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    • TitoEH 24 jul
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    • I guess he took “posting” jokes to a new level
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    • Some assassins do have a whole ass wagon tbh
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    • *nose exhale*
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    • You look at Ezio and tell me he wasn’t double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon.
      YourGuyCy 24 jul
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    • Just applied for my first job? (I’m 14) Wish me luck boys!
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    • I really thought the second butt was the butt of the gun they use
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    • Hahaha, I laughed.
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    • What has little life left and burried a bag of cash in sw Virginia. Not my broke ass keep walkin
      epic_wind 24 jul
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    • Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here?
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    • Wasnt this joke in Venture Bros?
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    • Wouldn’t it be three? Two in the name and one on the body
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    • Reminds me of the weird labstory in the second South Park game where they gave people/animals extra butts
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    • Hahah it’s funny cause I get it
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    • Today I shall bless you with my wisdom. Buy the extra lettuce big mac.
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    • No
      Oshawatt 24 jul
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    • “I will spread your cheeks so hard your entire digestive system will prolapse”
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    • so many staples
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    • An assassin, there eternal sadness, and there bottom
      Loxy_Lala 26 jul
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    • Damn my first feature boys! Thank you!
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    • Altair's hay wagon of an ass do got me acting tho
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    • 3*
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    • The ultimate assassin
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    • I’m going to use that
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    • *raughs*
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    • I was gonna say cigarettes but it doesnt even make sense
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      _Whatup_ 24 jul
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    • Ok? I don't get it
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    • What has two butts and took the kids? Kyle and that bitch Karen
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    • They're just counting both cheeks
      jstarks21 26 jul
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    • Haha okay
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    • Wouldn’t they technically have three
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    • Have you seen the glutes on an assassin?
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    • Real life shit posting
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    • That tree is going to die from all those staples
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    • SwoleDoge 26 jul
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    • Ass-ass-in
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    • Anyone else have those poles in their neighborhoods with too many staples
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    • Why is it stapled to a powerline
      weemack 26 jul
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    • How did he miss with the stapler so many times
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    • I was thinking someone named ass face
      Lightfoe 26 jul
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    • i thought those were optional answers
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    • Fuck, how many missing animals have been slapped into that thing?
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    • I dont get it is it the butt of a gun?
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    • My 1st teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up and I said assassin right to her face just bc I wanted to say ass without getting in trouble but I got sent to the office anyway
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    • I don’t get it hlep
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    • Isn't that 3 butts
      DeChads 25 jul
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    • A cigarette... The back end of the cigarette and the ass thats smoking it :)
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    • Evie a baddy tho
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    • I'm surprised that the guy that posted this wasn't a gay lord and put "Hazza a man of quality!" Or some crap
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    • The bubble dude from Spongebob
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    • Took me a sec
      FERTNITE 24 jul
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    • Or just an ass (donkey for illiterate ppl)
      Twist 24 jul
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    • Double entendre (sp?)
      Gravinaut 24 jul
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    • a pack of cigarettes with 2 cigarettes left
      ThomasFS 24 jul
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    • We should start putting memes on the posts around cities
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    • All them staples around it tho
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    • I would laugh if it were funny
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    • “You can’t have Assassin without Sin and twice the Ass” -Deadpool
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    • Why is there so many staples in that post
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