HE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT This one is too funny no! lo (orward') My lhghl was bemg served by an obkusly gay light attendant, who seemed [0 put everyone In a good mood as he served us lood and dnnks. 's lhe plane prepared \o descend, he came SWIshmg down lhe aisle and told us lha! ”Captain Marvey has asked me (o announce that he'll be landing the blg scary plane shortly. so lovely people, If you could just put your trays up. lha! ould be super.“ On his mp back up lhe ansle, he nollced thus well? .lessed and rather Arabic-looklng woman hadn‘t moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me ver those blg brute engines, but I asked you lo ralse your nazy»poo, so the mam man can piuy» pal us on the ground.‘ She calmly turned her head and sand, 'In my ounlry, I am called a Princess, and I lake orders rom no One! 0 which (I swear) the “lghl attendant replied. Ilhoul missing a beat, ‘Well, sweel-cheeks, in my coumry I'm called a Queen. so I outrank you. Tvay»up. Buch"