Happy St. Patrick Stewarts Day
Happy St. Patrick Stewarts Day
The face he makes after you give him some pussy, take him out to eat, and call him cute
MarkDuval MarkDuval
27 sep 2020
The face he makes after you give him some pussy, take him out to eat, and call him cute
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe
karen:
Joe
MANAGER ~
JoSjoca JoSjoca
9 apr
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe karen: Joe MANAGER ~
Me whenever I can hear people chewing:
Me whenever I can hear people chewing:
Adam
@adamthealright
Is this too much to ask for?
Adam @adamthealright Is this too much to ask for?
Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
WolfenRedux WolfenRedux
23 oct 2020
Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite
Sex
Gay ppl: I only like the same sex
Bi ppl:
ASS IS ASS mf =
Astralreign93 Astralreign93
19 may
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite Sex Gay ppl: I only like the same sex Bi ppl: ASS IS ASS mf =
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
It's not it's suprise
Erios Erios
22 sep 2020
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... It's not it's suprise
Absolutely nobody:
nerrible
memory
(Me
Si-.,
Absolutely nobody: nerrible memory (Me Si-.,
Woke up at Sam to watch the sunrise with
by ag
my cat in celebration of 1 year since my last overdose
15429 311
funnytime funnytime
1 may
Woke up at Sam to watch the sunrise with by ag my cat in celebration of 1 year since my last overdose 15429 311
Tomiii 11, the kid with brain cancer that had his dream to become a YouTuber made true and breaks YouTube records. (5 million subscribers in 2 days)
Assume Assume
9 apr
Tomiii 11, the kid with brain cancer that had his dream to become a YouTuber made true and breaks YouTube records. (5 million subscribers in 2 days)
he mad because I asked him to train me
sugondeeze sugondeeze
19 jan 2021
he mad because I asked him to train me
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @
people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
sully201 sully201
30 dec 2020
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @ people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
day *eats cake*
Me: Sleeps with her sister
Her:
The_Kraken124 The_Kraken124
23 oct 2020
day *eats cake* Me: Sleeps with her sister Her:
factxpress
Facebook shut down a pair of it's
Al Robots nicknamed Alice and
Bob after they started talking to
each other in their own language.
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
27 sep 2020
factxpress Facebook shut down a pair of it's Al Robots nicknamed Alice and Bob after they started talking to each other in their own language.
Packing light this trip, only the
essensials.
ChittyChittyBangMe ChittyChittyBangMe
26 sep 2020
Packing light this trip, only the essensials.
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas
University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
"Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. "Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Name An Artist Everybody Loves But
You Just Aren't Impressed
Don_Snakey Don_Snakey
3 jun
Name An Artist Everybody Loves But You Just Aren't Impressed
Me: Hit my friend in Minecraft
His 64 dogs:
so you have chosen death.
greasymitts greasymitts
23 sep 2020
Me: Hit my friend in Minecraft His 64 dogs: so you have chosen death.
Mr. President
John F. Kennedy:
Dastan Dastan
5 oct 2020
Mr. President John F. Kennedy: