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Completing a
task
self-care
Eating food
Celebrating little wins
THE MOOD STABILIZER
Meditating
Playing with a
dog
Playing baby
Holding hand
Hugging your family
THE PAIN KILLER
Laughter exercise o
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    • Or just bust a fat nut
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    • > Essential oils. Bro which fucking ones? There's like 5000.
      Aiur 25 jul
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    • Or just do drugs
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    • Or gain all four by having sex. I guess that won’t work for ifunniers tho
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    • These kinda of oversimplifications bother me. Like glutamate and GABA have just as much to do with mental stability and emotional regulation but everyone’s stuck on dopamine and serotonin. It’s like the internet learned half a dozen neuro facts and then gave up.
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    • No wonder antivaxers think essential oils will save them, that can't feel the pain
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    • Psychedelics and heroine are basically that same thing
      Approxy 26 jul
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    • Be careful with the "eating food" one.
      TGDjent 26 jul
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    • Y’all know I got that dopamine today
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    • I did the things now give me the happy
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    • Or do drugs
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    • I’d rather be in pain for the rest of my life than eat dark chocolate
      Hilunny 26 jul
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    • Cactus juice
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    • Which one do I get from busting a fat nut
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    • Oxytocin doesn’t even list partner, they know who’s reading
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    • That's pretty dope...I mean...
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    • All the Karen's that see this post gonna be like "oH mY gOd eSsEnTiAl OiLs"
      UnUnique 27 jul
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    • Or you could just masturbate
      Jungler 26 jul
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    • Masturbation is not on any of these lists
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    • Dopamine: cocaine. Oxytocin: idk. Serotonin: Psychadelics. Endorphins: Masochism
      lwpack 26 jul
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    • Time to sit in a hot tub with my dog and 12 pizzas while watching click by Adam Sandler for forever
      BitofTea 26 jul
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    • Which one does gaming do?
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    • Notice how weed isn’t on here
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    • I eat food sometimes and have completed a task before. Where's my dopamine?
      Leo777654 26 jul
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    • So that’s why I like dark chocolate, it takes the pain of my life choices away.
      RandomGod 26 jul
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    • I read “oxycotin” which is the medical name for a perc 30. I just took it as part of the post
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    • My nigga exercising is not helping, imma need some to inject me with that endophine
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    • Everyone who I've seen post this just uses drugs for their happiness and then denies they have a problem
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    • Laughter exercise
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    • Does holding my own hand with my other hand work?
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    • It’s crazy sex isn’t nowhere on there
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    • Bob Ross, master of all four chemicals
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    • “Essential oils” yeah ok
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    • imaginary number go up and make happy brain chemical :))))
      BANDlT 27 jul
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    • I've got enough endorphins to last a lifetime. Definitely don't have any oxytocin. Serotonin is impossible to get. And dopamine is a hack... I'm a dopamine addict, it ruins me...
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    • Drugs. The answer is drugs.
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    • Dopamine: LSD. Oxytocin: sex. Serotonin: LSD. Endorphins: LSD. I think you catch my drift
      DrQuanta 26 jul
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    • which one does weed fall under cause that’s what I use
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    • *me with a broken leg* oh the feature said to excersize to take the pain away!
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    • I just smoke weed
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    • I am so glad iFunny finally got rid of all the p0rn on this app
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    • THC
      Berm 26 jul
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    • I was with you until essential pils
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    • I have had crippling anxiety and recently depression and ive been working on keeping my mind from making things up and overthinking with meditation and mantras, you think you dont do it but you do. I've literally allowed my own mind to control me and I have so much more control over my emotions now.
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    • Can someone give me oxytocin 🥺
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    • Guess you could say i need a DOSE of happiness?
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    • That's cool and all, but how do I change the color of my campfire
      DailyHmm 28 jul
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    • Or snort coke and get all the dopamine ur brain can produce all at once
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    • I’m lacking too many of these to be healthy and I don’t understand it
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    • Most people don’t do any of this and wonder why they don’t produce any of these chemicals
      Fartman 26 jul
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    • Just going to tuck this away for when the depression settles in later.
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    • wait, is that why I can't leave the house in the morning without watching a comedy.. And then, right when I get home, I have to put 1 on before I even set my things down.. guys, I think I might have a problem
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    • What the fuck is laughter excersize
      Vulpini 28 jul
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    • Damn i guess i do nothing to get serotonin since quarentine started
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    • Oxytocin hits the hardest
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    • Liberal SJW’s: nah. I like self victimization and causing my own misery and “oppression”.
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    • What activity is that last picture?
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    • Laughter exercise? So like creepy fake joker laugh?
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    • As soon as I saw “essential oils” I immediately knew this was all BS.
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    • Shit. I don’t have a dog but I have a cat and when I try to pet the mf be be like
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    • toxicated baby gives me OxyContin
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    • content not available more
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    • I’m busting a fat nut rn fuckejfjdk
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    • Who else read it as OxyContin 🤐
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    • Nicotine + edibles+ smokeable thc+ busting a but in your SO that genuinely loves you or at least you thought they did and they acted like it at the time. Once you've done this you can never go back, but the feeling is indescribable.
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    • Drinking smoking fucking snorting
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    • "eSsEnTiAl OiLs"
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    • Notice how half of these benefits are from working out
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    • I started writing a webnovel any advice or constructive criticism is welcomed
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    • Imma hold my own hand
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    • Heroin
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    • Add reading this post to all the lists
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    • Gaba and Glutamate are the mood stabilizers tho. Gaba inhibits and Glutamate exhibits
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    • Always wondered why I love dark chocolate
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    • Oxytocin levels = 0
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    • No matter how much I still feel empty inside
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    • what about drugs
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    • Hot peppers cause an endorphin rush which can last up to 24 hours.
      Diop 26 jul
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    • Gimme that oxy baby!
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    • Is jacking off self care? Asking for a friend
      holreg 26 jul
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    • Practice breathing too, that works for all four for me. Practice filling your lungs from your stomach to your chest and throat, then breathing out your mouth. Do it slowly, in your nose out your mouth, for a few minutes and you’ll see what I mean
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    • how to hack them: drugs
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    • Just jack off
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    • Why would I want to hack chemicals? What do I use? A really small knife?
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    • Smoke a bowl and bust a nut like a real man and then get back to work
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    • Let me just use essential oils to cure chronic lumbago
      mangoman7 26 jul
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    • Yeah weed is not a perfect solution guys
      Nowahn 26 jul
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    • How to hack all 4 at once: get high an fuck
      SkyAnthro 26 jul
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    • Hack the system and take your dog for a run! Im sure your pup would like it😊
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    • Ewe, dark chocolate
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    • creeper6 26 jul
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    • Literally through self analyzation and inner conversation along with meditation one can control how they feel, you can literally create these chemicals through choice, it’s not like a bloody dispensary
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    • I don’t cheat
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    • Just smoke a bowl or two and jerk off and you will feel all of these at extremen amounts
      Skidward_ 26 jul
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    • Oh no a post mentioning essential oils on ifunny?? Here come the experts on why they don't work...
      BEAMIN 26 jul
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    • Which one do I get by jerking it?
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    • how the fuck is it a hack when you have to do gay shit?
      snorty 26 jul
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