he mad because I asked him to train me
sugondeeze sugondeeze
19 jan 2021
he mad because I asked him to train me
My high ass though ALF was in this fuckin picture
AVANZAMOS
AURRERA GOAZ
drunkinrehab drunkinrehab
14 jun
My high ass though ALF was in this fuckin picture AVANZAMOS AURRERA GOAZ
SOME STATISTICS:
100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
TishaJioner TishaJioner
3 mar
SOME STATISTICS: 100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT
\ ENOUGH.
wawd
@wawawiwacomics wiwa
johnb520 johnb520
24 sep 2020
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT \ ENOUGH. wawd @wawawiwacomics wiwa
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating.
Belcalis
Almanzar
Bacardi Bacardi
14 dec 2020
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating. Belcalis Almanzar
Barber : what cut you want bruh
Him : lemme get dat sperm cell
Barber : i gotchu b
Barber : what cut you want bruh Him : lemme get dat sperm cell Barber : i gotchu b
Me at my son's parent teacher
conference
smart or is ne me?
xxWuMemesxx xxWuMemesxx
1 may
Me at my son's parent teacher conference smart or is ne me?
want some
Kidney ,stones,
ONLY
lakeonn lakeonn
8 may
want some Kidney ,stones, ONLY
Image Wikipedia I JohnnyRRusso
Super Mario is named after real-life businessman Mario
Segale, who was renting out a warehouse to Nintendo.
After Nintendo fell far behind on rent, Segale did not evict them but gave them a second chance to come up with the money. Nintendo succeeded and named their main character after him.
UnusualFaqs UnusualFaqs
14 dec 2020
Image Wikipedia I JohnnyRRusso Super Mario is named after real-life businessman Mario Segale, who was renting out a warehouse to Nintendo. After Nintendo fell far behind on rent, Segale did not evict them but gave them a second chance to come up with the money. Nintendo succeeded and named their main character after him.
"The dog ate my homework"
The
The dog: homework:
Clairebear199715 Clairebear199715
23 sep 2020
"The dog ate my homework" The The dog: homework:
How will look once finish burying my inner demons
cursedMadden cursedMadden
12 jan 2021
How will look once finish burying my inner demons
Cat's in heat again
sammie_moloch sammie_moloch
22 feb
Cat's in heat again
People That Walk Fast Are
Reported To Be Less Happy
ave.
The faster you walk the more unhappy you
Spaceham Spaceham
25 sep 2020
People That Walk Fast Are Reported To Be Less Happy ave. The faster you walk the more unhappy you
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!"
{visible confusion}
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
28 sep 2020
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!" {visible confusion}
The perfect couple's costume doesn't
exi-
judaguy judaguy
26 apr
The perfect couple's costume doesn't exi-
Dads watching your ass get beat by your
Mom for something they said was okay
kayla1323 kayla1323
27 jan 2021
Dads watching your ass get beat by your Mom for something they said was okay
when you didn't get enough sleep and everything during the day pisses you off
when you didn't get enough sleep and everything during the day pisses you off
My dog watching my mom yell at my dad - My dog watching my mom yell at my dad
Puppernoon Puppernoon
24 sep 2020
My dog watching my mom yell at my dad - My dog watching my mom yell at my dad
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
over
on, fave mare biad
You foall was traitted in the Jedifacis by
Count Docku!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
HunterForHire HunterForHire
27 sep 2020
over on, fave mare biad You foall was traitted in the Jedifacis by Count Docku! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!