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    • “Babe, it’s 4pm, time for your gel flattening!”
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    • To be fair she is stronger
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    • its not really simping if they are married
      RavenEAP 25 jul
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    • She litterally drops slime bath water. It’s an intentional joke
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    • Slime king definitely gets pegged with at least an 8'er strapon
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    • Vibe check!
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    • nutsucka 25 jul
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    • You know there’s a word for a monarchy when the queen always has more power than the king but I forgot what it was and google is shit so here’s my comment
      Tynneside 25 jul
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    • I’d fuck a slime girl
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    • Shagon 25 jul
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    • But it’s slime love and that’s adorable pls no be mean he only loves his boo
      Rope_bun 25 jul
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    • What a friggin simp am i right guys??? Hahahhahaghaha
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    • What game is this?
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    • So does the existence of queen slime destroy the theory that the slimes originated from moon lords blood?
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    • She’s probably the heir to the throne.
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    • Hahahaha imagine wanting to fuck a slime jahahhahhhhahhaaha. 😓
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    • Can't wait till 1.4.1 adds the item that summons both at once
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    • Imagine a timeline where ugandan knuckles and simp came into popularity at the same time
      Noah4675 25 jul
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    • The word simp is dead
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    • Slimp
      Oceannaut 26 jul
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    • Holy shit is summoner impossible, the summons are retarded and the whips dont even have good range with the range prefix. Summoner needs WAY much more love.
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    • Damn they straight up stole slimes from dragon quest
      apickle72 25 jul
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    • The slime pets are so fucking cute
      MuchDogey 26 jul
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    • God I hate that word
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    • You can get gamer girl gell from the quenn
      Smallpp3 25 jul
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    • Have you considered that the prince married into the royal family and the princess could easily have him kilIed due to her being the actual member of royal lineage
      Nokraz 25 jul
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    • If they both nut to it, who are we to get in the way?
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    • Slimey simp
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    • First born takes the throne
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    • They are the prince and princess, not the king and queen. He just loves his sister.
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    • God i wish i could have a slime gal gf
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    • Slimp
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    • Fucking finally, a feature! All porn and spam will be deleted. You’re welcome.
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    • Man you retards are never gonna get married
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    • Who knew slimes had a matriarchal society.
      Masumii 25 jul
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    • If only Reddit didn’t teach us the word “Simp”
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    • He probably married into the royal bloodline through her
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    • Slimes are not human, female slimes are better for tactical thinking while males are stronger and more resistant. This model uses both strengths to cover the others weaknesses.
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    • Well if you think about it, it always seems to be the queen who has more charge then the king even tho the king is suppose to have the higher authority, but then again she’s more difficult and has wings so
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    • That’s way he’s not a king
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    • pogodemon 25 jul
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    • Wait is this new? What happened to slime king/queen?
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    • I can’t wait for 1.4 on console
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    • I really hope re-logic combines these two into a single pet slot to have them together at once
      VaughnM 25 jul
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    • Simp prince
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    • I love the prince slime, favorite pet
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    • Trash meme
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    • Close, very close. You're almost getting the actual definition correct.
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    • Maybe she's the royal family's heir and he's just a married-in nobleman's son
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    • This slimp.
      Fopicom 25 jul
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    • Sussy
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    • Matriarchy
      Fib_Chan 25 jul
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    • It's kinda cute tho
      Diglette 25 jul
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    • I'm literally playing Terraria right now
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    • I mean a lot of animal societies are matriarchs so it could just be how is species is
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    • Rimuru don’t become a simp
      MyNameCam 25 jul
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    • Happy wife happy life
      BigNlbba5 25 jul
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    • She was his queen, and god help anyone who hurt his queen
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    • Congrats on the feature, dude!
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    • Slimp*
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    • A simp is someone who gives an unhealthy amount of admiration towards someone who does not like them back or doesn't know about their obsession. People who are dating or married cannot be simps for each other
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    • Is that a Doctor Who reference?!?!
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    • when no slime princess gf
      m1keeee 28 jul
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    • Slimp
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    • Y’all don’t know what simp means you can’t be a simp To someone your in a relationship with unless they refuse to have sex with you and are using you
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    • “Im doing stuff.” “I am stuff”
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    • Honey, where is my supersuit?
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    • Slimp
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    • How much u wanna bet the person who posted this is in 3rd grade calling everyone a simp bc they a pathetic
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    • I follow any commands my wife, her boyfriend, or her onlyfans give me
      simphubby 27 jul
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    • Jokes on you, shes a literal queen. I.e, a higher authority
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    • You know I hear a lot of hate for simpimg however bell delphines condoms and bath water sold out so I think some of you mofos are lying
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    • Bro, spoilers for console only peeps
      NotASpy 27 jul
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    • That's his sister
      GodofLore 27 jul
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    • Hmmm
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    • Are those part of the new update? all I've beaten is slime king
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    • He's not simping he's just married.
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    • LordPopo 26 jul
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    • If you wouldn’t have sex with a slime chica you’re a lying piece of shit
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    • if you don't wanna be a virgin anymore, hold the door open for a girl and pay for the dinner, and stop acting like men are oppressed because of this reason. yal never gonna get any pussy
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    • I thought of Adventure Time’s slime princess
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    • A slimp if you will
      JackMeHof 26 jul
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    • Since when were there slime prince and princesses in terraria? This is terraria right?
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    • If he a happy boi then why would it matter what you call him?
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    • Haha guy likes girl he a simp haha funny
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