Hello Kim
Why do I have to be weirdo
Sup
If you weren't a weirdo Kim
would've given you her real phone number.
derpykittie derpykittie
25 sep 2020
Hello Kim Why do I have to be weirdo Sup If you weren't a weirdo Kim would've given you her real phone number.
You get what you work for, not what you wish for!
glum_peporixist glum_peporixist
3 jun
You get what you work for, not what you wish for!
Smash players when the new DLC featuring 4 Fire Emblem fighters and
the fuckin Geico lizard requires them to take a shower to purchase it
KrabbyKrusters KrabbyKrusters
10 jun
Smash players when the new DLC featuring 4 Fire Emblem fighters and the fuckin Geico lizard requires them to take a shower to purchase it
Let's cut to the chase. Who's eating who?
Who's eating whom.
Who don't even care anymore,
Makes ya wonder
Who's doin right with someone tonight
And who's dog is barkin next door
TheBigL TheBigL
22 sep 2020
Let's cut to the chase. Who's eating who? Who's eating whom. Who don't even care anymore, Makes ya wonder Who's doin right with someone tonight And who's dog is barkin next door
Does Une
ay?
Le
fond_meme_dealerexe fond_meme_dealerexe
26 feb
Does Une ay? Le
When people driving brand new cars wanna road rage
ME: This is an $800 car...
I'll kill us both
mrtide
11 may
When people driving brand new cars wanna road rage ME: This is an $800 car... I'll kill us both
Intentionally misleading click-bait headlines be like..
So whatiiitold you wasjtrue...
pointfofview:
MikaelAdyn MikaelAdyn
26 sep 2020
Intentionally misleading click-bait headlines be like.. So whatiiitold you wasjtrue... pointfofview:
$10,000,000 to never listen to any
Beyonce song ever again.
Are you taking the offer??
so 10Ms to live how i live currently
YourGirlYani
25 mar
$10,000,000 to never listen to any Beyonce song ever again. Are you taking the offer?? so 10Ms to live how i live currently
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
Funnydudehaha
22 feb
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead
All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
When she pulls down my boxers
and sees what I'm packing
Less than half of what l'd hoped for.
Feasty_y Feasty_y
5 feb
When she pulls down my boxers and sees what I'm packing Less than half of what l'd hoped for.
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
JoSjoca JoSjoca
10 apr
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
x WANNA BE A DOCTOR
Wath my parents thin Whatmyfriendsthink What 'm actually saying
InkyDemon04 InkyDemon04
17 aug 2020
x WANNA BE A DOCTOR Wath my parents thin Whatmyfriendsthink What 'm actually saying
imagine your card declines at the eye doctor and they grab this shit
imagine your card declines at the eye doctor and they grab this shit
Hey beauty! How are you?
She's in the bathroom. This is her boyfriend. What did you want?
Hey handsome! How are you?
Vin gonna do what's called pra-Bisexualmove.
NOPE75 NOPE75
16 nov 2020
Hey beauty! How are you? She's in the bathroom. This is her boyfriend. What did you want? Hey handsome! How are you? Vin gonna do what's called pra-Bisexualmove.
Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate"
Me 10 minutes later:
Amo_ose Amo_ose
22 apr
Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate" Me 10 minutes later:
Scientist: Explaining importance of good sleep
Me at 3 am watching him explain:
Quirk Quirk
22 apr
Scientist: Explaining importance of good sleep Me at 3 am watching him explain: