derman fatws spoilers
rip to tony stark just know that you would've loved mocking this guy
BlueBeetl BlueBeetl
7 apr
derman fatws spoilers rip to tony stark just know that you would've loved mocking this guy
ysk_tha_plug ysk_tha_plug
26 aug 2020
@robesstreet my who phase of
Jaesway Jaesway
25 sep 2020
cf nusky volume key
AS
Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Adorable Dog
& Cat Who Live Along His Route
We will watch your career with great interest.
Gummbo Gummbo
29 sep 2020
AS Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Adorable Dog & Cat Who Live Along His Route We will watch your career with great interest.
I HATE BEING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THINGS...
BUT DAMN THAT GUT FEELING IS ALWAYS RIGHT
DickHoits DickHoits
16 oct 2020
I HATE BEING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THINGS... BUT DAMN THAT GUT FEELING IS ALWAYS RIGHT
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life
Gandalf
JustinBrunk JustinBrunk
8 may
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life Gandalf