He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
New York Post 17 hrs
ARIZONA
Atta boy! Arizona police dog sniffs out stash of meth in car
shares
queenfox18 queenfox18
23 sep 2020
New York Post 17 hrs ARIZONA Atta boy! Arizona police dog sniffs out stash of meth in car shares
I can find 4 of her just scrolling through TikTok
New York Post @nypost:
This 19-year-old is 2020's 'Most Beautiful' woman in the world
kcidymccus kcidymccus
8 jan 2021
I can find 4 of her just scrolling through TikTok New York Post @nypost: This 19-year-old is 2020's 'Most Beautiful' woman in the world
My kitten can finally (barely) fit into her collar
My kitten can finally (barely) fit into her collar
Weaver in days gone:
Napalm
Weaver in days gone: Napalm
AMazon ME.
Facehook
Go og
my searoh
histary
Apple
perfect_memes perfect_memes
26 oct 2020
AMazon ME. Facehook Go og my searoh histary Apple
Me at 2 a.m. drunkenly entranced by the slow spinning of a Hot Pocket in the microwave
WolfenRedux WolfenRedux
11 sep 2020
Me at 2 a.m. drunkenly entranced by the slow spinning of a Hot Pocket in the microwave
NEW YORK POST
Cops bust thief who stole
42,000 pounds of pistachios
Scarletbee Scarletbee
22 jun
NEW YORK POST Cops bust thief who stole 42,000 pounds of pistachios
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper.
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modem problems require modern solutions
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper. She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider. Modem problems require modern solutions
factxpress
Facebook shut down a pair of it's
Al Robots nicknamed Alice and
Bob after they started talking to
each other in their own language.
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
27 sep 2020
factxpress Facebook shut down a pair of it's Al Robots nicknamed Alice and Bob after they started talking to each other in their own language.
Me trying to put my The next change and receipt person in line in my pock
fetusprime666 fetusprime666
3 nov 2020
Me trying to put my The next change and receipt person in line in my pock
What I picture when someone says their "baby" is 47-months-old.
CC
RAMBILIN MAMA
boyce boyce
28d
What I picture when someone says their "baby" is 47-months-old. CC RAMBILIN MAMA
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't
1eard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol
MisterDadGuy MisterDadGuy
12 aug 2020
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't 1eard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol
Six Americans were shot by dogs.
Most of these shootings occurred in Florida.
LL,
THEOUTCAST THEOUTCAST
25 sep 2020
Six Americans were shot by dogs. Most of these shootings occurred in Florida. LL,
He's proba
thinking absut other dogs.
What was Scar's name before he got the scar?
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
He's proba thinking absut other dogs. What was Scar's name before he got the scar?
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position."
- Muhammad Ali
MartinPurple MartinPurple
18 may
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
Silvi_bb Silvi_bb
22 sep 2020
© Based on: meowingtonsco
Sing us a song ur the piano cat
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket"
Me in 2020:
So that was a fucking fie~
gezin gezin
5 oct 2020
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket" Me in 2020: So that was a fucking fie~
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way.
Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them
in water is gay.
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
26 sep 2020
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way. Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them in water is gay.