HAVE THREE OPENINGS
~ TKNOW
HAVE THREE OPENINGS ~ TKNOW
McDonalds:
Adds self-order machines
Introverts:
faplessing from the
ChuckyCoupons ChuckyCoupons
26 feb
McDonalds: Adds self-order machines Introverts: faplessing from the
POLICE THREATENED IRAQI PROTESTERS WITH DOGS - THEY THREATENED BACK WITH A LION
Up
Demeanor Demeanor
30 sep 2020
POLICE THREATENED IRAQI PROTESTERS WITH DOGS - THEY THREATENED BACK WITH A LION Up
Houston42 Houston42
26 sep 2020
Hey bro what music do you listen to to hype yourself up? Me an intellectual:
SOME STATISTICS:
100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
TishaJioner TishaJioner
3 mar
SOME STATISTICS: 100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
Me after spraying the spider in the corner with bug killer.
SpareParts SpareParts
14 oct 2020
Me after spraying the spider in the corner with bug killer.
When re getting a package and
When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
Tabby Tabby
20 sep 2020
When re getting a package and When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
You thiak
I can do this
I all day, you poofy
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
24 sep 2020
You thiak I can do this I all day, you poofy
Me: "barks back at my dog*
My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her:
PINEY
Pixey Pixey
22 may
Me: "barks back at my dog* My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her: PINEY
if a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. follow the doc and you'll get a free purse or wallet
Me realising I'dals
get house a family
another dog, a new ID also and, if he's Marrj
jajsjsjdj
23 sep 2020
if a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. follow the doc and you'll get a free purse or wallet Me realising I'dals get house a family another dog, a new ID also and, if he's Marrj
Tee Grizzley: "Blue beam on that choppa Kamehameha
I throw them dragon balls at you like
I'm Kakarot"
Goku:
55555666666
26 sep 2020
Tee Grizzley: "Blue beam on that choppa Kamehameha I throw them dragon balls at you like I'm Kakarot" Goku:
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
RickyTeal RickyTeal
27 may
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
I'm not sure who this woman is
but apparently she knows you
orchid80 orchid80
8 apr
I'm not sure who this woman is but apparently she knows you
When you get home and you and your dog see each other
sliced_ankle sliced_ankle
23 sep 2020
When you get home and you and your dog see each other
This man is living the dream. Relaxing with a hot companion while getting a nice cold beer. Too bad that is is all a dream. It could be a real if it was not for that damn Godzilla.
grandmasbootycheeks4 grandmasbootycheeks4
19 dec 2020
This man is living the dream. Relaxing with a hot companion while getting a nice cold beer. Too bad that is is all a dream. It could be a real if it was not for that damn Godzilla.
Widow: stop saying that
Schrodinger: but he might be
notsoswift notsoswift
19 nov 2020
Widow: stop saying that Schrodinger: but he might be
U.S Government: We given you S600
Me: you said $1200
U.s Government:
I said we given you
just_a_little_sus just_a_little_sus
23 dec 2020
U.S Government: We given you S600 Me: you said $1200 U.s Government: I said we given you
WILL FIND THE CENTER IN YOU
ea
WILL CHEW IT UP AND LEAVE
PsychoBilly46 PsychoBilly46
30 oct 2020
WILL FIND THE CENTER IN YOU ea WILL CHEW IT UP AND LEAVE