Happy St. Patrick Stewarts Day
Happy St. Patrick Stewarts Day
Me trying to protect my mental health during the pandemic
Miknoonl Miknoonl
3 feb
Me trying to protect my mental health during the pandemic
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
MacksDad2018 MacksDad2018
11 feb
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
POV: You ask Jesus for ice cream but he reminds
you of your sins
POV: You ask Jesus for ice cream but he reminds you of your sins
tylerchokely:
shaquille, don't feel
Retake_the_Holyland Retake_the_Holyland
17 dec 2020
tylerchokely: shaquille, don't feel
I hate it when
hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor
i hate it when my dog
RR melts
ihate it when jesus rides dinosaurs
I hate it when hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor i hate it when my dog RR melts ihate it when jesus rides dinosaurs
Cat was not the impostor.
bender_bending bender_bending
21 sep 2020
Cat was not the impostor.
A MAN DRESSED AS JOKER IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR IN JAPAN
2ba3 2ba3
12 mar
A MAN DRESSED AS JOKER IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR IN JAPAN
don't know what crime he committed, but he should have heard the police coming.
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
23 oct 2020
don't know what crime he committed, but he should have heard the police coming.
I took my dog to the vet today and met this guy.
The sign underneath is the best part
Qe
Doug
How may help you?
Tabby Tabby
25 sep 2020
I took my dog to the vet today and met this guy. The sign underneath is the best part Qe Doug How may help you?
Same lil homie.. Same.
Not_2day Not_2day
22 feb
Same lil homie.. Same.
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series
Youlike that?
Klutch145 Klutch145
29 oct 2020
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series Youlike that?
*All I Want for Christmas is You was made in 1994*
Mall employees in 1993:
*All I Want for Christmas is You was made in 1994* Mall employees in 1993:
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
Lilbrooke Lilbrooke
23 sep 2020
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
And the 'shepherd's boy... VAnd the 'shepherd's boy says...
spaceshoup tumblr com
There's It this mountain takes an of hour pure diamond. it,
It takes an hour to climb It, and an hour to go around it!*
w\ AS
"and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain...
of Vow
must
hell of
4 Personally, think
Personally, I think that's a hell of a. that's ahe! 'ofa bird,
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
And the 'shepherd's boy... VAnd the 'shepherd's boy says... spaceshoup tumblr com There's It this mountain takes an of hour pure diamond. it, It takes an hour to climb It, and an hour to go around it!* w\ AS "and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain... of Vow must hell of 4 Personally, think Personally, I think that's a hell of a. that's ahe! 'ofa bird,
In 2010, a man in
In 2010, man in England was arrested
for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence.
The guy:
nervousari
29 sep 2020
In 2010, a man in In 2010, man in England was arrested for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence. The guy:
The Babylon Bee
CSD) @TheBabylonBee
Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks
Lockdowns Will End Someday
BabylonBee BabylonBee
13 apr
The Babylon Bee CSD) @TheBabylonBee Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks Lockdowns Will End Someday
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper.
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modem problems require modern solutions
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper. She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider. Modem problems require modern solutions
When You Get A Invite From
A Friend Who Is Always
Appearing Offline
Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt
DaJuulBoi DaJuulBoi
13 oct 2020
When You Get A Invite From A Friend Who Is Always Appearing Offline Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt