He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself
proudblackconservative
Responsible af. good doggo.
trashgOd
You can't be mad at him
psychedelicfelon
Definitely should give him a treat
Smilin Daily Wholesome News
Evangalizar Evangalizar
22 sep 2020
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself proudblackconservative Responsible af. good doggo. trashgOd You can't be mad at him psychedelicfelon Definitely should give him a treat Smilin Daily Wholesome News
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open.
- Frank Zappa
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open. - Frank Zappa
she a glass of milk
Retired_Sinner Retired_Sinner
21 sep 2020
she a glass of milk
No one cared wno was I on the hat
No one cared wno was I on the hat
"COMPLAINING ABOUT A PROBLEM WITHOUT POSING A SOLUTION IS CALLED WHINING."
TEDDY ROOSEVELT
ThePatnoonicTemplar ThePatnoonicTemplar
5 oct 2020
"COMPLAINING ABOUT A PROBLEM WITHOUT POSING A SOLUTION IS CALLED WHINING." TEDDY ROOSEVELT
When You Pray To God To Remove Your
Family's Problem & Next Day You Find
Yourself In Heaven
Bacardi Bacardi
17 dec 2020
When You Pray To God To Remove Your Family's Problem & Next Day You Find Yourself In Heaven
There are people who fish...
And then there are people who make fishing their life!!!
escapethedaylight escapethedaylight
24 sep 2020
There are people who fish... And then there are people who make fishing their life!!!
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you're eating a watermelon!
When do you go at red and stop at green? When you're eating a watermelon!
"If she's amazing, she won't be easy.
If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you
give up, you're not worthy... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
- Bob Marley
LaDyEnIgMa69
24 sep 2020
"If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." - Bob Marley
When you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut but girls still ignore you
did miss a page
SynthWavez SynthWavez
22 jan 2021
When you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut but girls still ignore you did miss a page
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Krizma Krizma
28 dec 2020
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement.
"In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
ladefuckingda ladefuckingda
24 sep 2020
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement. "In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
HALF OF MY PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MY OF VOICE SARCASM
If
EVERYONE THINKS I'M EITHER MAD, ARGUING OR JUST AN ASSHOLE. WHILE ACTUALLY,
I'M JUST TALKING
HALF OF MY PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MY OF VOICE SARCASM If EVERYONE THINKS I'M EITHER MAD, ARGUING OR JUST AN ASSHOLE. WHILE ACTUALLY, I'M JUST TALKING
gucci gang
avery idiotic song sang by a rainbow mop with aluminum foil stuck to his teeth
Youre goddamn right.
fame fame
24 sep 2020
gucci gang avery idiotic song sang by a rainbow mop with aluminum foil stuck to his teeth Youre goddamn right.
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
rehmanpa
26 sep 2020
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
When you're waiting on the loading screen for 10 minutes and realise itSays "press any button to continue*
TLOU2ISAMAZING TLOU2ISAMAZING
27 jan 2021
When you're waiting on the loading screen for 10 minutes and realise itSays "press any button to continue*
Cat more spagooters
Tabby Tabby
15 jan 2021
Cat more spagooters
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't
heard before.
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before.
MS? got a loose tooth!"
MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally"
dad:
MS? got a loose tooth!" MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally" dad:
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
JoSjoca JoSjoca
10 apr
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
21 sep 2020
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.