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    • Stay pure till marriage kids, it’ll make you and your spouse happier and have a better functioning marriage
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    • Honestly people really need to stop telling other people that “virginity” is such a sacred thing. You’re creating weirdos out there.
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    • I’m a virgin by choice, abstinence isn’t weakness, its strength. (Yes I have a gf)
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    • Anyone else read it with that voice
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    • Virginity is such a dumb concept
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    • Why say "flower that is blossoming" when you could just say "blossoming flower"? That shit bothers me.
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    • Mmm fertilize me daddy
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    • Honestly I feel like having sex with a grown chick with sexual experience probably feels better than a virgin
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    • OK y’all what’s up with the chimneys?
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    • I fucking love wall e
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    • Where my chimneys
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    • Its not rly anything sacred, no one cares. In the bible its also theorized and likely more true that ‘virgin’ back then just meant unmarried.
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    • My room mate and i everytime we walk into the garden section at walmart and see new succulents/cacti. Or room is p much just a greenhouse at this point and i love it
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    • I’ve never heard any girl talk about virginity like that
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    • Girls give it up like it’s and old pair of shoes to the first guy to say he loves them
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    • Time to deflower
      BlkBon 6 apr
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    • Wrong. It's a planted seed that wants to bloom. Set it F R E E
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    • Quite something when the main antagonist of a film is a fucking TALKING STEERING WHEEL
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    • So uhhhhh.... inigga
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    • Yeah and orgasms are literal waves of pure pleasure radiating throughout your whole body.
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    • I think women over personificate the world/attach emotions to too many things. Like virginity, is ONLY THAT, it means you never fucked.
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    • I think you meant puberty
      Blorange 7 apr
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    • I really don’t like having sexy time with virgin girls they... are... just no fun. I’m not a fan of the dead fish.
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    • Guess i need to date a gardener cause he knows how to take care of plants
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    • There’s animated plant vore on PH. FYI, I did not watch it.
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    • Okay everyone seriously, The mods aren't going to name the app INigga, The app store/Google play store won't allow it. How about instead we instead use this opportunity to name it something wholesome? Like Ihavebigpenis or something?
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    • Guys my gf’s flower died out of nowhere after Tyrone came over what happened guys
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