Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?"
Me: "Whatever she wishes"
ElMundo ElMundo
24 sep 2020
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?" Me: "Whatever she wishes"
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you
throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes
The future is now, old man
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
27 oct 2020
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes The future is now, old man
ANAKIN'S GHOST WHEN HE LEARNS 6-3P0 KNOWS SITH LANGUAGE
Bounds.
MemesPage MemesPage
12 jan 2021
ANAKIN'S GHOST WHEN HE LEARNS 6-3P0 KNOWS SITH LANGUAGE Bounds.
HAVE THREE OPENINGS
~ TKNOW
HAVE THREE OPENINGS ~ TKNOW
The gym teacher in elementary The gym teacher in high school school
BishopTheSaint BishopTheSaint
26 sep 2020
The gym teacher in elementary The gym teacher in high school school
Goats are like mushrooms
If you sI ot a duck,
I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
h8thejews h8thejews
17 mar
Goats are like mushrooms If you sI ot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
WHEN youre having a good time around the cave bonfire but you remember you have 10 hours of berry picking
tomorrow
areyoueatingtho areyoueatingtho
3 jan 2021
WHEN youre having a good time around the cave bonfire but you remember you have 10 hours of berry picking tomorrow
Memes Problems from
3 years ago
Me
SirJohn SirJohn
10 nov 2020
Memes Problems from 3 years ago Me
using the drake and cat meme
using my pup as
I the meme because he is a good boi
1200AM 1200AM
21 sep 2020
using the drake and cat meme using my pup as I the meme because he is a good boi
"engine loses compression*
Me: Adds more nitrous.
Engine:
You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
"engine loses compression* Me: Adds more nitrous. Engine: You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco
Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT
Taco Bell
Don't threaten me with a good time
SturdyTree SturdyTree
8 oct 2020
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT Taco Bell Don't threaten me with a good time
When the teacher walks up to you
during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
White_Red_noon White_Red_noon
8 mar
When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
potato stephaniexwins
I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.
potato
iluv u too
potato
wait what was in the stew
suscentralwtf suscentralwtf
28d
potato stephaniexwins I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes. potato iluv u too potato wait what was in the stew
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely.
Me 2 days later:
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
17 mar
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely. Me 2 days later:
HighlandBanjo HighlandBanjo
24 sep 2020
ON' HAT LIKE LooK' cone! AN
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants."
Restaurant owners:
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
26 jan 2021
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants." Restaurant owners:
It still blows my mind that Steve Buscemi
delivered the line, "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of
what he's created?" in a kid's movie.
AxlDavis2012
9 oct 2020
It still blows my mind that Steve Buscemi delivered the line, "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?" in a kid's movie.
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
Deanus_Satanus Deanus_Satanus
28 nov 2020
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
< Keem Banks th-@
Nobody:
You Bees In Them Stupid Shirts This Summer.
< Keem Banks th-@ Nobody: You Bees In Them Stupid Shirts This Summer.