HE'S A SITH LORD; HE'S IMPOSTER!
THE IMPOSTER!
'SCREE
MEETING
ANAKIN, MACE WINDU IS ACTING PRETTY SUS RIGHT NOW. -
RANT:
MACU WINDU WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER
Dravakin Dravakin
28 sep 2020
HE'S A SITH LORD; HE'S IMPOSTER! THE IMPOSTER! 'SCREE MEETING ANAKIN, MACE WINDU IS ACTING PRETTY SUS RIGHT NOW. - RANT: MACU WINDU WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER
When re getting a package and
When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
Tabby Tabby
20 sep 2020
When re getting a package and When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
Watermelon sugar high'
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
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So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and
this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
22 sep 2020
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10
Signature look of superiority
Spiders Spiders
9 feb
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10 Signature look of superiority
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
Me: I have to start eating healthier
Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:
ry
Download the @memes app
itsham itsham
28 sep 2020
Me: I have to start eating healthier Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress: ry Download the @memes app
spongebob intro: are you ready kids.
me: aye aye captain.
spongebob intro: I can't hear you.
me:
BackHurts BackHurts
24 sep 2020
spongebob intro: are you ready kids. me: aye aye captain. spongebob intro: I can't hear you. me:
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
CreamyComb CreamyComb
26 jan
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
When the teacher walks up to you
during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
White_Red_noon White_Red_noon
8 mar
When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
Some dogs have all the luck.
plush_zucctheberg plush_zucctheberg
29 oct 2020
Some dogs have all the luck.
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA
ITS HOW FAR You
CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM
pl4y80y pl4y80y
14 apr
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA ITS HOW FAR You CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM
Dog owners the moment they adopt a new dog
I'LL CUT OUR
hitbox44 hitbox44
23 sep 2020
Dog owners the moment they adopt a new dog I'LL CUT OUR
*Thanos snaps his fingers*
people who were giving blowjobs:
Spiders Spiders
25 dec 2020
*Thanos snaps his fingers* people who were giving blowjobs:
Vietnam police: 345,000 used condoms were cleaned, sold as new
gottiloc gottiloc
25 sep 2020
Vietnam police: 345,000 used condoms were cleaned, sold as new
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas
University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
"Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. "Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and
some grown ass person next to me says,
"Oh, that's the year I was born."
HalloweenIsLife HalloweenIsLife
23 sep 2020
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and some grown ass person next to me says, "Oh, that's the year I was born."
My parents: can you watch your baby brother tonight please? He's not that bad!
My baby brother:
DANNY DEWITE rs
-e ME
scp_Dr_Bright scp_Dr_Bright
10 nov 2020
My parents: can you watch your baby brother tonight please? He's not that bad! My baby brother: DANNY DEWITE rs -e ME