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    • The chicken once it hatches
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    • Reminded me of a YouTube channel called “A Chick named Albert”
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    • Then the feeling when you get a chicken egg that spawns four
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    • My dog just had puppies, and my mom said I could have one. I’m thinking about naming it Aries. Any other name suggestions?
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    • I am Boatman
      Boat_Man 18 jun
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    • This bitch empty, YEET!
      _Calvin_ 18 jun
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    • Prezz_ 18 jun
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    • Chao garden be like
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    • STOP WITH THE PORN
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    • Schrodinger's Egg. Is it unfertilized so it can make a cake? Or is it fertilized so it can release a chick? It exists in both states at once, only settling on one when that shell is cracked.
      Mal2003 18 jun
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    • Hatching eggs in the Chao Garden
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    • Hatching Chao eggs in SA2
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    • How do in minecraft?
      valdania 18 jun
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    • Gibby destroys eggs with his mine
      RealGibby 18 jun
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    • Don’t forget the choa garden
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    • Yo come play Minecraft on the ifunny server.
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    • I did that except with my human child
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    • Fetus go yeetus
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    • Vons 18 jun
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    • Hatching eggs in the Chao garden in Sonic Adventure 2
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    • hatching eggs in the chao garden
      b1chslap 18 jun
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    • Y E E T !
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    • Phexal 18 jun
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    • Yeet the chicken
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    • Here, lemme jus chuck this egg at something and see if a chick will pop out
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    • Eh close enough. Chickens fighting and eggs hatching
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    • Wow it’s almost like it’s a video game
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    • nunget 18 jun
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    • I am the fifth comment
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    • Kinda wish they had an "incubator" which would give a chick 100% of the time.
      oFTo 21 jun
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    • Lul true
      KhamuI 21 jun
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    • that’s how you do it??
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    • Either way works
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    • Time to !HATCH! *throws egg* *no chick*
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    • Gotta yeet that thing across your map or it just isn’t that exciting
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    • When I was 5 I played MC. With my dad and he was teaching me stuff, I liked survival and my dad showed me how to get a chicken... a day later he woke up to eggs in the floor... I’m still ashamed of myself
      eckoTeh 20 jun
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    • Kobe
      SCP_507 19 jun
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    • My aunt had once hatched and raise chickens of her own. The baby chicks were so adorable...
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    • I used to try to incubate them. Would make whole lava + glass enclosures so that they were warm and not hot
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    • I helped a chick hatch in my coop the other week. It was a miracle honestly. He's still going strong!
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    • I was always told that some women yeet babies during labor. I was that case.......the memories of "cracking" open.... terrifying
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    • Henry
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    • Yeah...minecraft is for big gheys
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    • DoughnutVan
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      DoughnutVan 18 jun
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    • When I saw that tray I thought it was that one grinder on youtube
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    • hatching eggs in ark is e a r r a p e for 8 hours
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    • How do I hatch one of those? Respond quick I’ll do it rn
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    • Kobe!
      no777 18 jun
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    • I always make an autochicken machine. Set up sorting with hoppers, filter the eggs up to a dropper aiming at a block above a small enclosure, set to auto fire. Filter chickens to a furnace and voila. Infinite chickens.
      Malfetes 18 jun
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    • It is scary making an exp farm especially a skeleton one
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    • You know what smells good, diesel fuel and freshly cut grass
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    • HAHA MINECRAFT! GET IT? LAUGH
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    • Guys. We helped an egg hatch a couple days ago. My brother names the chick Moe. He sadly passed away yesterday. :(
      moai_hed 18 jun
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    • Or Minecraft Modded
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    • What if minecraft actually made you incubate the eggs?? I think that might be pretty cool.
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    • I yeet the eggs at the chickens, just like how I do in Minecraft
      Tshoot 18 jun
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    • Yeetus the Fetus
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    • Chicken farm tip: the main paddock should be made of half-slabs with hoppers underneath that all connect to a chest.
      Kewlosh 18 jun
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    • In hindsight throwing them is probably why there is a 1 in 16 or someshit
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    • I got to hatch chicks in 3rd grade
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    • Pelt the chickens with their own eggs to make more chickens
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    • Got to YEET dem eggs!
      Dracmus 18 jun
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    • Quick 1 question survey : are you aware that in Minecraft throwing an egg at an entity substantially raises the odds of it hatching ?
      hamer51 18 jun
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    • Probably why 90% of them don’t survive
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    • I just had some chicks hatch about a week ago
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    • In third grade we did this as a class per project they all murdered each other
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    • Hey, that's me!
      stallin_ 18 jun
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    • I threw an egg once and 4 chickens came out it that a rare thing
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    • You can breed chicken with seeds and they’ll birth a chick, no egg
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    • Id love for them to add a way to hatch eggs in a nest and you have to monitor them and put them by heat or something
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    • Chicken....
      Ayooooooo 18 jun
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    • Anyone have that drawing of the lady yeeting the baby? This reminded me of that
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    • Chickens have live birth and eggs...
      RIPTI 18 jun
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    • So THATS why i could never hatch an egg
      AEOEU 18 jun
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    • Hatching eggs ark
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    • But u throw them at the ground full force
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    • I have 6 quail eggs incubating rn. I hear them scratching. they will hatch in a few days
      Affect 18 jun
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    • Hatching eggs in Sonic Adventure
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    • meme_warz 18 jun
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    • Actually that would be a neat update an incubator to hatch every egg
      dgod 18 jun
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    • I've always wondered but have always been too lazy. If you drop an egg on the ground (like drop the item) will it have a chance of hatching?
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    • Kobe???
      bigd1997 18 jun
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    • Think about this, an incubator in Minecraft, you can put eggs in it to make chickens
      cherzerd 18 jun
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    • Man if only I had a Minecraft server I could play on, I'm bored as fuck dude
      Chad_Cell 18 jun
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    • Hatching eggs in ARK: *200 campfires intensifies*
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    • Then the one chicken that decided not to move gets pegged with 50 eggs in a row
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    • I always wondered why there wasn’t a system for if you left the egg on the ground long enough that it would just eventually hatch, where throwing it is a cheap weapon but only has a tiny chance of spawning a chicken
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    • What a crop
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    • 15 percent chance of it hatching though which is even more innacurate
      CrazyCray 18 jun
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    • Wtf I have never seen a fertilized egg that white I don't even think that's possible
      tcecil219 18 jun
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