Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?"
Me: "Whatever she wishes"
ElMundo ElMundo
24 sep 2020
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?" Me: "Whatever she wishes"
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag
AM - Twitter Web Client
Meth Meth
18 nov 2020
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag AM - Twitter Web Client
NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable
Not with that attitudes
NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable Not with that attitudes
You nutted on You said you want baby
my face I shower
Broly Broly
23 sep 2020
You nutted on You said you want baby my face I shower
Cats I see on Cats I have the internet at my home
CommieSalami CommieSalami
20 sep 2020
Cats I see on Cats I have the internet at my home
Students in 2080 trying to find the cultural and historical significance of memes
cheemsthememethief cheemsthememethief
28 nov 2020
Students in 2080 trying to find the cultural and historical significance of memes
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball
I \ fl
STEPBRO_ STEPBRO_
30 sep 2020
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball I \ fl
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
AriesL AriesL
27 jan
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
SS<
UNILAD MIN READ
Woman Quits Job To Earn Six Figures A Month Pretending
To Be A Dog
Every day. We stray further from god.
UnexpectedChubby UnexpectedChubby
25 sep 2020
SS< UNILAD MIN READ Woman Quits Job To Earn Six Figures A Month Pretending To Be A Dog Every day. We stray further from god.
JASON WOULD'VE NEVER MADE IT IN 2018
djgetmo djgetmo
1 may
JASON WOULD'VE NEVER MADE IT IN 2018
Brohemoth1398 Brohemoth1398
22 sep 2020
© Based on: assrip
when you come home from vacation and your dog doesn't get excited when it sees you
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?"
Me: "Whatever she wishes"
ElMundo ElMundo
24 sep 2020
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?" Me: "Whatever she wishes"
Cringe_King Cringe_King
27 sep 2020
of TikTok There is going to be blue moon on halloween and what it means will SHOCK you...
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this
short obstacle course for me
1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid:
Lay
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
5 dec 2020
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this short obstacle course for me 1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid: Lay
DID YOU KNOW?
Al Capone started one of America's first soup kitchens during the Great Depression. By 1931, The Chicago
Tribune reported that the Capone Free Soup Kitchen served over 120,000 meals every single day. Many
Chicagoans credit Capone with doing more for the poor than the federal government.
nervousari
5 oct 2020
DID YOU KNOW? Al Capone started one of America's first soup kitchens during the Great Depression. By 1931, The Chicago Tribune reported that the Capone Free Soup Kitchen served over 120,000 meals every single day. Many Chicagoans credit Capone with doing more for the poor than the federal government.
Waiter: what else for the lovely couple?
Her: oh no, we're just friends haha
Him: you can get us 2 separate checks and please don't forget she had 3 Jarritos, I Know you guys charge extra
MisandryMurder MisandryMurder
24 sep 2020
Waiter: what else for the lovely couple? Her: oh no, we're just friends haha Him: you can get us 2 separate checks and please don't forget she had 3 Jarritos, I Know you guys charge extra
Weak dudes are easily intimidated & just don't know how to deal with a independent woman that doesn't need others to validate her existence
@JazmineGarcia
bossmemesgang30 bossmemesgang30
1 dec 2020
Weak dudes are easily intimidated & just don't know how to deal with a independent woman that doesn't need others to validate her existence @JazmineGarcia
Someone needs to tell her...
That is not how you open a beer
Someone needs to tell her... That is not how you open a beer
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it
LisaHarris LisaHarris
9 feb
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it
coochielations
By @yoonogy
everyone please look at my girlfriend's
Cat...he just stands
HajimeIchinose HajimeIchinose
25 sep 2020
coochielations By @yoonogy everyone please look at my girlfriend's Cat...he just stands
Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like woah I did not mean to make that face out loud
ammiml
5 mar
Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like woah I did not mean to make that face out loud