• Her card declines and her bill is $300
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    • Tell her she’s holding up the line to to move her fat ass
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    • Let her feel the pain of being a thot that isn't worth my time
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    • Wait patiently for her to leave so I can buy my shit
      dho77 25 jul
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    • Not a damn thing
      Damturkey 26 jul
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    • Shove her broke ass out the way and pay for my order.
      otwOUT 26 jul
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    • 15,505 people: No
      Not_Che 29 jul
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    • Well I'm sure I can think of something, why don't you meet met on the back room, and I'll help you.
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    • $300 what did she buy the whole damn menu?
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    • I’m fucking tongue punching her fart box is that what you wanna hear??
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    • Stare at them cheeks and mind my business lol
      Bat_Chad 13 sep
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    • Mind my own business on my phone because I'm married.
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    • 2TheTea 13 sep
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    • Pay for her stuff then flop my dick out on the counter and demand a BJ. Is that what you want to hear?
      pengin56 13 sep
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    • Not be a simp
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    • if I'm one of those dumb-ass stores that makes them pay after the meal then I give her an apron and say go wash some f****** dishes
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    • Tell her to come to the holy land with me
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    • Tell her to move so I can buy my shit and leave
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    • Make a FansOnly account
      RCGA85 28 aug
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    • Buy everything she got, then take it while saying "My girlfriends gonna love all this!"
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    • Paying for an actual prostitute isnt even that much. U cant talk me into paying $300 for the POSSIBILITY of fucking this girl lmao. It aint even guaranteed.
      SRTBoat 13 sep
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    • I'll pay for it okay. Is that what you want to hear. I'll blow 300 on a stranger cause their ass is fat. Is that what you want
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    • What kind of fucking sandwich cost 300$??? Fuck this broke ass bitch
      faqu 13 sep
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    • She got no business being that thicc
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    • Tell her to get a job and stop waiting for handouts
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    • What do they expect us to say? Give her $300 and ask to have sex? Like wtf
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    • Well first I doubt she would use that much on a fucking restaurant and second the guy who took the pic is a fucking creep. Really who tf takes pics of strangers asses on the streets?!
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    • We stay steady pimpin no simpin
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    • In tired of how many times I've seen this featured
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    • It's no simp September so I better not see anyone simping now, or ever.
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    • Asking wtf she ordered at a food joint that costs $300.
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    • It's No Simp September bitch. Get some money fo yo stupid ass Walks in the store next time
      AxleDingo 13 sep
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    • Tell her to return her ass to the surgeon that gave it to her.
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    • Give her an indeed listing for a job
      JakobLowe 13 sep
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    • Tell the bitch to move out of the way, some of us that know how to manage our money are in a hurry.
      mew2000 13 sep
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    • $300? Fucking definitely not but if it was >20 I'd pay for it... so long as I get to shove my tongue in that sweet ass
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    • cacodemon 13 sep
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    • Shake nervously as I practice how to exchange money for goods and services inside my head
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    • Im so proud of most of you in the comments. Hold fast men. The time to bring back the age of Kings will soon be back upon us, for post modernism has failed.
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    • Send her to the streets
      iamcleb 13 sep
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    • Buy her shit... And then keep it for myself
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    • I mean if she ain't my wife I could care less she may have a great body but no my problem I'm loyal to my lovely wife
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    • Not be a goddamn simp and listen to Billy idol while waiting
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    • Blow job first then will pay
      meemers 13 sep
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    • Big butt on a female, featured like 20 times already, yup this is feature worthy
      ChloZ 13 sep
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    • Pull my fat twig out in the line and start winning a game of tug-of-war with my groin.
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    • Give her the $300 and tell her that she has to pay me back by the end of the month or her kneecaps are mine.
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    • Cash , gas ,or ass bt ain't shit free
      jr3030 13 sep
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    • Tell her about Onlyfans.com
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    • Buy her a gym membership and tell her to focus on losing that fat a$$
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    • Shoot her with a 12 gauge shotgun then proceed to T-bag her lifeless corpse
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    • Offer to destroy her shithole.
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    • Ask her to move aside for actual paying customers
      khoe 13 sep
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    • 7th_Crow 13 sep
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    • Tell her to fuck off
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    • F---ing Beautiful!!! Bless her heart for all that ASS it's like a heart shape pillow I'D LOVE TO F---ING HUGG ALL NITE!!!
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    • Sucking her feet squeaky clean then shoving her ass outta the way, no simping this month the fuck?
      Ekko 13 sep
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    • She's not gonna let you suck her toes bro
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    • I love how the first several comments are basically "not shit" lol and then one dude is like meet me in the backroom hahaha. Alas, we have evolved
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    • Tell her she needs to come up with $300
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    • I'd jump in front of her and put money on the counter and say two cheese burger pls
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    • I'd suck her dick
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    • F.H.R.I.T.P and then leave
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    • this lame ass image again? thats like 4 times
      nazosweet 13 sep
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    • Masturbating in line
      Raybrand 13 sep
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    • I'd just bite it
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    • Send her back to the streets because she's not getting that bill payed, I'll use that money for a trip to King's Island.
      Kroenen 13 sep
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    • Avoid eye contact since I am poor
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    • What do you expect people to do some random ass dude to pay 300 hundred for her bill for a chance at pussy this shit reminds me of those dumb ass posts like wOuLd YoU LiVe In tHiS mAnSiOn BuT yOu CaNt DriNk Pop AnYmOrE
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    • Slap her across the head for being a retard spending $300 in what looks like a bakery tell her to get the fuck out of my way so I can pay for my shitty scone.
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    • Fucking rob her
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    • Laugh
      ciank 13 sep
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    • 300$ at panda Express... she's gonna pop
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    • Ask her why this shit meme has been featured 10 times
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    • Tell her broke ass to move aside so I can order, I got shit to do.
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    • Tell her to get a job
      Gameling 13 sep
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    • Tell her I'll pay it if we fuck, fuck, then leave without spending a penny
      _twysted_ 13 sep
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    • Say "excuse me, can you please move" so I can pay for my stuff because that's her problem not mines
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    • People expect you to say pay for it as if she's gonna fuck you for paying for her shit, she will probably just say thank you and leave at best
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    • Fuck her, duh. This app is iHorny for a reason.
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    • Tell her simps are elsewhere.
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    • I'd be a gentleman, and tell her to pay or get the fuck out
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    • Shrugging my shoulders and not taking a picture of her ass like a creep
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    • Tell her to do what every other mediocre thot does.....get an onlyfans and stop holding up the damn line
      KJon0311 13 sep
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    • I keep minding my own business.
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    • Tell her to hurry it up, ive got shit to do and places to be.
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    • Tell her ass to get a job like everyone else
      BOS65 13 sep
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    • nothing i’m not a simp
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    • Not paying her bill. Thats for damn sure. Ive got my own bills to pay and im doing good to have that much at the end of the month
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    • "Eh honestly I could go another hour or so without this, I'll come back later"
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    • Sucks to suck
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    • Tell her to work more, equality and empowerment does come with a price.
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    • Leave
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    • Hahaha ass
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    • Get the fuck outta my way!
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    • Stare?
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