• Hello It is your neighbor with some car trouble can you assist me
My neighbor?
lam experiencing car trouble and left my wallet mistakingly at home
Yes
Is this Jeff?
bring it to you
Oh' You
am far away to bring it could you send Apple Pay and I will pay you back shortly
Absolutely, Jeff. What type of neighbor would I I be if I didn't help you out. Right?!
Thank you just send the amount of
50 to this number
When did you change your number igh, Jeff? ju joke to you yesterday
If you could send $50 in that
amount to this new number please
Right, right! Really quick though, while I try to find my card.. are you going to the barbecue this weekend?
Yes
weren't going?! will go
Or not go
Sht Jeff thought we agreed we
Now to go!
Are you or aren't you?
have a flat tire and will need $50 to replace
Speaking of flat Linda and her flat
ass announced yesterday that she
audacity because she knows VERY
WELL that I the potato salad
year
oringing th only thing
And she can deny it all she wants but we all know she doesn't use
Duke's mayonnaise. I know you know too, Jeff. You're just too polite to say it.
Yes I know
And Caro! said she bringing her
"famous" Apple pies. I I saw her buying them frozen one day at the
Piggly Wiggly. Grandma's recipe my
Ok
How much gain,
50
Speak ng of cards! Did you send one to Gladys down the street? You her cat died
Know hov
But al least we know there won be cat hair in the banana pudding this weekend, am I right? that cat
Yes you are right
need the payment of $50 I am at the store and waiting
Which store? Hey, I tell you what.
\'m going to send $60 so you can grab me some potatoes and Dukes mayo while you're there. If Linda wants a war, that's what she's going to get
That is fine
60
God, I just remembered it's Cathy
60th birthday. Grab a card for me.
too if you don't mind. Something ce but not too nice. Something
's "Happy Birthday
Though We All Know You Slept With
Janet's Husband"
Ok send payment now I am in a rush
Ok, let me get my gla
damn number
Speaking of small, you know Peter's son is single again, They say his wife was cheating on him. But hey, if he takes after his dad "Pin Prick
Peter" then I can't really say that blame her. Know what I mean?
Send payment quickly
To this number
th ak this card hag exp red
Kind of like LouAnn's license.
They really need to get that old bat off the road. She took out two bicycles and a fire hydrant
yesterday
Bye
What? Why, Jeff?
Was it something I said?
Don't text back
Stop
Well since
We since we barking orders, why don you tel that 'fe of yours to do us all a favor and STOP
every
DONT respend
expect Chnstmas card
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