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    • Mmmm warm scrambled egg
      manw0lfz 27 sep
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    • Big fuckin egg
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    • Yo I wouldn't be mad at a big plate of egg honestly
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    • Imagine your kid comes home eating a big bowl of scrambled eggs with a cigarette behind their ear.
      icymich 28 sep
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    • That lighter would disappear so fast
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    • What if I had those plastic eggs but instead of candy inside it's just scrambled eggs
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    • Mmmm free cig
      Ghoul35 28 sep
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    • Imagine your kid comes back home with a lit cigarette LMFAOOOO
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    • Are those fucking american spirits. That guy picked expensive cigs to be giving to kids
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    • 1st kid is taking the lighter and all the cigs
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    • Scrambled eggs get cold fast as fuck.
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    • Instinct would make me take the lighter, despite me having like 50 lighters scattered around my room
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    • Kid walks up to grab some eggs “....they’re cold..”
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    • One bag of sprite
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    • I'd just eat all the cigarettes
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    • Lighter is gone from the first person
      Hasmed 28 sep
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    • Wheres the Gordon Ramsay reaction meme
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    • Yo they got money if they handing out smokes . there hella expensive nowa days
      hagakzhz 29 sep
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    • Damn they smoke American spirits. That’s a expensive ass cigarettes to be giving way even for a joke
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    • Y’all bet not take his lighter
      Eclectics 29 sep
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    • AlexPlus 28 sep
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    • Cigarettes to expensive to do that now.
      kanep0e 28 sep
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    • I wouldn’t mind a Newport
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    • I'm so sadddd i love eggs but for some reason they always give me a headache and make me nauseous.
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    • Trick or treating from a fucking Denny’s
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    • Yo I wouldnt be mad at a big ol plate of cigs. Eh a side of eggs wouldnt hurt either ig.
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    • Single parent with 8 kids comes to house. Takes 8 cigs and the entire bowl of scrambled eggs. Leaves the lighter
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    • BreadLevi 28 sep
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    • Spirits taste like shit, and I'm glad I stopped smoking. Now to ween myself off vaping
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    • Scrambled eggs and a cig. What a night!
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    • Imagine ur kids coming home with a candy bag full of warm egg
      xoSpooki 28 sep
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    • I'm gonna go make scrambled eggs now!
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    • I want a handful of egg
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    • Please only one urine analysis cup of mustard per child please
      Yobamos 28 sep
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    • Honestly the cigs person is way less disgusting.
      saytin 28 sep
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    • Trick or treating at the trailer park Boys neighborhood
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    • One egg
      CrazyCray 28 sep
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    • Theyre gonna take that fucking lighter
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    • Everyone saying Halloween is canceled but I don't see any reason why we can't set out sandwich baggied candy on a table that is six feet away from us while wearing a mask
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    • American spirit!! That’s like getting full size candy bar
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    • Fuck wish my neighbors gave out smokes...
      Daily_JDM 28 sep
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    • The cigarettes are hilarious
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    • Eggs cool so fast, those aren't gonna be warm I call bs
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    • I’ll take the egg, that looks good
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    • Damn those are american spirits, bougie
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    • But there is no warmer. How could you guarantee such a thing???
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    • One year, i came across a house that had like hundreds of king size bars. Glad i was the first to stop bye, cuz they had it out ungarded
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    • Is the cigarette thing illegal
      Spider313 29 sep
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    • My mans giving American spirits.... they expensive
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    • Gonna lose the lighter
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    • Mmm cigs
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    • I’m going to scramble the eggs of some slutty nurse on Halloween night
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    • Kids use Juul pods not cigarettes
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    • Water that fucking orchid you sociopath
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    • Ifunniers: take one jar
      Slurppppp 28 sep
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    • I’m taking the lighter and all the ciggies
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    • Oh I’m takin’ a ciggy for me and The boys
      JDM_Texan 28 sep
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    • Y'all not gon talk about the darts then?
      Gevil 28 sep
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    • This is some PorkSword level of shit posting
      dibbidy 28 sep
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    • Dont tell my mom but i took two cigs and the lighter
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    • 😳first
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    • I want egg
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    • Who cares about those cigs. These eggs are heavenly!
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    • Pu...put your dick in it.
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    • Those eggs won't be warm for long
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    • Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat, if you dont I dont care, I'll pull down your underwear (I hope someone else knows this)
      aight_so 29 sep
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    • i cant wait, im gonna get all my friends together and buy a big ass bag of candy and walk around the neighborhood in costume just eating candy and talking.
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    • I got lettuce seeds in my halloween candy one time...
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    • Can I offer you a warm scrambled egg in these trying times?
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    • One warm scrambled egg per kid
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    • Comically large bowl of scrambled eggs?
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    • Oh shit my favorite candy. Warm scrambled eggs
      Mordigga 28 sep
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    • my man is giving out american spirits too, Chad move
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    • Ciggs are for niggs
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    • Mmmm cancer stick me want
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    • They gon leave the cigs and take the lighter to smoke weed and eat that whole bowl of eggs
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    • I thought it was popcorn and it said take one, now I got a new idea
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    • w a r m s c r a m b l e d e g g
      Leahfay 28 sep
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    • Looks like popcorn
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    • How about some lightly fried fish fillets?
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    • Fuck thats one big egg
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    • Putting out a bowl of eggs is asking for trouble
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    • At least they had the decency to put out american spirits
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    • You guys ever think, what’s the point of a female orgasm??
      BoopBup 28 sep
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    • I’d love a cig for Halloween
      Linx 28 sep
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    • Ah warm scrambled eggs and cigarettes just like how grandma used to make em
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    • Cigs are tasty treats
      PorkSword 28 sep
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    • At least use Camel Crushes instead of fucking marborrows if you want kids to take em you fucking dick
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    • I'd give out cigarettes before handing out my expensive edibles.
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    • Damn them eggs look good
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    • Tortilla and egg nice sum cheese
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    • That bowl of cigs is gonna vanish, but it ain't because of the kids lol
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    • I had a super sweet woman in my neighborhood that would invite me in to her house every Halloween and make me a meal, as well as send me off with some candy when I was done, I apparently reminded her of her son that had passed. I miss that old woman :(
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    • I used to put tiny baggies of very cold honey in kids bags so later in the night it would melt and create a sticky mess ruining all their candy
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    • Ah yes, only allowing 1 cigarette for each child to smoke. Moderation
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