Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence
awful_oilyrHumor awful_oilyrHumor
13 mar
Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence
Pov: you see me walk in Dollar
General after that stimmy hits.
EN
B4UShout B4UShout
16 mar
Pov: you see me walk in Dollar General after that stimmy hits. EN
Everyone going to prom:
*wears a nice suit and dress*
That one kid:
Everyone going to prom: *wears a nice suit and dress* That one kid:
Just in case you forgot why there is a three day weekend coming up.
Just in case you forgot why there is a three day weekend coming up.
So... bought a facemask headwrap thing from walmart.
As sit here looking like a giant uncircumcised penis, I am regretting my purchase.
OfficialJohnnyFK OfficialJohnnyFK
18 jan 2021
So... bought a facemask headwrap thing from walmart. As sit here looking like a giant uncircumcised penis, I am regretting my purchase.
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine.
You may be a victim of software
counterfeiting.
Me:
am not in danger, Microsoft,
I am the danger.
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine. You may be a victim of software counterfeiting. Me: am not in danger, Microsoft, I am the danger.
All i want for christmas is for my dog to carry his bone correctly
fucked_ham fucked_ham
22 sep 2020
All i want for christmas is for my dog to carry his bone correctly
When you're stuck in a traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you
When you're stuck in a traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies*
Other caveman:
it
My ab vt
fragmentofme fragmentofme
7 jan 2021
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies* Other caveman: it My ab vt
When your Mom buys off brand cereal
When your Mom buys off brand cereal
I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS TREND
wtf_no wtf_no
25 sep 2020
I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS TREND
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love
Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been
Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago
+ SEE MORE: LOCAL
The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with
two accent pillows.
BrysonTiller BrysonTiller
31 dec 2020
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago + SEE MORE: LOCAL The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with two accent pillows.
"female character cuts her own hair ina dirty mirror with a hunting knife* her hair the next scene:
Trail_Blazer_ Trail_Blazer_
28 jan 2021
"female character cuts her own hair ina dirty mirror with a hunting knife* her hair the next scene:
When you're trying to Netflix and chill but David Attenborough is talking about the endangered turtles
Arsene Arsene
9 oct 2020
When you're trying to Netflix and chill but David Attenborough is talking about the endangered turtles
A MAN DRESSED AS JOKER IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR IN JAPAN
2ba3 2ba3
12 mar
A MAN DRESSED AS JOKER IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR IN JAPAN
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco
Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT
Taco Bell
Don't threaten me with a good time
SturdyTree SturdyTree
8 oct 2020
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT Taco Bell Don't threaten me with a good time
So my parents are getting a divorce
I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG
Seen
SublimeFan SublimeFan
20 jan 2021
So my parents are getting a divorce I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG Seen
my liver watching me take a sip of water
my liver watching me take a sip of water