• Hannah Baxter
@lsapalindrome
Just watched a man bringing home a goldfish on the train accidentally pop the bag- fish flops onto the floor. 3 people swarm to save him (the fish not the man). Guy chugs the last of his coffee and throws the fish in his cup.
Lady next to him empties in her bottle of water.
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    • Damn, good thing she specified that it was indeed the fish and not the man getting thrown in a coffee cup
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    • Humans come together for the important things.
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    • That fish is flying high on the little bit of caffeine left in the coffee cup
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    • My friend one time swallowed a goldfish live, then he got sick and threw it up like 30 minutes later and the goldfish was pretty much fine
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    • It looks like there's a group of people on the train who just sit there and wait for this exact thing to happen
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    • Foundry 6 sep
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    • Fuze_R6S 6 sep
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    • Oh good. I thought the man fell onto the floor flopping
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    • Fish still fucking died though, coffee water
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    • I'm getting sick of Zeldas tits
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    • Fish will die anyways without fish safe water
      IamABird 6 sep
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    • content not available more
      Foundry 6 sep
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    • The fish 100% died of shock soon after. Those things are weak af
      NickelW 6 sep
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    • I thought they meant the Goldfish crackers
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    • this is why I love humans, yet still never fully trust one
      Zawg 6 sep
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    • Would still die. Waste of water imh
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    • When I was 10 my brother had a goldfish and didn’t care for him. So his cage got really dirty and I tried to clean it by dumping most of the water out in the sink. And fish fell into the garbage disposal (I’m terrified of disposals) and called my brother to come get him out. He turned it on instead
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    • What is this zeldas tits shit?
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    • Teamwork
      MLGtbone 6 sep
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    • Holy shit we are just bigger ants
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    • Well what did the third person do?
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    • Very Nice
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    • kanep0e 6 sep
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    • Good thing she specified, I would have never known which one fell on the floor
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    • That's a man
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    • Extreme improv.
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    • He brought it home to replace his kids old goldfish
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    • Good people.
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    • I’m telling you, the nicest people are on trains/busses/subways
      zp3223 6 sep
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    • Just another night in the New York City subway
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    • Bottled water would noon a fish just saying
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    • I seen like 15 ppl post this saying it happen to them? Do they not realize we have the internet too and can see when other people post the same shit
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    • Rescue on the orient express
      xkon23 8 sep
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    • Me when my friends fucking break down and I have to be the stability in the group for the 30th time that week
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    • fish still died. If the temp wasn’t the cause, the ph level was
      gi_jmart 8 sep
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    • XD bruh
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    • This makes me so fucking happy
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    • Dies from caffeine still. What a way to go, was prolly wired.
      geexd125 7 sep
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    • I read poop and was really confused
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    • The fish would go into shock most likely and die
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    • Was I the only one hella confused bc I was thinking of the crackers?
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    • Mann.... I misread at first and thought they were talking about the snack.. would’ve been way funnier..
      BigJon 7 sep
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    • Sad that she has to specify that the 3 people were rushing to save the man. Actually, I'm surprised they didn't rush to take video of the fish dying instead of helping like most people do.
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    • What amazing people
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    • The fish died
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    • Should have put it in the bottle instead of mixing the water with caffeine.
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    • It might get sick, but there is still a chance for it. Goodluck fish, no matter what I hope you enjoy the life you had.
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    • Are they trying to noon the fish faster?
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    • Neat
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    • why would u specify and not just say “the fish” instead of “him”
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    • Caffeine fish lmao
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    • Ahh, yeah that’s awesome. But screw those millions of innocent unborn children right?
      dooti 7 sep
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    • I’m glad to hear of good people
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    • How big was the fish? If it was small enough why didn't you just put it in the bottle of water instead of nooning it in coffee water?
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    • Can fish live in general bottled water?
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    • THERE REALLY IS HUMANTY LEFT ON EARTH
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    • That fish died of water shock
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    • Hey has anyone ever ridden an Amtrak before? I need to head home from school soon and was wondering if it’s worth it.
      07261 7 sep
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    • Where’s the punch line. I really thought they woulda made a joke. It woulda been like shooting a fish in a coffee cup
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    • How come every time I make a comment the keyboard keeps glitching on and off like wtf I just wanna make an unfunny remark
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    • jayplzno 7 sep
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    • And then the fish died for being put in different temperature water
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    • I fill my fish bowl with fiji water. Only the best for my little man 🥺
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    • And the third person...?
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    • Lmao I thought he was talking about a package of gold fish
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    • Fish dies because of the ph balance of the water
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    • Every day you assholes start a weird trend and honestly, i ain't even tripping, keeps things fun.
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    • This one time I was cleaning out a pond, and there was this pile of leaves and crap I was cleaning. I leave to eat lunch, come back, take off a bit and see a little goldfish in the pile. Throw him in the water, bastard starts swimmin, had to be at least 30 minutes out of the water.
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    • That's very sweet. Hopefully the parameter changes didn't put the fish in shock and noon it. I hope fishy is okay :(
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    • And the fish still died from the shitty water we drink
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    • I thought they meant a bad of goldfish at first and that just a bunch of people swarm to take the crackers
      plzbanme 6 sep
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    • I was flying with two plants and TSA toppled the mfs, almost nooning one
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    • The fact she had to mention it wasn’t the man they were trying to save says a lot about society
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    • He still died
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    • I bet that dude who chugged his coffee is high on life rn but then on the shitter later
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    • So did she empty the water in the coffee cup or..?
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    • Why would they save the man I feel like that could have went without saying
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    • That fish is probably going insane from the residual caffeine in his coffee cup
      manzchmr 6 sep
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    • Wholesome and inspirational. As all things should be.
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    • Well the fish probably died from shock of the temperature change of the water.
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    • Apes together strong
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    • Doesn’t the water have to be diffused for a day to become suitable for the fish to live in
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    • Team work XD
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    • They had it all planned out in their heads incase something happened to little nemo
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    • Too bad it was a saltwater fish. nooning him slowly all the way home
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    • What did the third person do
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    • I like to believe after they finished saving the fish, they stood up heroically while the avengers theme blasted
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    • ok
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    • That fish is still dying though, they cant go from one temp of water to another that abruptly
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    • That's what hero's do
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    • The bottled water is going to noon it
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    • Why not put the fish in the bottle
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