Have you ever tried to
eat a clock?
very time
Fe
ElMundo ElMundo
22 sep 2020
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? very time Fe
DID YOU KNOW?
Al Capone started one of America's first soup kitchens during the Great Depression. By 1931, The Chicago
Tribune reported that the Capone Free Soup Kitchen served over 120,000 meals every single day. Many
Chicagoans credit Capone with doing more for the poor than the federal government.
nervousari
5 oct 2020
DID YOU KNOW? Al Capone started one of America's first soup kitchens during the Great Depression. By 1931, The Chicago Tribune reported that the Capone Free Soup Kitchen served over 120,000 meals every single day. Many Chicagoans credit Capone with doing more for the poor than the federal government.
Beards make you hotter. This is science.
And mustaches make you creepier. That is also science.
Useeeeernaaaame Useeeeernaaaame
7 oct 2020
Beards make you hotter. This is science. And mustaches make you creepier. That is also science.
when you order 5 Wendy's
Classic Triple meals and the guy asks if you're having a party
How dare you?
wildghost68 wildghost68
23 mar
when you order 5 Wendy's Classic Triple meals and the guy asks if you're having a party How dare you?
When mom takes away my fidget spinner
The Reason I Have A Pistol.
Kleinon Kleinon
18 feb
When mom takes away my fidget spinner The Reason I Have A Pistol.
Don't know what it says, but yes, I'll buy it!
ANA Hape3sKku
pe3b6bl
Don't know what it says, but yes, I'll buy it! ANA Hape3sKku pe3b6bl
When you open the trashcan lid on a really hot summer day
CountessBathory CountessBathory
24 feb
When you open the trashcan lid on a really hot summer day
Fucking stop quoting Star Wars the movies suck
It's treason then.
olin
AHOAo iAaD
It is only natural
ScarabTrooper ScarabTrooper
28 sep 2020
Fucking stop quoting Star Wars the movies suck It's treason then. olin AHOAo iAaD It is only natural
Chase Stout
@ChaserStout
When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat."
Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins
Featured @will_ent
Tigrea1020 Tigrea1020
25 sep 2020
Chase Stout @ChaserStout When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat." Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins Featured @will_ent
InFamouzCzr InFamouzCzr
23 sep 2020
Surveillance recorded the entire process. (told courtier will be here before I left
I copied my project from Wikipedia
PM
To protect from plagiarism, I then deleted that section from Wikipedia.
PM
rare
Modern problems require modern solutions
MichaelangeloDaVinci MichaelangeloDaVinci
28 dec 2020
I copied my project from Wikipedia PM To protect from plagiarism, I then deleted that section from Wikipedia. PM rare Modern problems require modern solutions
Former US President Calvin Coolidge enjoyed
"buzzing for his bodyguards and then hiding under his desk as they frantically searched for him"
SpareParts SpareParts
16 nov 2020
Former US President Calvin Coolidge enjoyed "buzzing for his bodyguards and then hiding under his desk as they frantically searched for him"
DID YOU JUST POO?
THINK YOU JUST POG POOD
VikoThePirate VikoThePirate
23 mar
DID YOU JUST POO? THINK YOU JUST POG POOD
Sefior Serpantine
Wow this is beautiful
I could create this look for you in about
5-10 minutes
CrazyAboutYou CrazyAboutYou
5 oct 2020
Sefior Serpantine Wow this is beautiful I could create this look for you in about 5-10 minutes
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito
whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
Lowrider Lowrider
3 jan 2021
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
lay.
indy Aurum Cosplay.
led it
Na
lay. indy Aurum Cosplay. led it Na
When someone says: OMG, girl.
You look just like your dad!
BoyGenius BoyGenius
29 oct 2020
When someone says: OMG, girl. You look just like your dad!
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞
AjayChe AjayChe
25 sep 2020
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞