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    • He got that post nut clarity
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    • It really depends on where you work. Teachers probably shouldn't, but when a fast food restaurant runs out of mayo how else are they supposed to restock it quickly?
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    • Same damm photo
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    • Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I coom on company time
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    • I masturbate at work
      Kyoshi 4 jul
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    • “I’m playing both sides so I always come up on top”
      Sam2021 5 jul
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    • Okay but let's hear him out
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    • 5:25 AM? My man had morning wood and wrote an article about it
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    • I love doing this, improves my dat a lot. The daycare I help run fired me for it though. Fucking snowflakes.
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    • I masturbate at work. I’m a stay at home dad
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    • Girls who masturbate fucking disgust me, send me your videos so I can delete them off the internet forever!
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    • I’m a soldier so I’ve masturbated at work. I actually told one of my troops to go crank one out in the porta potty because he was being cranky and I didn’t wanna hear him for the next 10 hours. He came back just fine and we finished the guard shift.
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    • Other telemarketer- "Bob, why are you moaning on the phone?"
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    • If you think you need a break to masturbate at work then you don't deserve to be employed, get better priorities
      EdgeRuko 5 jul
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    • Like if you have jerked it at work.
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    • But if nobody knows, then why does it matter? Mind your own fucking business
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    • If you can’t wait until you get home you have a problem.
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    • Gotta say, I’m jealous that women can sneakily masturbate.
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    • It’s better if you work at a morgue or children’s hospital
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    • I mean it’s kind of encouraged in my workplace (profile for deets)
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    • If you’ve never masturbated at work,, you’ve never worked
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    • What fucking retard types time like 5.41
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    • Maybe it was an 8hr masterbation break, and the second was a follow up.
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    • Why does iFunny have people pay to be top users? That’s autistic
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    • Forever 5 jul
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    • Idk why it’s even a question or why people are worried about it. Just do it, no one will know. Even if someone had the suspicion you were, what are they going to do? Go to your boss and say “I think Jon is masturbating in the bathroom”. Then what? They watch you? Lmao
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    • 5.25, and 1.41
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    • Masturbation is a disease
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    • If you masturbate at work or school, you're a pig
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    • Then they get one of those people who can go for hours without finishing and they're trying to get them out and they just keep going on with "I'm not done yet"
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    • This is why modern media is trash.
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    • Number 15, masturbating on lettuce
      ODogX 6 jul
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    • That's right, never masturbate at work! Have one of your coworkers rub you off, we're a team!
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    • i do it at work most days and i work alone at a shop
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    • brony 6 jul
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    • What I do on brake and especially on my 1/2 hour unpaid lunch is totally my business. Nut freely gents!
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    • Its a goddamn colon not a period you fucking morons. goddamn I'm ashamed I use your language. I use it better than you you stupid fucking brit. Goddamn and the fucking letter U. You fucks like to stick it everywhere it doesn't fucking belong you braidead morons. If you toast-with-no-butter morons d
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    • Why would you masterbate at work
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    • I'm playing from both sides just to make sure I win
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    • no he just always plays on both sides so he always comes out on top
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    • TDRPGOD 7 jul
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    • I've done it. First time, when I was 18 I had this 28 year old woman who saw I was stressing at work and she straight up said to just rub one out in the restroom and damn, did it help.
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    • At the end of the day, he stood firm for what he believed in. Respect
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    • I wouldn’t be able to focus I’d be too uncomfortable knowing other people are around
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    • If you work at femboy hooters then it's expected of you
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    • I tease my bf while he’s at work and he goes and jacks off in the restroom
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    • Hey January 10th is my birthday!
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    • Masturbation is cool and all but have you guys ever been too the dinosaur theme park in Florida 😏
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    • It was a woman who suggested it and a man who wrote against it
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    • McDonald's buys about 2 billion eggs every year for their U.S. restaurants alone.
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    • Himself
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    • Posted on my birthday
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    • I’ve jacked off at every job I’ve ever worked just to say I’ve done it.
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    • “Alright everyone time for your office mandated masturbation break”
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    • Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. That why I beat my meat on company time
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    • In reality, it probably would be a good stress reliever for many people. Although it invariably would end up going wrong and there'd be creepers who'd try to watch others doing it. "You're stressed out Ted. Go jerk it and come back in 10."
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    • "You little monster I thought you were masturbating!"
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    • I havent nutted in 5 days ive been on vacation im on my way home know this shits about to look like a can of whip cream exploding
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    • Word around the office is you have a big cock
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    • I masturbated at work once. It was odd. The kids at the day care wouldn’t stop staring.
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    • I’ve jacked off at work before
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    • I'm slapping the ham right now!
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    • News
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    • I've jerked off at work. It wakes me up and helps me focus again.
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    • The first one could be saying no
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    • Not gonna lie I have spanked my meat at work
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    • Getting a job and exercising made my masturbation addiction stop, 3 months and going
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    • Ive done it kinda of as a bucket list thing. Its a sort of completion, not really for enjoyment. My list of places jacked off in includes school, work, a plane, u.s senate building, a rest stop (not worth it) and a "friends" house (dont worry he was a douche and i broke contact soon after)
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    • Nah, he didn't get fired he just came back after a smoke break with some post-nut clarity
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    • It’s a great stress reliever honestly and helps you concentrate
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    • The subway employees need the cum sandwich damnit
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    • I literally bust a nut in middle of exam and got an A....step up ur game nigga
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    • Damn they should implement this at schools too
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    • I’ve jacked once (in private) at every job I’ve ever held. It’s a weird territory where I’m not fully comfortable until I do.
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    • NSFW not safe for work
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    • Of course it's a 2d woman, fucking weebs.
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    • This is literally the though process of a liberal daily on trumps America. They can’t function lol
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    • Should I masturbate rn
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    • At work, this chick I actually kinda had a crush on, and was really hot, started talking about this almost sex experience a while back, and she described it so well, I just had to get someone to cover for me so I could go to the bathroom and jack off
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    • fuckers who do the sex with other people in the house are gross and deserve to be humiliated
      tinsels 6 jul
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    • How about blubby breaks
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    • Surprisingly the first one was written by a girl and the second one was written by a dude
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    • All bathroom breaks ARE potention masterbation breaks!
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    • I mean if I gotta rub one out.. I gotta rub one out.
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    • Not many places i havent fapped at
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    • When your classmate forgets what the PowerPoint is about
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    • Caption was funny. Ill be damned..
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    • imean sure why not
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    • Hey what’s goin on in ur cubicle oh wait wtf
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    • Masterbating?
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    • Were all going to act like we haven't seen weird shit in the work bathroom.
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    • At least it gives us two sides of it
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    • I had a friend i worked with and he did body building/ modeling. He got cought jacking it off in the bathroom and got fired. Btw he was a server.
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    • I masturbate in the blue houses on the jobsite
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    • Who the fuck uses a period when telling time
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