• hal Anonymous 03/27/19(Wed)22:51:17 No.22418409 I think I found a fake town last year, like
Truman show fake
>last summer
>cross county road trip, hitting up some
national parks for /out/
>in central/southern Utah
>it's getting late, like 10pm (been driving
since 6ish)
>it's dark as fuck, no moon, can only see
what's lit up by my headlights
>decide to find someplace to rest for the
night at next exit
>see a town off in the distance, turn off
on only pull off I've seen for over an hour
heading towards town
>pull off is unmarked and unlit, not on car
gps, no cell service
>town is directly ahead though, keep
going
>road turns to dirt road and is about 5
miles until it turns to pavement again
right at the town where businesses and
houses started showing up
>immediately town strikes me as weird
>nobody is on the streets, no cars on the
streets or in the businesses parking lots.
>jazz music is being pumped through the
streets for some reason, not loudly but
loud enough to hear
>this town that looked to be about 7
blocks wide from some miles out has
every major fast food chain I've heard of
and 7 hotels on the main street
>still no cell service, still not on car GPS
>go to get food
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    • Sounds like a military training town. We have them all over the midwest and desert. Weird thing is that they served you. The town are meant to be identical to real city block or urban towns. But no ones supposed to run it like a real town. Theyre just for training exercise
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    • Nigga count yourself lucky they didn't sacrifice you to the devil
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    • Ok I’ve been obsessing over this for awhile now on google maps and I’m convinced I figured it out. The town is called Marysvale. The 89 leads right into it BUT there’s a curve in the road about a mile or so before it so it looks like it’s off the main road. There’s a dirt road right where that curve
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    • Fake or not, im always fascinated about stories like these. Imagine going through this shit with your homie and trying to talk about it but no one believes you
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    • If there's anywhere you would find a fake town it's central utah
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    • Southern Utah is a cursed place mate. That's where all the skinwalkers are.
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    • When he said he stopped driving because he was tired and needed to find someplace to stay I immediately though this was going to be a Hotel California joke for some reason
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    • My man went to the low poly far away town you see in older video game maps
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    • No you entered a black site; more commonly known as ghost sites or mock towns that exist for certain tests and protocols most famous one was in Vegas off the beaten track behind a military base then there’s one in Russia all citizens know they live there but to the outside world they don’t exist
      Wibblewop 26 jun
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    • Nigga got into the test site
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    • He went to the unfinished part of the map that had full buildings and shit but never got any npcs added because it was cut from the game
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    • "wow, would you check that shit out? Fuckin crazy. Anyway, im rod sterling"
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    • nigga was in nuketown
      TooPack 27 jun
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    • most likely a CIA operations theatre meant for indoctrinating people into brain washing
      manwhore 26 jun
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    • The town was a stand and the user was mcdonald's man
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    • SCP much
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    • I'm from St.George Utah it sounds like you found what we call chili town, I am very surprised you made it out of there. Don't ever go looking for that town again because on the off chance you do find it again you will not leave again.
      YuNOkb 26 jun
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    • It sounds like he got butt fucking lost and found a town that doesn't exist between Richfield and panguitch 5 miles east off of the 89 towards the 62. Besides, the 89 has towns every several miles, so it's not matching his story of "driving for over an hour without a pull off" claim.
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    • My research leads me to believe it is St. George. Has all 3 hotels described as well as the 3 restaurants all while being south of richfield. The only thing that gets me is that it has a pop. of nearly 90000. But if you look at images alot of them do not include people.
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    • Twilight zone brav.
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    • I have to tell y'all, as a foreigner, sometimes all towns in america feel like that. You'll be driving through and they don't feel real. Maybe y'all are used to it but in europe you go around and there's major cities practically next to one another, villages are established places with history
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    • According to the details he gave, it would have to be near Kingston or Circleville. Thats about where you could get connected from the 89 to the 62
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    • Polygamist town probably
      GreyShell 26 jun
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    • Ever since I read the skinwalker and missing 411 shit on /K/ I can never look at national park stuff the same way again.
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    • He got into the game files and pulled out the test environment
      HueuH 27 jun
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    • Dude went into the fucking Twilight Sone
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    • Its doc and his brother shu!
      Ramseyer 27 jun
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    • You almost got spirited away man
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    • Get a load of this [REDACTED]
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    • theres abandoned towns and training towns all over America, by abandoned towns i mean the town has such a small population that most of it is empty, houses look somewhat new (at least built in the 90s) the few who do live there are either homeless, squaters, cartel related, or running from the law.
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    • Had a similar thing happen in Oregon. To this day I swear I turned off hwy26 2mi east of gov camp onto 2 lane paved road, bought gas 10mi from the turn, and ended up on 97 at Redmond. Road/gas station does not exist and there's nothing on my card from the store I got gas at.
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    • It sounds like the fae let you in accidentally
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    • holy fuck he actually found chili town and survived wtf
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    • Anyone remember from that SpongeBob game where he keeps meeting the same fish and, and over again but he claims it's his brother that he met.
      Berries 27 jun
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    • Somehow, that town was a sand anglerfish, like, all that had to happen was him to leave his car just out of town and walk in and the entire thing would snap together, like the thing in he spongebob movie with the icecream stand
      dfreid 26 jun
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    • Nuke town
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    • My initial guess was one of those weird "it's totally real" towns they have for people with alzheimers. Like, they wake up and the town looks slightly real but it's all wrong in reality... yet nobody would ever know. Next guess is that it's a town in development but not finalized yet. Basically..
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    • Utah is real fuckin weird. Not a single rest stop anywhere on the Long 15. One mile over the border into Idaho, there's a rest stop.
      Setesh 26 jun
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    • There are a lot of small communities in central/southern Utah, could have been a polygamist community, which would explain why they'd be annoyed with you
      mossyfart 27 jun
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    • Been through that part of the state a lot. One time, past Circleville, I saw a much of paced roads and foundations off the highway to I checked it out. No buildings, just concrete slabs and roads. Maybe the same spot?
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    • The town you were in is called Page, Arizona. Right next to Escalante national park. Also right off of hwy 89, 89A, and a few others. There is a jack in the box, McDonald's, and several hotels all in close proximity to eachother there. Easy to confuse for utah because Lake Powell is pretty close.1/2
      Aech 26 jun
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    • Couldn't have been Richfield. I lived there for a year and Richfield looks nothing like what this person has described. They found a portal to hell...
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    • Lmao he found chili town , idk how he got out of there Scott free based on the disturbing rumors
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    • Decided to take a cross country trip in my car. I had been driving for about 15 hours straight and decided I needed some sleep. I was driving through the desert in New Mexico on a single road when I come up to a gas station and a few shops. It's like 4 in the morning and people are just (cont.)
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    • On a Dark desert Highway Cool wind in my hair...
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    • I HAD THE SAME SHIT HAPPEN TO ME IN THE SAME AREA!
      IrateBeau 26 jun
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    • Was it possibly Alton, Utah? Kinda fits the description of being that far from 89 and south/central Utah. Only difference is the type of buildings.
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    • bro clipped through to The Edge Of The Map
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    • I had a similar experience while riding cross country on my bike. I was headed south on 77 when I pulled off in West Virginia for gas and lunch. Old school gas station and dinner. The wings were great so I made a note of the mile marker so I could stop again on my way back. 1/2
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    • I assume you found a research facility
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    • Is this worth reading
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    • Ok, from what I’ve read, chili town is no more than this: a legend of a town in Utah that is empty but people who enter mysteriously never leave. Like the Bermuda Triangle kind of deal. Some speculate a cult in the town sacrifices anyone who enters to explain the mysterious disappearances.
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    • The place described is circleville google maps it.
      scoped 27 jun
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    • Lots of weird places in America like this. Me and my mom pulled off to stay in a gorgeous hotel. Went inside. Not a single person. Finally got in and it was a odd guy. Can’t remember his features because it was a while ago but he had very distinct features. After booking a room I went outside and
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    • That’s the good stuff right there
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    • I looked up at the night sky, which seemed unnaturaly blank. Then, something shifted, and two giant eyes turned to look at me from above.
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    • Nuclear testing ground headass
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    • Similar thing happened to me. I like to go on bike rides later in the afternoon. I turned down into a suburb that was pretty much surrounded by marsh and trees. It was a heavy cloud sunset, the kind where the whole sky is grey and just gradually gets darker with no color. (1)
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    • Buddy lived through the twighlight zone
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    • I actually don’t even think it’s a legit story tbh. I live in Utah and theirs no jack in the box’s anywhere or place Like this.
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    • Man went to Mexico in rdr2
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    • Search area is all of the towns around Monroe Mountain Utah, 62 and 89 literally surrounds the mointain. Richfield is on a different highway and is situated directly on the highway so it doesnt fit. The only connecting road between 89 and 62 (being 62 itself) goes through a small town called
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    • Funny story, I went to a Baskin Robin's once, and the cashier was super nice and had a big smile and did tricks with the ice cream, great guy. Then later that week I went to dairy queen and boom, there he was working. When I asked him if he worked two jobs he was weird and didnt understand me (1/2)
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    • Found a vid on youtube by Alyssa Kimber. It was a blog about traveling to st. George and she had a lot of the same problems. Terrible service, poor food, had trouble booking a hotel. Could be our place
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    • Literally nothing in this story makes sense... I live in Utah and the roads she mentions are in the northern part. But it sounds like she’s referring to a highway and I-15 is the only one that goes through southern Utah.
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    • Bro that’s a fucking SCP
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    • SCP-3300
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    • Not true. No jack in the box in Utah
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    • Dude went to Nuketown
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    • dude got into the dlc level early
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    • Take the coordinates when you get reception (& adjust for traveled distance). GPS should be available pretty much always unless you're in a deep canyon or something.
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    • That’s just the American Southwest my man. A strange and surreal place with even stranger people.
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    • I was driving out in the mojave desert decided to hit some dirt roads going about 40 down this tiny dirt road when I see a hard right turn into a canyon I pull in the road turns pave but full of potholes and cracks roll up into this town heavens bounty on this pretty new looking concrete sign I'm p1
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    • Employees name was "Hugh Mann"
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    • Was it tinsburg... I recognize the hotel name, they have a lot of hotels and motels... I got mail from there once when my uncle was on a business trip and he stayed at a hotel for the night.
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    • Dude found the beta town
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    • Utah? Oh shit bro where at?
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    • Your phone camera still worked without WiFi... pics or it didn’t happen ;)
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    • In feb. we took a road trip to Colorado and on the way back passed thru New Mex. it was like 3am and there was only one gas station for like the next 100 miles or so. The station was closed and everything around it was abandoned except for this van parked outside an old house, we all had to piss but
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    • I saw a few people talking about chili town in the comments but gave no information about it. So I looked it up and I found absolutely nothing on it so can someone help
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    • Could be duck creek village. I haven't been there personally but I have been through Southern Utah. The highways are kinda weird if you've never been through there before. If you get off 89 going west you could take 14 to a road 62 near duck creek
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    • How tf you find nuke town
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    • Crispy_Mormon ay bruh go check this out 👀👀
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    • What is Richfield?
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    • Head northeast from circleville up hw89 and there’s a road that cuts off. If you follow it a short ways you can see black lines in the earth off the left side of the road. It’s not fences because of the odd way shape it’s in and there no farms or ranches around it. If you follow the road and go past
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    • I've seen a town like that, I didn't recognize any of the businesses, and they looked wierd, finally I found a checkers, I went up to the window, to only find out it was a plastic panel, didn't even open, I knocked to see if it was really fake, it sounded like plastic too, I looked around for (1/2)
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    • That was fucking crazy. Anyway I’m Rod Sterling. Next time on the Twilight Zone what would happen if gators addicted to meth were let loose in the streets of Florida.
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    • ON A DARK DESERT HIGHWAY.... COOL WIND IN MY HAIR
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    • The sim breaks in utah
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    • You guys know those roadside stops with every fast food restaurant, 3 gas stations, 20 hotels, and the entire thing feels fake? Usualy music being pumped in? This was likely an incomplete one of those.
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    • The simulation glitched and loaded in the low resource version of the town
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    • He knows
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    • Children of the corn town
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    • I would’ve took everything
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