• >Have lifelong childhood best
friend who is a girl
>We swear 100% never to be
boyfriend and girlfriend
>Come 18 we're fucking like
rabbits
>Married her at 25.
>>96983342 É
Anonymous 11/22/17(Wed)15:10:37 No.9698334
How does happiness feel anon? Care to
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    • this nigga an anime protagonist
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    • Dude’s out here being living the life of a main character and I’m over here not even in the show
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    • TFW no childhood friend to marry
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    • Mf really the main character
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    • This makes me suicidal
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    • Im now dating the girl of my dreams and we have been friends since fifth grade I touched a boob for the first time and squeezed it and said honk
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    • imagine never interacting with girls as a child because you had no sisters and no cousins so as you grow up girls make you nervous because you dont know how to talk to them and then growing up staying that scared and living alone for 30 years. that would be funny right?
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    • Ha... imagine ever finding love......
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    • Jesus, I see what you have done for other people, and i want that for me
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    • Started dating my childhood bestfriend about a month ago and its genuinely one of the best things that's ever happened in my life, theres hope for everyone
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    • I wish I had a childhood sweetheart. Being homeschooled does that to ya
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    • Premarital sex? I think I'm gonna be sick
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    • I just asked out the girl who i’ve known since we were kids, i’m 18 and she’s 19. Didn’t even give me an answer, kinda just ignored me. Feels bad
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    • A little less than a month ago I got back in touch with one of my best friends from middle school. She's one of the kindest and smartest people I know. I honestly really would like to start a relationship with her, I'm not entirely sure she's not in a lesbianic relationship with her friend.
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    • Mans a main character and I’m just side character who the animators didn’t care enough about to make even blink
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    • *chair clattering*
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    • Its okay if you're alone. Use your loneliness to motivate yourself into becoming a more interesting person. And then you'll be turning people down who want a hollow relationship because you're actually proud of what a developed person you've become. The confidence to not settle is a wonderful thing
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    • I did this. She broke up with me for someone else and I lost my best friend and girlfriend in one day. Life’s hard.
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    • currently lying in bed with my new wife on our honeymoon in denver :)
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    • This girl who I’ve been friends with since 3rd grade. I’ve always had a crush on her. I finally asked her out in 8th grade after we had been spending every day together for months but she rejected me since she wasn’t allowed to date until high school. I ended up moving a few months later. Never-
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    • >tfw you’re not a slice of life rom/com anime protagonist
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    • I beat the system. Because you can’t marry your childhood best friend if you never had any friends as a kid.
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    • Never had a childhood friend who was a girl growing up. I stuck with fictional characters, and now I’m into tomboys. Missed out on the best time to have a no-cringe crush and then basically chose the hardest category of girls: Christian tomboys who like to play vidya gaem
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    • I think I just realized that level of happiness is literally unattainable for me.
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    • I had a childhood bestfriend i met at 2nd grade. From the moment i saw her i had an immediate crush on her. Of course, even at 2nd grade i would never have the guts to tell her but we made great friends. Found out we were neighbors so family offered her a ride so we would always go home together(1)
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    • I had a girl who liked me, we sat together and coloured the same colours on art, and she kissed me and we got in trouble, later on I changed schools because a new one was closer to my home, well in grade 12 prom which was last year, out of all the people she was my date, she had a boyfriend but she
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    • Had a female best friend all through high school. Thought she was way out of my league so I didn’t even try. Come this January when I got dumped by my partner of three years and that same month we confessed our feelings for each other. After six years of hidden feelings (1/2)
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    • Me and a girl got together freshman year. We clicked perfectly. Broke up before christmas. I was called for assault on another girl. Went to some dude for help. He said no. She ended up dating this dude. Obviously, i hated him. Few months later, ive moved on and am dating another girl. Shes (1/2)
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    • I was talking to this girl and we hit it off right away. Everything seemed to be going good and we were planning on hanging out this weekend before our state closes down again. But 4 days ago she stopped talking to me out of the blue and left me on read
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    • HaHa i wish
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    • Met a Girl on Xbox through a friend, knew her for years. I had always had a crush on her but never said anything because I dunno. We had began talking and getting to know each other. She started hitting on me because she didn't think I had feeling for her, and i did. Long story short we hooked up(1)
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    • I got with a childhood friend of Abt 7yrs, it was super awkward and we broke up. But now there is so much fucking sexual tension and I don't know what to do, like she legit teases me but I don't act on it. I'm missing the cavalcade of chances she is throwing me... ;(
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    • Premarital thinking about a girl gross 🤮🤮🤢🤮🤢🤢
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    • Premarital sex? CRINGE 🤮
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    • I’m set to marry my childhood best friend. She’s the love of my life and I wish we had started going out years ago.
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    • New a girli was friends with all of MS and HS, until senior year after i asked her out she rejected me for some jock, then when i told her the jock has been dating some other girl all HS she cried. She only new the jock for like 3 months and he didnt even know her existence, and she CRIED over him.
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    • Goddammit that's the dream. I say that and I have a female childhood friend but at the end of the day, we both act like siblings with each other but I wish I had something like this
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    • Just had surgery for some bullshit that could've been avoided. Only 4 years on this planet that haven't been absolute shit. Im glad some niggas are having a good go at it.
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    • Currently dating my childhood friend, probably the best kind of love is being best friends first.
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    • Unironically wish I had this. Would be so much cooler to date a girl you've been friends with all your life, so much more trust and you'd know eachother so well. Fuck having to try and get to know strangers every time you start over
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    • 4chan>Reddit
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    • This guy is living the dream. I wish I could just hold my girls hand for a few days, and talk about every thing I want to do with her. It breaks my heart every time I remember that she's in Cali and I'm here in Minnesota, both of us lonely and waiting for a chance. I love you Kacy.
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    • You got wife zoned
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    • Can’t marry a childhood best friend if you never had any friends as a kid.
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    • So I kind of have a cool relationship story. Basically I am a girl, dated a girl in high school and continues dating after grad. One of my best friends disowns us, she is in love with “John”. Two years after grad we meet a girl who just moved to my town for work, 21 no friends or family here. 1/?
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    • Strickly platonic relationships between men and women aren't possible. If you're a man, you know you think about fucking all your female friends. If you're a woman, you know it too, and if you don't, you're retarded.
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    • One of my closest friends who I had feelings for for a year and a half dumped her boyfriend and told me she liked me right before corona. I was on top of the world, best few months of my life. Then when I thought everything was going great she said she wanted to take a break because corona was(1/2)
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    • My best friend and I had feelings for each other the moment we met but didn’t tell each other. I had a girlfriend and my best friend was single. Then my best friend got a boyfriend and I was single. Then by some miracle 2 entire years later, we’re sitting in her car and she just looks at me and goes
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    • I moved around every few years as a kid, never had a childhood best friend
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    • My next door neighbor was a girl my age and we became fast friends. We’d sit on different sides of our fence to talk and play video games on our DS’. One day her house burned down and she had to move away. I never got her contact information because we were both still young
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    • I had a childhood friend that was a girl. She just got super fat and ugly though. So I just kept her as a friend.
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    • Best friend sex is out of this world. It’s like you already knew what they were into
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    • I met my best friend when I was 18 (21 now). She's the best person in the world and even if we don't become more than best friends I'm happy with that
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    • I had a girl childhood friend who I was super close to but we grew apart and we basically stopped interacting over the course of 7/8th grade, it's been like 6 years and still kinda makes me upset because I'd occasionally see her because our moms are friends
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    • Oh boy here I go crying again
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    • Exactly how it went for me minus the f*cking and the married part.
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    • Seeing feelgood stuff like this always makes me want to die. I know ill never feel happy like this and it hurts so much.
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    • sad to watch someone else live your dream, ive moved schools 5 times so friend's aren't a thing I keep very long
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    • Have you ever talked to your crush about their crush and gave them advice?
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    • I dated one of my best friends for about 7 months, she just had a lot of mental health issues and I didn't know how to help her so in the end we both just felt really bad about not being able to make the other one feel better so we decided to stop but we managed to stay friends after...
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    • imagine.
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    • That’d be nice
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    • My ex and I broke up about a month ago. I'm trying to move on but damn it hurts so much sometimes I miss her allot and I really miss having her as a friend. We dated for 3 years and even when we argument I was always happy with her. Now I just feel an emptyness inside me.
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    • IT SHOUDLVE BEEN ME IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME IT SHOUDLVE BEEN ME IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME IT SHOUDLVE BEEN ME IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME IT SHOUDLVE BEEN ME IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME IT SHOUDLVE BEEN ME IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME
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    • Guys are we gonna die alone
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    • Met a guy at 15. We clicked and instantly became best friends. All through high school we helped each other through our relationship problems. Never once have I had any romantic feelings towards him. He was just my best friend. The thought of even kissing him was so foreign to me. He went away to(1)
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    • I could’ve had a female childhood friend. A girl really liked me in kindergarten and would always it with me on the bus. I can vaguely remember her hugging me a few times. But then I had to move. The only other time I was close with a girl was 5th grade. We fell out of contact in the summer and when
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    • Mine left me after 3 years. Happiness never to be returned.
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    • I'm kiIIing myself
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    • I’m about to meet up with my oldest childhood friend, we’ve been into each other for a few years now but she lives two states away. Feels good to know we might act like rabbits this week :)
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    • Me and my boyfriend knew each other all through high school, got together when we were 17, now we're 21, could not be happier 😁
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    • 4chan really do be the new hallmark huh
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    • Him at 18
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    • My ex and I were friends when we broke up and it was good for a couple years, then when she entered my college she asked to just be acquaintances, meaning just don’t talk to each other, then she starts dating a teacher that she’d been talking to since before she was 17 from her HS, shits dumb
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    • I had a thing for my best friend for the last 3 years and at first I convinced myself I never had a chance. But a while ago things started to change, we were always cuddling and just generally very close, we did everything together. I was starting to go mad keeping my feelings bottled up so I (1/2)
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    • I used to be best friends with a girl i new since birth practically. We were born 1 month apart. I never thought about dating her until 6th grade but i didnt want to ruin the friendship so i didnt ask her out till 9th grade she friend zoned me and now i wouldnt even call her a friend anymore
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    • I've moved states and countries way too much to have a lifelong childhood friend
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    • After years of thinking neither of us were interested in each other, finally started dating my childhood best friend. Our 3 year anniversary is three days from now and it’s possibly the best relationship I could ever ask for.
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    • Seeing stuff like this makes me happy and sad. Sad because I fear being alone forever and I want to find the right one. But happy that someone has found who they love and cherish for the rest of their lives
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    • What a loser getting a stable healthy relationship and trusting and loving a woman that feels the same way you do an not be an antisocial piece of shit like me LOSER...*sobs*
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    • Quit reminding me that I'm not happy or loved. . Jesus fuck man I just want day or even just 1 hour
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    • He is the reason for my sorrow...fuckin' main characters taking all the bitches and shit...
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    • Had a best friend growing up n we got together but now she hates me and I can't bring myself to give two shits about her
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    • 80% of my close friends are girls and it’s VERY STRANGE BC SOMETIMES THEY FLIRT WITH ME AND MY BRAIN IS MADE OF DISH WATER and can’t pick up on flirting for my life unless I’m told “hey you absolute boneless seagull goblin they’re flirting with you” and it’s ALARMING
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    • People really out here living my dreams smh
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    • Imagine sex before marriage ew
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    • wanna switch shows? mines mostly misadventures that come around to bite me in the ass like a fucking sit com
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    • I have accepted the fact that I’ll die alone in a ditch somewhere. There’s no hope for me finding love in anyone else. I have gun but I’m such a coward I can’t pull the trigger...it’s all that’s keeping me from ending it.
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    • My aunt and uncle were kinda like that, started dating at 14 after growing up together
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    • found out me and my best friend have been in love with each other for the past 5 years, and now we've been dating for 4 months and plan to move in together when we finish college c:
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    • If other people are going to be the protagonist, then I’ll just be the villain! Get myself an evil villain gf.
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    • Maybe...IFunny sees were all lonely and decides to feature porn so we feel better
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    • Did he just say “fucking like rabbits” because if so WHAT
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