Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but mi leaving...
Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.
snailtrailz snailtrailz
2 mar
Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but mi leaving... Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.
Me at my son's parent teacher
conference
smart or is ne me?
xxWuMemesxx xxWuMemesxx
1 may
Me at my son's parent teacher conference smart or is ne me?
IF WOOKIEES HAVE A 400 YEAR LIFESPAN, THEN HAN SOLO IS BASICALLY LIKE CHEWBACCA'S
THIRD DOG.
Scarletbee Scarletbee
25 may
IF WOOKIEES HAVE A 400 YEAR LIFESPAN, THEN HAN SOLO IS BASICALLY LIKE CHEWBACCA'S THIRD DOG.
Who else is excited
toe,
For a She-Hulk Film?
lil_musty_giffleexe lil_musty_giffleexe
13 oct 2020
Who else is excited toe, For a She-Hulk Film?
This is a rare photo of a mother vise-grip feeding her baby wrenches. Nature really is amazing.
SS
cbigfoot
26 sep 2020
This is a rare photo of a mother vise-grip feeding her baby wrenches. Nature really is amazing. SS
PandaPoster PandaPoster
19 sep 2020
teaching this rescued baby quail how to drink
When I babysit my niece she makes me play operation. Her favorite part is when she dies and we have a funeral her.
BigNinjaBoi BigNinjaBoi
18 feb
When I babysit my niece she makes me play operation. Her favorite part is when she dies and we have a funeral her.
HEY, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? _
AnnaKushina AnnaKushina
25 sep 2020
HEY, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? _
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right?
Texas power companies:
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right? Texas power companies:
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
(2004)
TheRealOne02 TheRealOne02
18 may
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004)
When she sends a nude and it looks like Chewbacca got shot in the face
DaddyWolf78 DaddyWolf78
7 oct 2020
When she sends a nude and it looks like Chewbacca got shot in the face
Big Bird informs Elmo that he's in the wrong motherfucking neighborhood
Republished Republished
23 sep 2020
Big Bird informs Elmo that he's in the wrong motherfucking neighborhood
Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
Macatnight
28d
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
Drparrytheplatapus Drparrytheplatapus
23 sep 2020
@comicalcapture Dog had no idea
Barn owls when humans invented barns:
Oh yeah. It's all coming
Barn owls when humans invented barns: Oh yeah. It's all coming
PSA: This is the proper way to wear a face mask
proposed_saccy proposed_saccy
11 feb
PSA: This is the proper way to wear a face mask
Erwin Schrodinger
ae & online
TODAY
Is the cat alive? 93.45
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Thrust_2020 Thrust_2020
25 sep 2020
Erwin Schrodinger ae & online TODAY Is the cat alive? 93.45 No No No No NoNo NoNo NoNoNo NoNoNo NoNoNo No No No No No NoNoNoNo NoNoNo No No No No NoNoNo NoNoNo Type a message @
A dog named "Fido" returned to a bus stop in Italy over 5,000 times (over 14 years) to wait for his deceased master to get off the bus, even during times of "violent allied bombardment" of the area.
He eventually died waiting at the bus stop.
Source : @blowingfacts365
SomeoneElseCommented SomeoneElseCommented
24 sep 2020
A dog named "Fido" returned to a bus stop in Italy over 5,000 times (over 14 years) to wait for his deceased master to get off the bus, even during times of "violent allied bombardment" of the area. He eventually died waiting at the bus stop. Source : @blowingfacts365