Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?"
Me: "Whatever she wishes"
ElMundo ElMundo
24 sep 2020
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?" Me: "Whatever she wishes"
I hate it when
hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor
i hate it when my dog
RR melts
ihate it when jesus rides dinosaurs
I hate it when hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor i hate it when my dog RR melts ihate it when jesus rides dinosaurs
Let's see
I what is out there today!
Yup, still trapped by the enemy...
Let's see I what is out there today! Yup, still trapped by the enemy...
MY BROTHER'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME...
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Aysl Aysl
25 sep 2020
MY BROTHER'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME... hg le voyailage eglal a
NowThis
ago
Attention, Men:
Having a Cat Might
Ruin Your Chances
Women are less likely to want a relationship with men who have a cat in their dating profile pics, a study found. "Men holding cats were viewed as less masculine; more neurotic, agreeable, and open; and less
dateable," said the authors of the study.
Agreeable and open = not dateable, what
kind of horse shit is this - Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this
ZaneKay ZaneKay
20 sep 2020
NowThis ago Attention, Men: Having a Cat Might Ruin Your Chances Women are less likely to want a relationship with men who have a cat in their dating profile pics, a study found. "Men holding cats were viewed as less masculine; more neurotic, agreeable, and open; and less dateable," said the authors of the study. Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this - Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this
Director - Give me an expression that says "I just ate your butterfly collection, and I have 7 scented erasers in my butthole."
Willem Dafoe -
Director - Give me an expression that says "I just ate your butterfly collection, and I have 7 scented erasers in my butthole." Willem Dafoe -
WOULD YOU MARR WOMAN WITH ALOT OF TATTOOS?
punisher1977 punisher1977
15 mar
WOULD YOU MARR WOMAN WITH ALOT OF TATTOOS?
Winner for best Christmas ornament
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yelims yelims
28 dec 2020
Winner for best Christmas ornament Re
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Gold Paper Clip $165
Bookmark Engraving
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This is real - This is real
Revive Revive
26 sep 2020
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When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
Netflix: Are you still there?
Me: Are any of us really here?
Spiders Spiders
27 jan 2021
Netflix: Are you still there? Me: Are any of us really here?
MACOMBDAILY.COM
Man tells police he stole food truck because he's a
'dumbass'
AcceptableCasualties AcceptableCasualties
26 jul 2020
MACOMBDAILY.COM Man tells police he stole food truck because he's a 'dumbass'
Other Fandom: It's okay, you know
my favorite character died too.
he Supernatural Fandom:
Not 50 times in
Other Fandom: It's okay, you know my favorite character died too. he Supernatural Fandom: Not 50 times in
Interviewer: sell me this pen
Her:
Gezfunez_X Gezfunez_X
10 nov 2020
Interviewer: sell me this pen Her:
stan
@catsinners
this is why she left you
@ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16
From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
stan @catsinners this is why she left you @ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16 From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
Doc and Marty made it to 2021.
Doc and Marty made it to 2021.
This dog followed the google earth guy
Google earth guy :
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
This dog followed the google earth guy Google earth guy :
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex
Nickel Savers CFollow
Las Vegas, Nevada I A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his care in exchange for money.
snailtrailz snailtrailz
17 mar
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex Nickel Savers CFollow Las Vegas, Nevada I A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his care in exchange for money.
Me petting my cat I just got
(she's very cute and I love her a lot)
FalloutFan34nv FalloutFan34nv
12 may
Me petting my cat I just got (she's very cute and I love her a lot)