• "haha i only got 4 hours of sleep last
night"
"i only got 1"
the pride and superiority you feel from
having an unhealmier lifestyle than
others is a short term gratifi n that
will lead to long term detrim s
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    • Imagine thinking that being mentally ill is a personality
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    • I think the idea is, "I'm at a disadvantage, so I have an excuse if I fail at what I'm doing"
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    • If I want to be proud of my initiative to slowly kill myself then who are you to stop me
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    • I didn’t get any sleep last night because in a few hours i’m telling my crush how I feel. Hopefully she’ll feel the same but hey, it is what it is boys
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    • True. I haven’t slept for about 30 hours now. Had work, went home, wanted to sleep, but there was a fucking tornado, then I got called out by the guard to provide relief. And now, I get to go back to work. I would literally pay like $500 for some sleep right now. Like even on the floor.
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    • “Ugh, I’ve been sick all week” “Oh yea, we’ll I’ve been shitting nothing but blood for the past month Becky!”
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    • Ya I get so salty when a person flexes their lack of sleep. Same when a cigarette smoker laughs at me because "everything is gonna kill you"
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    • I have a friend who always one ups people when they're trying to tell a story. It's so annoying
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    • Honestly I don’t sleep just because I don’t feel like it and so when my friends say they only slept 5 hours and I counter then with 3 or 4 I don’t understand why I did that not like I was any better than them so why did I do that
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    • I fuckin’ hate when people do that shit
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    • There is an entire TED talk about the detriments of a lack of sleep
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    • I hate people who throw a pity party and try to top everybody
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    • I got like 3 but I'm mad at myself for it because I didn't want to stay up
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    • I had a coworker who did this a lot. I babysit my nephew twice a month, he's one and stays at my house. The one time I said anything about being tired to another coworker the bitch told me as a man I don't know what tired means. Well Karen toy try to keep a one year old asleep all night.
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    • "you guys are sleeping?"
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    • p h r o g
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    • I’ve stopped telling anyone my problems because of this. I keep it all inside because no one really cares.
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    • I always get my full 8 hours. I don’t care what else I have going on, I’m not going to deprive my body of something it needs to function properly. I don’t care what it is. It’s not happening
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    • It’s currently 3:21 AM but it’s also summer :>
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    • If you're gonna expect me to care how much sleep you got, then I expect the same from you.
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    • Both these people are extremely sad I still try to go to sleep around 10 or 11 because it makes me feel good. Most of the time I end up falling asleep at 12 because of a variety of reasons tho.
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    • Nah you brought it up. It just means your attempt to show off your sleeplessness was thwarted by a real nigga and it made you salty.
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    • My sleep schedule is going to sleep at noon and waking up at 9 pm. You're all peasants but I'm the jester ruining my own life
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    • I'm in constant pain. My wife doesn't like me, I haven't had a drink of water in months. I drink four monsters every night and about nine beers every morning to counter act the monster so I can get some sleep.
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    • one feature post is about how people in school need more sleep and the comments are all about how they really do need more and then this one is about how people brag about sleeping very little and the comments are about bragging about getting little asleep
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    • Not everything is a competition
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    • Deadass though why do people brag about getting no sleep and think people who go to bed early are pussies
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    • It's a way of saying "Stop complaining" dickhead
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    • I didn't sleep at all because I was too busy loading up the calories while vaping bleach
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    • I loved saying I got 8 hours of sleep when my friends would say they got 4 or some shit, unhealthy asses
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    • Had a new mom try to act like I wasn't allowed to be tired because her dumb ass went and shat out a baby and now she's the only tired person on the planet.
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    • No one gives a fuck if you don’t get enough sleep. You’re not cool
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    • Hate when people play the pity game
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    • For real, my friends literally brag about how little sleep they get and it's so fucking dumb.
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    • I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
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    • I feel called out.
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    • Just reading this makes me tired
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    • Jokes on all of fuckers I don’t even had eye lids
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    • When you aren’t at school so you can open the comments safely
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    • What the fuck is sleep
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    • Odd flex but okay
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    • The most ridiculous part is that the odds of them both lying just to seem cool, is much higher than this being the actual truth.
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    • I have clinical insomnia
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    • Me and my friends one upping each other on who had more traumatic experiences and how bad they were and then crying together while watching the bee movie for the 5th hundredth time this week
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    • I didn't sleep
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    • Ah, the fool you are, disregarding the statement of “I got 4 hours of sleep last night” as an inherent way to flaunt your ability to function, however poorly, on an unhealthy schedule. You were merely bested by one who hates themselves more than you do
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    • My boss called a few hours ago to tell me that I'm starting night shift tomorrow night, but I still have to show up for day shift until noon. So basically I have to get 3 hours of sleep now, and drink NO caffeine at work so I can sleep tomorrow afternoon.
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    • I always say that to people when they say "I've been up since 3am!" like motherfucker dont be proud of that, that's like saying I can down a pack of cigarettes in 4 mins
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    • Proud to get 8 hours every night
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    • There is a difference between the truth and wanting gratification. I only acknowledge my suffering
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    • Insomnia is a hell of a drug
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    • I fucking hate people who always try to make their life worse than yours
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    • It's 4:30 am this post just fucking shot me in the face
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    • Imagine bragging about having a unhealthy lifestyle to others to feel superior and special then get mad when someone else said they had it worse. You were being a shitty person to begin with and have no right to complain
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    • I mean I have Insomnia but being bored because of insomnia I get on my phone which prolongs the time I get to sleep
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    • Nigga what the fuck is "sleep?"
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    • You'll see if it's a long term detriment or not! *immediately shoots self in head*
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    • That accurately describes the fall of my senior year of college. Legitimately slept for an average of 5 hours a night... I have no regrets yet though
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    • i either get 2 or 12 hrs of sleep no inbetween
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    • Bragging about how shit your health is in hs is the equivalent of the jocks in hs bragging about who's more swole
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    • Looks like I'll be training to become a toad sage now...
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    • I hate when you tell somebody you’re tired because you had to wake up early (let’s say 9 am), and then that person has to be all “Oh my god bro that’s nothing I have to get up at 6 and that’s after going to bed at 1.” Like... Good for you man. You want a fuckin medal?
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    • Usually I average about 6 on school nights.
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    • Sleep is for the weak? Anyone? Anyone?
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    • Same applies to the person who person who said they got 4 hours of sleep
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    • I don’t need sleep at all. My body runs on 110% concentrated caffeine
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    • I hate those bitches who try to one up you
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    • Reg-eds when they don’t try in school
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    • This comes at me every time its posted I feel attacked
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    • Jokes on you bitch I wanna die
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    • just sleep when you die, smh
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    • Dont cite to me the deep magic witch, I was there when it was written
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