Her: You wanna go upstairs?
Me: Sure...
Her: Do you have protection?
Me: W-why, what's up there?
ag
2old2meme 2old2meme
15 nov 2020
Her: You wanna go upstairs? Me: Sure... Her: Do you have protection? Me: W-why, what's up there? ag
Knockouts Allowed, No Judges, No Winner:
Official Floyd Mayweather vs. Logan Paul Rules
Released
coughing coughing
3 jun
Knockouts Allowed, No Judges, No Winner: Official Floyd Mayweather vs. Logan Paul Rules Released
My attempt at a banana for scale picture of my mini dachshund Rusty. It seems like he had other plans
My attempt at a banana for scale picture of my mini dachshund Rusty. It seems like he had other plans
Let's cut to the chase. Who's eating who?
Who's eating whom.
Who don't even care anymore,
Makes ya wonder
Who's doin right with someone tonight
And who's dog is barkin next door
TheBigL TheBigL
22 sep 2020
Let's cut to the chase. Who's eating who? Who's eating whom. Who don't even care anymore, Makes ya wonder Who's doin right with someone tonight And who's dog is barkin next door
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no"
PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
hostilewaffle008 hostilewaffle008
23 oct 2020
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no" PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?"
Me: "Whatever she wishes"
ElMundo ElMundo
24 sep 2020
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?" Me: "Whatever she wishes"
Little gray cat - Little gray cat
Heather7 Heather7
25 sep 2020
Little gray cat - Little gray cat
Who else is excited
toe,
For a She-Hulk Film?
lil_musty_giffleexe lil_musty_giffleexe
13 oct 2020
Who else is excited toe, For a She-Hulk Film?
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
Good morning everyone - Good morning everyone 😊
MeepSheep420 MeepSheep420
22 sep 2020
Good morning everyone - Good morning everyone 😊
I'm going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892) - I’m going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892)
captainfiz0373 captainfiz0373
23 sep 2020
I'm going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892) - I’m going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892)
Who lives in a pineapple, under a titty?
Who lives in a pineapple, under a titty?
When re getting a package and
When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
Tabby Tabby
20 sep 2020
When re getting a package and When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
When you stub your toe at a rich person's house
@hennydemiks
back
When you stub your toe at a rich person's house @hennydemiks back
You are pretty cute when
what am when I'm not nice
you are nice
Reiner Reiner
26 sep 2020
You are pretty cute when what am when I'm not nice you are nice
"No one can defeat Russia in winter!"
Mongols:
ACTUALLY
Lonethefox Lonethefox
27 jan 2021
"No one can defeat Russia in winter!" Mongols: ACTUALLY
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag
Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE
MILK
JSpooksmemes JSpooksmemes
25 sep 2020
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE MILK
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine.
You may be a victim of software
counterfeiting.
Me:
am not in danger, Microsoft,
I am the danger.
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine. You may be a victim of software counterfeiting. Me: am not in danger, Microsoft, I am the danger.
Yosef Norm Ozia
Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
tastydetecter tastydetecter
8 jan 2021
Yosef Norm Ozia Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life
PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
Whats_My_Username
27 sep 2020
Elon Musk @elonmusk Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
Elementary school teacher accused of
having wine in classroom bit
20QizsU
whomat'veationtavegas
I'm not saying it's right... but I understand
CHAIYTO CHAIYTO
19 oct 2020
Elementary school teacher accused of having wine in classroom bit 20QizsU whomat'veationtavegas I'm not saying it's right... but I understand