Her: What you wanna eat?
Me:
QUABBELS QUABBELS
26 mar
Her: What you wanna eat? Me:
me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
Gilberto Gilberto
13 mar
me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
good ol days
People in 2002 when unlimited minutes kicked in after SPM
TheChosenOnez TheChosenOnez
17 nov 2020
good ol days People in 2002 when unlimited minutes kicked in after SPM
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
NowThis
ago
Attention, Men:
Having a Cat Might
Ruin Your Chances
Women are less likely to want a relationship with men who have a cat in their dating profile pics, a study found. "Men holding cats were viewed as less masculine; more neurotic, agreeable, and open; and less
dateable," said the authors of the study.
Agreeable and open = not dateable, what
kind of horse shit is this - Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this
ZaneKay ZaneKay
20 sep 2020
NowThis ago Attention, Men: Having a Cat Might Ruin Your Chances Women are less likely to want a relationship with men who have a cat in their dating profile pics, a study found. "Men holding cats were viewed as less masculine; more neurotic, agreeable, and open; and less dateable," said the authors of the study. Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this - Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this
High School girls: "OMG Johnathan is so fine!"
Johnathan:
lelolaughsatit lelolaughsatit
23 sep 2020
High School girls: "OMG Johnathan is so fine!" Johnathan:
here are six stimulus checks hidden in chocolate bars throughout the country.
JudgementalRooster
28 dec 2020
here are six stimulus checks hidden in chocolate bars throughout the country.
'let's split up gang, me and Daphne will search the bedroom"
Lodada Lodada
8 dec 2020
'let's split up gang, me and Daphne will search the bedroom"
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf
She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
He wore a mask to protect others, be like cookie.
yumadd yumadd
1 oct 2020
He wore a mask to protect others, be like cookie.
me 12 hours ahead in
Asia knowing the election results but not telling Americans
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
3 nov 2020
me 12 hours ahead in Asia knowing the election results but not telling Americans
The word orchid comes from the
I Greek orkhis, meaning "testicle."
The word orchid comes from the I Greek orkhis, meaning "testicle."
x WANNA BE A DOCTOR
Wath my parents thin Whatmyfriendsthink What 'm actually saying
InkyDemon04 InkyDemon04
17 aug 2020
x WANNA BE A DOCTOR Wath my parents thin Whatmyfriendsthink What 'm actually saying
When you open your car door on a hot day and
Satan's heat wave hits you
ravenriverwind ravenriverwind
5 nov 2020
When you open your car door on a hot day and Satan's heat wave hits you
Everytime!
Me: *Stretches*
My Dog: "Already got my shit packed, where we goin'?"
Everytime! Me: *Stretches* My Dog: "Already got my shit packed, where we goin'?"
Smash players when the new DLC featuring 4 Fire Emblem fighters and
the fuckin Geico lizard requires them to take a shower to purchase it
KrabbyKrusters KrabbyKrusters
10 jun
Smash players when the new DLC featuring 4 Fire Emblem fighters and the fuckin Geico lizard requires them to take a shower to purchase it
ASI LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP.
ANY MINUTE [LL FALL DEEP
MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKES PEE,
NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME.
AMEN.
Unown_TG Unown_TG
22 sep 2020
ASI LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP. ANY MINUTE [LL FALL DEEP MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKES PEE, NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME. AMEN.
Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI
depressed_internet depressed_internet
10 jul 2020
Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI
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