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    • Day 347 This bitche's mouth still running I haven't had sex in a while
      DarkAscendence 19 mar 2016
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    • Day 38: I'm gonna kms, this bitch is ruining my life
      ZxProdigy_2013 20 mar 2016
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    • After i read a book i often find myself narrating my life in my head for a good 2 or 3 days
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    • Day 48: I wish she could suck my dick the way she sucks the fun out of everything
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    • Day 1: She read my diary. Now she will learn to be careful what u wish for.
      PartyTimeTim_2016 21 mar 2016
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    • Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
      Livinlifeamazin 21 mar 2016
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    • [Cop: We have you on tape saying you killed her.] [No officer that's my evil twin!!!! Day 95: The cop almost knew I did it so I lied]
      ggoodd32503_2016 22 mar 2016
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    • The wife is hot tho
      BLACK_GTR 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 40: I say ey to da b0ss, but she she still won't gibe mi da pussi. Will investigate further.
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    • Day 3,749 I finally did it. I shut her the fuck up. I couldn't take it. Side note: she looks better with dirt covered over her body so I can't hear her scream. Other side note: I forgot to clean the sheets with bleach.
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    • Day 38: more shitty features
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    • Day 420: it's 420, I'm not smoking weed because its actually 8/20
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    • Mission Report: December 16, 1991
      themememes_2016 21 may 2016
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    • Log date -7 11 5
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    • Day 63: No one has yet noticed the watermark isn't mine.
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    • Lol the watermark, stolen content
      Eliah187 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 348 there's only one way to shut her upπŸ˜‰
      Ncaron1636_2014 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 237: features still hve other people's watermarks in them.... What a sad day for the ifunny community and original posters
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    • Day 65: after months i finally had sex again but it still hurts to sit
      Lil_D_Flanders 20 mar 2016
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    • Day 1297: Finally cheated on her with her mom. Totally worth it
      KaDoJaBo 20 mar 2016
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    • Day 567: this diary is getting old
      BananaMan250_2015 20 mar 2016
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    • Nice watermark.
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    • Day 1000: She still spends more time in my wallet then on my dick
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    • When she won't see day 38 cuz he's hiding the body
      jessijames 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 1: she hot asf
      BadMothrFuckr 21 mar 2016
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    • It sucks being borderline dyslexic and reading dairy instead of diary
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    • Day 2: shoulda swam on the first date.
      BosunDoggo 21 mar 2016
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    • 3,2,1… GOTTA BLAST, Into the stars, To buy candy bars, He's a kid with a knack for inventions, Gotta super powered mind, A mechanical canine, *Bark bark*, He rescues the day from sure destruction, This is the theme song For Jimmy Nuetron!
      Revo__2014 21 mar 2016
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    • You been dating 37 days and already in couples therapy?
      DK_ix_2014 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 48:I decided I'm gonna hide in the kids closet.. I live here now
      solo123181_2017 21 mar 2016
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    • With a girl like her id shut up and dream of smashing.
      Therealbats 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 63: A burglar downstairs heard us making noise up here, he might report us to the noon party if he's arrested
      Lutenant_Troll 21 mar 2016
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    • the watermark is right fucking there
      buddabudski_2014 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 420 injected 5 different marijuanas today
      LJCF_2014 20 mar 2016
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    • Day 40 me and the therapist are going out for lunch, fuck that other bitch
      WinterIscomIng27 20 mar 2016
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    • Day 420: pawpaw made more burgers for this bitch
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    • Day 789: *crys in spanish*
      onika 20 mar 2016
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    • Day 104 She has no idea that I'm not her real husband.
      TheGreatB3 19 mar 2016
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    • *writes on clipboard* savage af, meme worthy
      KingCarts_2015 20 jun 2016
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    • [Day 69: She still hasn't sucked me]
      Puberty_Hits_Hard 22 mar 2016
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    • Day 69 : I finally smashed
      Soulbreaker1_2016 21 mar 2016
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    • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: All Grown Up
      kli3903 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 69 I didn't get a 69
      Falxonpunch_2015 21 mar 2016
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    • That moment when you're watching the old looney toons when you're older, and realize how dirty it actuay was...#crossdressingbunny
      NathanM_2275 21 mar 2016
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    • Does no one care about watermarks anymore?
      LeEpicWoofe 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 69: lol
      perashki_2016 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 55: slowly recovering from dank memes binge. Still can't find my stupid bitch of a wife. Possibly traded her to the meme dealer for more amazing dank memes to inject.
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    • Day 50: there's no fucking hope for me, I'm gonna try running away tomorrow
      ghostrider35 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 69 diary you won't believe what I just did
      poopyhahapoop 21 mar 2016
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    • Day41: she is on period.. Do not attempt to get pussy
      The_True_Tim 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 39 if she keeps on opening her mouth imma put my dick in it
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    • Plot twist : He put a dick in her mouth but she still barking
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    • Put your dick in it, then it'll stfu.
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    • She hot though
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    • She's sexy
      Stuffeudhdbs_2016 21 mar 2016
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    • So yall not con say nun about someone else's watermark in the pic? K den
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    • October 9, 1942: Our many Jewish friends and acquaintances are being taken away in droves. The noono is treating them very roughly and transporting them in cattle cars to Westerbork... -Otto Frank...uh.. I mean Anne Frank!
      _vegetable_loser_Was_Right__2016 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 37? Is this based off Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries?
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    • Day 39: When am I gonna fuck...
      YunGP1cass0_2014 21 mar 2016
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    • YaNiggaDiegoCosta_2015
      Day 38: rope not tight enough, now I'm just an idiot hanging from the ceiling
      YaNiggaDiegoCosta_2015 21 mar 2016
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    • DAY 1'209 she finally sucked my dick
      Bambi_013_2016 20 mar 2016
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    • Day 43, Eharmony isn't working out well
      i_am_rjl_xii_2017 20 mar 2016
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    • Day 420 she still won't let me smoke weed
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    • Day 999999 this bitch killed my ass
      maverickj141 20 mar 2016
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    • @thefunnyintrovert doesn't look like lemon to me. πŸ€”
      ladeekatt 20 mar 2016
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    • I read it as dairy
      casey_nickol_2016 20 mar 2016
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    • Captains log. She still won't shut the fuck up
      ARealDirtySloth 20 mar 2016
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    • Day 148: there is still a watermark on the pic
      Madelyn42_2014 20 mar 2016
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    • Incoming Day ??: comments
      itchycavities69 20 mar 2016
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    • One time, my mom called me a son of a bitch, so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mom! Then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, then she hit me because no one hits her son, then she hit herself because no one can hit me, so I hit her because no one hits MY MOTHER!
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    • Her: so yeah, his dick is totally this big, it's like a fucking cucumber, except that he puts the "cum" in cucumber. Him: Can we not do this right now Carol?
      Pepperonni_2016 18 may 2016
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    • Day 51: she hit my burrito out of my hands... She has gone to far, she must die
      kMcD52_2016 23 mar 2016
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    • If my gf looked like that I'd talk like a baby if it got me some
      rustyyummy 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 69: I'm bout to shoot up some schools
      Krieg90_2015 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 1: I'm going to being to act like this
      Amari2_2012 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 40: We decided to split up and it was the best day of my life
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    • Theyve only dated 37 days?
      MrCredible_2016 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 38: That Psychiatrist is hot as fuck
      noon 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 12:she hid the tv remote. And still wont tell me where it is.
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    • They needed therapy after 36 days lol
      ElTrapo_2012 21 mar 2016
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    • She's hot tho
      hashtag_edgy_2014 21 mar 2016
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    • Anyone see the watermark? Yea me neither
      rayknack_2017 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 39 at the ghost house
      BuddyPal_2015 21 mar 2016
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    • Remember when this was the iFunny comment section?
      NemesisR 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 50 her dead body started to smell bad as hell
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    • [Burns Diary in Spanish]
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    • Day 365, she won't suck my dick
      DrakeDaGreat 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 1: I have made a terrible mistake
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    • Take a look at my profile for the best gaming reviews
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    • Blow Jobs are the best because you get 5 minutes of silence
      nicksf 21 mar 2016
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    • Hahahahaha this sht is my life πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜€πŸ˜Šβ˜ΊπŸ˜”πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
      GrimmJaw469 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 28: still insane
      mekhi57_2016 21 mar 2016
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    • Kevin love?
      kubro70_2012 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 58: The baby is coming. Should have pulled out.
      Misdiagnosing 21 mar 2016
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    • They been together for 37 days and they already in therapy πŸΈβ˜•οΈ
      green_keegan_2014 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 38 : Filed for divorce Day 39 : got bitch slapped. Day 40 : At least she shut the fuck up
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    • Day 97 this bitch still not fucking me. Day 98 I slapped the monkey today was the best sex I've had in this relationship.
      Venmbra 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 69 We still haven't done 69
      Squawkatoo 21 mar 2016
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    • Day 300 Still they don't know I'm a synth.
      The_Spider___2014 21 mar 2016
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    • Reads this several times confused af but then realizing it doesn't say dairy but instead says diary...
      BillyBobJ0e 21 mar 2016
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