hate when people confuse education with intelligence.
You can have a Bachelor's degree and still be an idiot.
hate when people confuse education with intelligence. You can have a Bachelor's degree and still be an idiot.
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
Funnydudehaha
22 feb
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
Took a photo of the only other dude in the theater, forgot my flash was on.
IronManLOHH IronManLOHH
7 apr
Took a photo of the only other dude in the theater, forgot my flash was on.
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2
THIS WOULD BREAK
BOK OFFICE
snoopyWrldwtf_90s snoopyWrldwtf_90s
20 oct 2020
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2 THIS WOULD BREAK BOK OFFICE
Me: *wanting to get on playground*
Random kid out of nowhere:
Random kid
SLIMJESUS2 SLIMJESUS2
10d
Me: *wanting to get on playground* Random kid out of nowhere: Random kid
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
nuzzles nuzzles
25 sep 2020
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
What if told I you
You were so distracted, you read the top line wrong.
cursedChowdaexe512 cursedChowdaexe512
29 oct 2020
What if told I you You were so distracted, you read the top line wrong.
when you order 5 Wendy's
Classic Triple meals and the guy asks if you're having a party
How dare you?
wildghost68 wildghost68
23 mar
when you order 5 Wendy's Classic Triple meals and the guy asks if you're having a party How dare you?
Guys like this will definitely do cocaine off your butthole
Guys like this will definitely do cocaine off your butthole
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous.
Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
dumnull dumnull
6 nov 2020
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous. Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Me: I'm a Calot person.
Friend: A what?
Me:
Warlord_Of_Mars Warlord_Of_Mars
23 sep 2020
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: I'm a Calot person. Friend: A what? Me:
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it .
mamaHen mamaHen
10 oct 2020
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it .
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink
When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
K_otic1
24 sep 2020
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
No one:
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
al
UselessOpinion UselessOpinion
26 apr
No one: People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands: al
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Beards make you hotter. This is science.
And mustaches make you creepier. That is also science.
Useeeeernaaaame Useeeeernaaaame
7 oct 2020
Beards make you hotter. This is science. And mustaches make you creepier. That is also science.