• Hannah Rose
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My neighbors are talking shit about me while I'm outside smoking. Saying I'm a bad mom and they only hear me yelling at Phoebe and they have never seen me take my "daughter" out of the house. Phoebe is my cat.
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    • I would scream something that would have the neighbors calling the cops, and then i would introduce the cops to the cat, while the neighbors stand there looking like dumbasses
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    • Start yelling shit like, “phoebe that’s it in the crate you go”. Maybe something about having to eat the food off the floor.
      KhalDoggo 16 sep
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    • Ew she smokes cigarettes
      SoulFull 16 sep
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    • Well you're smoking so you're automatically gross
      ScrooLoos 16 sep
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    • Woulda yelled back “that’s the cat y’all are huffin about”
      Emo_Daddy 16 sep
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    • This shows people need to mind they business
      kendoroki 16 sep
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    • You: “Phoebe how many times do I have to spray you with water to make you understand! Stop eating the damn trash!” -neighbors: “😳🤨😡” -phoebe: “😼”
      plmtw 16 sep
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    • Should have yelled that over the fence, one shouldn't assume things and spread them around especially if it's bad mouthing a person without knowing
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    • Quit cigs after 9 years and am pretty proud of myself
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    • Are female cats smarter than male cats like female dogs are way smarter than male dogs? I've only been around dogs because im allergic to cats but female dogs are like tactical cunning intelligent and male dogs are big dopey schmucks
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    • Put a leash on her n walk her around "introducing your daughter" to the neighbors n when you walk away flip them off with a smile
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    • I agree that people shouldn’t smoke. But how y’all go from saying “I’m high” all the time to “ stop smoking, it makes you gross” like you’re not wrong but pick a side. Either y’all like smoking or not
      kendoroki 16 sep
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    • My neighbors do the same when my mom smokes they mad because we called the city and cps on them because they locked their naked child outside and he was screaming and they literally have a mountain of trash in their back yard thats attracting rats but no were awful people
      bread3 16 sep
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    • THATS ITS PHEOBE! YOURE GOING IN THE CRATE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
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    • Stop smoking so you'll stop the urge to socialize with a cat crackhead
      elle 16 sep
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    • God damn these little kids that freak out about smoking gotta get off ifunny and go back to playing their Fortnite
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    • Give pheobe a kiss for me
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    • Why are you constantly screaming at your cat
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    • Cats are better than children
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    • Phoebe u better hope ur ass got another life left!
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    • Honestly, if you're yelling at your pets loud enough that people outside the house can hear, you got issues.
      Desala 16 sep
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    • Well if you're a cat mom you're automatically a good person, so fuck the haters.
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    • See another classic example of people not minding their own damn business 😂 she never said she was smoking a cigarette 😂 she could be smoking a fat ass blunt. Toxic ass people on this app wanna hate for no reason
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    • Take a shit in their mailbox.
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    • My neighbor called the police on me for stealing cuz she left her bag on my car. SHE LEFT HER BAG ON MY CAR.. does anyone check their car for other people’s stuff before they drive off?
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    • Why are you always yelling at a cat.
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    • Oh god, I feel my neighbours think this about me
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    • I’d take their misunderstanding as far as I could to see if they’d call the cops on me the nosey cunts
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    • Tell them if they need some drama they can move to the corner of Mind Street and Ya Own Damn Business Avenue.
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    • Who is yelling at a cat enough for the neighbors to complain, though?
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    • Lovehurts 16 sep
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    • Stfu smoker
      semeMdaeD 16 sep
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    • Smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
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    • I’d’ve piped up...
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    • While I'm glad to have a new generation that seems to abore smoking and doing drugs while loving Trump and guns, could you lay off with the judgmental bullshit? Please
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    • that's funny
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    • I had a neighbor that was convinced my boyfriend was actually my mom's, and freaked out when they'd see us kissing. Every time.
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    • Carry her out one dat and say “meet phoebe, my DAUGHTER” 🙃
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    • I like to tell people I have 2 kids, they would always react like "whoa no way ur too young" and if they ask for pictures, I would just show them my 2 cats.
      TomLarson 16 sep
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    • That’s my cats name
      nfallis99 19 sep
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    • Saying smoking is gross wont do anything. Smokers know it's bad. Let them live their lives. If u dont smoke, good for u. But that doesnt mean u need to voice ur opinions to other people
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    • Tried a puff bar can’t say it felt like much.
      2rawwww 18 sep
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    • My cat has the same name.fuckin bitch
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    • Just say "Fuck you Phoebe the cat!"
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    • Fuck them neighbors
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    • I would've come out w the cat and be like "look, I took her out, now stfu"
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    • People need a mind their own damn business
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    • That’s why my son’s name is Mr. Whiskerkins.
      bcaapi 16 sep
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    • Bruh. I’d have SOOO. Told them what was up from the darkness like “aye. That’s my cat, dude. Chill out.”
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    • This is why ya mind ya damn business
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    • Nosy neighbors are fucking annoying. Mind your own damn business
      idg4f 16 sep
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    • CRS6132 16 sep
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    • I’m pretty sure all cat lady’s are smokers
      MILE5 16 sep
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    • You’re still gross for smoking cigs
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    • Smoking looks neat, too bad it's horrible for your health and even 3rd hand smoke gives me horrible migraines, let alone 2nd or 1st hand, RIP.
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      Chirin 16 sep
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    • tobi i don’t know if you need this right now, but you’ll get through this. Nah jk I hate u and I don’t know why
      bobdoosh 16 sep
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    • Don't smoke, you look like an ass hole
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    • Eh, she's probably gross
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    • Imagine getting addicted to cigarettes after they found out it causes cancer and makes you look like someone with lepropsy
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    • Hahaha except this didn't happen but who cares because you needed the attention on social media
      iQFacts 16 sep
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    • X doubt. Another case of boring attention whore desperate for someone to pay attention to her so she has delusions that her neighbors are listening all day every day
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    • Social services came to check on me because they thought I was living together with a boyfriend because of my mailadress and nameplate at the door. Elmo was my cat...
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    • Smoking is bad don't smoke yall! We have only one life! Live it your best.
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    • At least she's not smoking around the cat
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    • Cat abuser!
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    • Ew imagine smoking
      Raccoozs 16 sep
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    • White woman moment
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    • Eww a smoker 🤢
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    • Smoking people are morons. Smoking women are garbage.
      Rascals 16 sep
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    • Ew smoker
      torxbit 16 sep
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    • Imagine having a nicotine addiction. Omegalul
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    • So you’re just a terrible pet owner then
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    • So she’s a bad cat owner
      matman34 16 sep
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    • Lmaoo
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    • "PHOEBE IS MY CAT YOU CUNTS!!" Yea that's the move.
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    • I honestly want to meet Hannah... she's a very attractive individual. Her leather boots, make me rock fucking hard. I'd like to try some new freak, with Hannah.
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    • Some people smoke to handle their lives, other people unleash their pent up agression on others for trivial things, like choosing to smoke.
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    • Well- you're just a bad person Because you Smoke Cigarettes. Your animals have to breathe that too. COME At ME!!
      OhHeem 19 sep
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    • Me llamo es phoebe
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    • Damn fur ball...
      1kelz234 18 sep
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    • Can't wait for the reaction when they call child services.
      Mer_Ria 18 sep
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    • F that cat. I love cats but fuck those assholes.
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    • Your a bad cat mom! :)
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    • Can't stand smokers, but it's 10x worse if you smoke around children or animals. My neighbor is one of the sweetest men I know, but I feel sorry for his dogs because his porches are almost always saturated with thick cigar smoke. Can't imagine the smell inside.
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